For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, people who think about me and my life more than even I do tend to go on it regularly and write things. Usually they're very boring, very unimaginative insults, but someone has truly outdone themselves today.
The Dtoid tips line got sent a link to the latest edits, and they are truly brilliant. Since Wikipedia will probably take them down before the day is out, I have decided to post them here for posterity and the hope that you will find these literally true facts as entertaining as I found them. Remember, every single one of these is a real fact!
Racism
It is also well know that he is massive racist lying Nazi and many websites on the internet have proof of this activity. (http://digg.com/gaming_news/Could_Destructoid_s_staff_be_racist)
The proof take many forms here is a short list of just some of the things he has done.
FACT: He has stated "Mexicans always ruin everything"
FACT: None of the relatively low amount of money raised went to Mexican children
FACT: None of the money went to children who wanted to play a PC game of there choice so he is racist to any one who touches a PC.
FACT: Jim sterling could not operate a PC with a mouse to save his life making him extremely jealous of all PC game players and there skills he also cant sing so he hates everybody on American idol or anybody with real talent.
FACT: Jim sterling is not funny so he hates anybody who can accomplish humor.
FACT: Jim sterling is dumb enough to by maps on console ports of PC games for much money when then original PC games give them to users for free with many other features
FACT: Jim sterling does tons of things only a stupid console living boy would do it is a lifetime of this activity that lead him to the life of a Nazi and saying “Nein” to many PC gaming children when asked for his charity.
FACT : Jim sterling will play $60 USA currency for games he can get on PC for $30 to $40 us currency
FACT: Jim sterling has never been with in 99 miles of a real PC capable of playing PC games at decent quality so he would not know how horrible looking and playing the console ports of games he is playing are. This makes any review of them he publishes irrelevant useless.
FACT: Jim sterling is homophobic and loves the video games such as shadow complex that support anti homosexual values.
FACT: He played the horrible PAL versions of video console games most of his life and is unable to tell what games look like running correct on NTSC Televisions.
FACT: at the destructoid trip to Cancun he had sexual relation ships for one night with most of the destructoid staff in a hot tub including Chad Concelmo a known homosexual possibly half Asian male. He was so stoned on drugs and alcoholic beverages and remembers nothing .
FACT like all destruction staff he hates everybody especially there readers.
FACT: Jim sterling Idol is Hitler and in the early 1990’s he played wolfenstein 3d on his PC thinking it was a game where Hitler kills all and rises to power by slaughtering millions with his own hands. How ever he was horrified you kill Hitler and Nazi’s in it thus from that day forward he hates PC’s tat run games and any form of technology…. Also bionic commando.
FACT: Jim sterling is not really married to a woman he is living with his sexual partner Chad Concelmo trying to pass “prop 8” and he still hates homosexuals this creates his inner torment deep in his soul.
FACT: Jim sterling is the most hated destructoid staff member and many people public ridicule him on the website.
FACT: Jim sterling was once replaced for a week by a fat monkey in a banana costume and nobody noticed except Chad Concelmo who wondered where his xbox 360 noob buddy went.
"Jim Sterling is a television producer and writer.
A native of Boulder, Colorado, Sterling moved to the West Coast in 1988 to attend Pepperdine University. After graduation, he worked at 20th Century Fox as production assistant. Later he acted, wrote and produced the independent film Gunplay (1994), a dark comedy which became a cult favorite through minimal German distribution.
Following several stints as a researcher and writer's assistant, Sterling worked as a production assistant on the L.A. Law television series (1994). Since then he has collaborated on selected TV-series, including Space: Above and Beyond (1995), Three (1998), L.A. Doctors (1998), The Practice (2001-2002), Law & Order: Criminal Intent (2003-2005), Numb3rs (2005) and The Bronx is Burning (2007)."
I hope you make more movies Jim. But it says nothing about destructoid in this article.
@GamesAreArt - try looking under "Jim Seterling (Journalist)" but I think "Journalist" is some sort of typo. I'm sure it means to say (King of Video Games.)
This is brilliant. I especially love the Fresh Prince of Bel Air bit in the article. Just stumbling on that and thinking it was serious for about half of a second was hilarious.
I know Jim is seen by many as the "controversial" editor, so I'm not surprised to see these hilarious comments, but why does Chad get roped in so much? Does anyone not like Chad? I just can't see it.
I like how he accuses you of being a homophobe in one fact and then accuses you of having sex with Chad in another. He also accuses you of being racist and then says chad is half asian like it is a bad thing.
This has to be a joke. If it isn't I have lost all hope for humanity.
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about me
Destructoid's reviews editor and official feather ruffler.
AIM: Morphine Jim
YAHOO: jimothy_sterling
MSN: morphinejim@gmail.com
EMAIL: jim @ destructoid.com
Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press living the dream since March 16, 2006
Awesome, but I liked it better when it talked about you living on an Aztec Mountain and eating babies.
Ugh, Jim Sterling is such a gay, and everyone knows that all gays should not be allowed on the internet.
wait......... has someone changed the stuff I wrote?
