Okay, so I've been really bored, was in need of something new and had 400 points to spare. I'd heard it wasn't great, but eh, I kind of wanted all the Sega Live Arcade so, without fucking thinking, I went and impulse bought the thing.

Now I want to stab every single fucking dolphin in the world in the eye with a knife strapped to my cock.

What the HELL!? I almost threw my controller through a window within half an hour playing that piece of shit. Not only is it needlessly, unfairly hard, it's not even fucking interesting. I figured I'd play it to at least the first achievement to get something back, however worthless, but I can't do it. I've had to delete it from my hard drive to get the taste out of my mouth and I hadn't even played the fuck for an hour.

Lesson to be learned kids: Always -- ALWAYS -- download the trial first. I usually do that, but for some fucking reason thought it would be okay. First time I impulsed, I got stung hard for it. I won't be making that mistake again.

Fucking dolphins, man ...