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How Halo 3 has impacted me
Jim Sterling \| 6:55 PM on 09.29.2007	29 comments

Only the shit players are left on Gears of War. I'm starting to finally get some kills.

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

I AM THE MUVVAFUKKIN CHAMPEEEEEEEN! CHAMPEN OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!

INSPIRATIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

BENOIT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, CUNT!

I'VE GOT YOU NOW, HE MAN!

Dude ... Benoit and Skeletor are twins!

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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28

DethMerchant

Wow. that was a waste of my time. Damn you, you monacle wearing bastard.

Jim Sterling

It's Saturday, I'll waste the time of anybody I see fit.

Sharpless

I've been trying to use that same "exploit" for Halo 2. I may not have a 360, but now's my time to be king of the Xbox.

*cries*

Maurice Tan

ConsFEARacy

Oh wow...I can work on my online achievements now???

TheTaj

How many 12 year olds have called you a fag so far, Jim?

KevlarGibs

erlier in the week i was having problems finding enough people to even start a ranked game in gears... okayed for a while today... my skill remains generally below average with bursts of greatness.

Jim, I actually played with some of your fellow countrymen today, although one sounded Icelandic to me... any idea what part of England might sound similar to American ears?

Jim Sterling

Ha, I don't even know what an Icelandic accent is supposed to be.

Jordan Devore

This was the highlight of my evening. Thank you.

Jim Sterling

You must be having a really shit evening.

I mean ... a really, really shit one.

Neonie

Jim you rock, and if you ever get Halo 3 I know where some skulls are that I can show you.

Justin Villasenor

Maybe I should try some Gears matches then, as I never got particularly good at the multiplayer.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

That was funny, haha.

ArrestedDeveloper

Maybe I'll finaly get that Gears achievment for playing 1 ranked match

Bricfa

OP = good

Shark pic = bettar

BluDesign

OMG, I just realized that myself. Holy crap. Gears must be D-E-A-D right now.

Clockwork

Jim "Master of teh Haloes" Sterling

Jim Sterling

Funnily enough, there's plenty of people playing Marble Ultra Blast.

whiteboy0869

Not really. You can still find decent matches on Gears. Lots of people, although I live on the east coast, USA. But Jim is right, alot of shit players, even my Girlfriend was kicking ass the other night. As for me, I'm stuck on Halo 3.

Wedge

That's because the guys at Garage Games still play it all the time =X. They're fucking hardcore.

soul3150

Benoit may not have shit on you, but have you ever made your wife and super-autistic kid tap out?

Otherwise it's nice to see the blogspace being used for stuff that has nothing to do with anything, I love stuff that has nothing to do with anything, hobby horses, hobby horses DADA all they way.

Velt

ok, great, anyone else that doesnt have a 360 and wants to play TF2 ?

king3vbo

yaaay jimmy!

Bob Muir

Quick, get on Halo 2 and pwn the remaining noobs!

WaterMedia

Probably the best Destructoid has to offer right there.

atheistium

Time for me to play Gears :P

wardrox

I just bought Gears, come hear Jim! lol

AgentMOO

Jim, that's quite the discovery, perhaps I will jump into gurrs of wurr and get me some kills too.

Also, monocle shark rules.

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