Gah, the grammar, it hurts!
I never knew you were gay.
Now I do.
Who the fuck is Jim Sterling?
FACT : Haters keep hating, and playas keep playing.
Who the fuck is "destruction" staff...
People fail.
"including Chad Concelmo a known homosexual possibly half Asian male."
That's the hardest I've laughed in a while.
Ooh, I love this game. Let me try.
FACT: Jim Sterling has never seen a vagina. However, when given the proper tools, can sculpt a anatomically correct model out of marble.
FACT: Jim Sterling was single-handedly responsible for the My Lai Massacre.
What I love about this is the way that it gradually and subtly gets more grammatically incorrect as the article progresses.
Jim, I'm guessing you said something bad about computers over the internet. From now on you must post all articles via the Wii's browser.
damn that was very clever
The intarnet, she haets.
Hmm
IS CHAD CONCELMO A HALF ASIAN?! Further investigation: WARRANTED
To be fair, I think anyone would have a relationship with Chad given the choice.
@Garison: But is he the only gay in the village?
Jim this is the best Wikipedia page ever. Please stay true to these FACTS. <3
I thought Jim Sterling was Luc Bernard.
I always thought Wardrox was your gay lover... Oh well!
"Jim Sterling is a television producer and writer.
A native of Boulder, Colorado, Sterling moved to the West Coast in 1988 to attend Pepperdine University. After graduation, he worked at 20th Century Fox as production assistant. Later he acted, wrote and produced the independent film Gunplay (1994), a dark comedy which became a cult favorite through minimal German distribution.
Following several stints as a researcher and writer's assistant, Sterling worked as a production assistant on the L.A. Law television series (1994). Since then he has collaborated on selected TV-series, including Space: Above and Beyond (1995), Three (1998), L.A. Doctors (1998), The Practice (2001-2002), Law & Order: Criminal Intent (2003-2005), Numb3rs (2005) and The Bronx is Burning (2007)."
I hope you make more movies Jim. But it says nothing about destructoid in this article.
Oh, so THAT'S the reason for your inner torment deep in your soul.
"sexual relation ships"
The image left in my mind after reading that made me lol.
Could we be seeing the rise of the next Chuck Norris!?
Nahh...Though FACT!!!:Jim Sterling did shoot down a world war to plane in Battlefield 1943 just by looking at it and yelling bang at his screen.
Also Fact: Jim Sterling IS bias.
I found the actual page, I'd edit it back, but its just too funny.
This stuff is pretty self-evident to be honest.
@GamesAreArt - try looking under "Jim Seterling (Journalist)" but I think "Journalist" is some sort of typo. I'm sure it means to say (King of Video Games.)
Now come on, Jim... You wrote that yourself now, didn't ya'? Always looking for ways to promote his racial-sex agenda.
FACT: Jim Sterling wanks off to porn at the local library.
Jesus, when did Wikipedia become 4chan.
"I hope you make more movies Jim. But it says nothing about destructoid in this article."
The entry is Jim Sterling (Journalist)
Damn... I guess I missed the week when you were replaced by a fat monkey in a banana costume!
Haha I think you can totally tell their being sarcastic and wrote it for the lulz.
This is brilliant. I especially love the Fresh Prince of Bel Air bit in the article. Just stumbling on that and thinking it was serious for about half of a second was hilarious.
Shipero wins.
I got one.
FACT: Jim Sterling's trademark monocle gives him accurate power read outs of all his enemies. So far, none of them have been over 9000.
This might be the best blog on Destructoid. Ever.
@jim and @pappa Look up "I found the actual page" I had to go through the destructoid page.
I know Jim is seen by many as the "controversial" editor, so I'm not surprised to see these hilarious comments, but why does Chad get roped in so much? Does anyone not like Chad? I just can't see it.
This is incredible!
Man, PC gamers are so angry. Why are they so angry at everybody else? Can't they just enjoy their "superior" system without bothering us about it?
Adolf Sterling huh? Well, seig heil I guess.
Fact: I want to have Jim Sterling's babies!
As a PC gamer, I am ashamed if that shit was said seriously. Fuck that guy.
FACTJim can cure cancer by glaring at the afflicted.
Jim Sterling is like the uncle we all had that our parents told us was awful but he was really cool.
... And he didn't rape us. Physically at least.
Chad is half asian!! The secret is out!
Jim Sterling and Destructoid is a prejudice!
Clearly, this was written by some PC loving, Jim-hating homophobe. Who apparently hates Chad, too.
Dude, you have a Wikipedia page that gets rampant rewrites.
You, good sir, have "made it."
I like how he accuses you of being a homophobe in one fact and then accuses you of having sex with Chad in another. He also accuses you of being racist and then says chad is half asian like it is a bad thing.
This has to be a joke. If it isn't I have lost all hope for humanity.
The plot thickens:
http://boards.polycount.net/showthread.php?s=94677e6b68aadb72db26304efe700ecc&t=65488&page=4
It's possible that the vandalizing was a result of the Darkest of Days review. Seriously.