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Help me get X-Blades swag for utter bullsh*t
Jim Sterling | 2:46 PM on 01.19.2009 16 comments




If you have a Twitter account, I hereby request that you help me screw up a voting system just for the simple pleasure of having something utterly terrible win a prize it doesn't deserve. Southpeak is offering X-Blades swag for the lucky pervert who can come up with the best pick-up line for main character Ayumi.

I decided to enter the competition for a laugh, picking the most retarded and awful pick up line in existence: "Have I shown you my X-rated blades?"

At the very least, it's somewhat topical.

Anyway, I am in the running for stuff. I can't even remember what the stuff is, but I want to win because it would validate my existence as a person, plus I get off on the idea of screwing the voting system to get ahead. If you have a Twitter, merely send a Direct Message to Southpeak Games and tell them that Number 19 is the best pick up line and that I am also rather sexy.

If I win, I will share the love by using my well documented digital art skills to draw Ayumi being buggered by the male of your choice! That's an offer you can't refuse!

I might just do that anyway, actually.

The full list of terrible pick up lines are here.



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Josh Tolentino's Destructoid Blog
Done and done!
Josh Tolentino's Destructoid Blog
Heh, I just thought of a new line:

"Hey, wanna make some screenshots we can send to Destructoid.com?"
XYU's Destructoid Blog
Done.

"Have I shown you my X-rated blades?"
Fukin' lol.
ScottyG's Destructoid Blog
"I see you have the whole triple ponytail thing going on there. Is that the only triple p-something you're into?"

Sorry, but no Twitter. Maybe that'll make up for it though. ^_^
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
can I get a free copy of Xblades in return if you win?

I want this but I ARE BROKE.
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
Just voted for ya jimmy boy
bluexy's Destructoid Blog
worst contest ever
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Sorry, #11 is the win.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
on a unrelated note:

http://i44.tinypic.com/9utcua.jpg

does this thong make my ass look flat?
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
sorry XD
garison's Destructoid Blog
done.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
Done.
Johnny Justice's Destructoid Blog
Looking at the other entries, in all seriousness, yours is actually the best of the lot. It helps that you intended it to be awful.

I might sign up for Twitter just to vote.
JTHomeslice's Destructoid Blog
I got you covered man.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
The male of choice should be Gene Shalit.
Archwright's Destructoid Blog
Hmm... Psycho Mantis + Ayumi + buggering. Disturbing, ironic on so many levels. Perfect.

There's a mental image that'll haunt all of your for the rest of your lives.


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