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If you have a Twitter account, I hereby request that you help me screw up a voting system just for the simple pleasure of having something utterly terrible win a prize it doesn't deserve. Southpeak is offering X-Blades swag for the lucky pervert who can come up with the best pick-up line for main character Ayumi.
I decided to enter the competition for a laugh, picking the most retarded and awful pick up line in existence: "Have I shown you my X-rated blades?"
At the very least, it's somewhat topical.
Anyway, I am in the running for stuff. I can't even remember what the stuff is, but I want to win because it would validate my existence as a person, plus I get off on the idea of screwing the voting system to get ahead. If you have a Twitter, merely send a Direct Message to Southpeak Games and tell them that Number 19 is the best pick up line and that I am also rather sexy.
If I win, I will share the love by using my well documented digital art skills to draw Ayumi being buggered by the male of your choice! That's an offer you can't refuse!