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Back from Cancun and I'd like to thank ...
Jim Sterling | 9:49 AM on 04.07.2008 64 comments


... my body for holding back what foul evil deviance is currently trying to force its way up my throat. Seriously, I was able to hold back much of the coughing during the Cancun trip but like, the second I finally got into my house, I started trying to hack something up. I can feel something very big and solid in my throat right now, and for once it is not a cock. I know it's going to come out of me at some point tonight, however, and I am not looking forward to its ... birth.

Still, it distracts me from the real sickness -- Dtoid sickness because I miss these guys so fucking much! These were people I've worked with for nearly a year and never met, and doing so was both an honor and an utter joy. Standing in front of those lobby elevators, seeing a pink-suited Niero walked up to me for the very first time, shake my hand and say "thank you," is a memory that will be burned into my head.

Just coughed up another bit. Don't you hate when it won't all come out in one go? It's just sending the weak sloppy stuff ... I want the main event, damn it! Get this shit over with!

Anyway, I've not got the pics or vids to share but I know they're all coming and I can't wait to look at them and steal them all for my own masturbatory purposes.

Anyway, I've said this so many fucking times, but thank you. Thank you to Destructoid ... this place rocks. It fucking rocks.



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Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:02
Snaileb
Did you inhale a fag? Stop eating out of the ashtray.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:05
Kryptinite
Welcome back!
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:10
Aerox
Chad and I both got your cough, but we're not sure if it's your fault, or if we just got sun poisoning.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:10
BluDesign
Good 'ol airplane air. Brings out the sickness every time.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:10
NotAZombie
Welcome back Mr. Monocle!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:11
Jim Sterling
Aerox: I'm pretty confident it's not from me. I stopped being sick ages ago. I've still got a cough because there's a solid mass that was left over in my chest and is now in my throat trying to escape.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:12
BigPopaGamer
Man, sounds like Cancun was epic.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:13
Cheeburga
Take a picture of it please.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:13
Cowzilla3
Sounds like a blast man (well, except for the hacking thing when you returned) and welcome back.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:15
the GAMEGOBLIN
Brings a tear to my eye :,)
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:17
Chocobo Knight
You need a matching pink suit. :)
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:17
Anus Mcphanus
Good to have you back Mr Sterling and you know alcohol cures all :-D and don't say you had too much in Cancun because we both know that after a half day break there's always room for more booze!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:17
HarassmentPanda
Welcome back! I've seen a bunch of pictures, but none with you in them! I'm skeptical you were really there, although Aerox says otherwise.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:20
Das Inchworm
welcome back...cant wait to see pics
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:20
Jim Sterling
Harassment: I had to sit out of the day trip they took, but believe me, I was there doing something, and when the photos (and vid) of that thing is uploaded, all doubt will be blown away.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:21
Teta
Welcome back Sterling.
Someone please post a better picture of this man so i can draw him. He deserves it after having such an awesome weekend.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:22
Red TheHaze Veron
How was the donkey show?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:22
Jim Sterling
I'm waiting for Niero to upload his pics so I can grab the one of Mr. Destructoid and Mr. Monocle side by side. I always wanted that picture.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:23
Maurice Tan
Welcome back man! I'm glad you survived the harsh non-British environment over there. Thank you too for being around and feeding me hate from time to time <3
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:26
ScottyG
@Snaileb
Did you inhale a fag?

...

Oh right, Jim's British... I got confused for a second there since he was talking about cocks in his mouth. ^_^
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:30
LarkOhiya
Brits/fags/cocks does it really matter to get into details at this point?
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:36
Aerox
@Sterling

Haha, is it ok to upload those videos? I was holding off on doing it in case you never wanted them to be made public. If not, I'll throw them up on Youtube tonight.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:45
Jim Sterling
Aerox ... show me them first and we will see :-)
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:48
Passionate Styos
I just saw some of Aerox pics, man those are epic.

Welcome back Jim, don't die on us :P
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:53
Jesse Cortez
WB! Glad you survived :P
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:59
razerangel
Glad to have you back Mr Sterling
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:59
brosef
Welcome back. Suffering rocket lag are we? Oh wait, nevermind. E.L.O. reported they found a cure for that. ;)
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:06
Colette Bennett
I didn't get to say goodbye :(
I thought you left Monday!
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:26
PrinceofCannedPeaches
@Aerox
Jim stays out of the camera. It melts his skin.

@Jim
Welcome back, you not-dead editor, you!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:36
BahamutZero
I think you swallowed husky in the tub.

where is husky, anyway?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:38
BahamutZero
by the way, duty free is the greatest thing ever created in the history of man. people on the airplane gave me looks like

"are you really going to drink four bottles of tequila and smoke five cartons of cigarettes?"

and the answer is yes. yes I am.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:45
Chad Concelmo
Jim, I miss you already. It was a huge honor meeting you. I <3 you more than words! :) :) :)
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:50
Aaron Mxy Yost
What are you going to name your phlegm child when it's finally born? Also, you all were missed around here, welcome back!
Veck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:52
Veck
It's the pure British air. You can almost taste the dystopia in its thick luxurious pollution.

Welcome back (in both senses)!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:06
Knivy
Jim, you're an awesome awesome british man :).

And same as Aerox, I'll try to upload them all tonight and show them to you first.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:08
RAB
<3 you Jim. Great to have you back
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:12
wardrox
I have seen some pics, and I do like them. Hot tub + wine = win
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:17
BlindsideDork
More wine for you jacuzzi, sir?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:17
vexed alex
I'm glad you guys had a great time. I'm also happy you guys are back alive. I see my people took care of yous?
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:18
Rifter01
35+ comments already? When reading them they 'went by soo fast'.. Great stuff, (except the illness, please get well soon).

If it were me, I'd rather deliver the food/phlehm baby downwards than upwards, using gravity is just my preference.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:34
AngelsDontBurn
Glad you had fun! :)
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 13:03
Conrad Zimmerman
Ugh. I know what you mean about the coughing. I had flu a couple of weeks ago and I'm still coughing up chest congestion shit.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 13:29
BahamutZero
that is the single greatest picture of king arthur and the holy grail ever taken
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 13:34
Butmac
I have decided to agree with Teddy.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 13:44
Knivy
I have decided to agree with Butmac
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 13:54
Sharpless
I am sick also, Jim. It feels like there's a mouse inside me, raping my throat everytime I swallow. Let's hug it out.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 14:02
Topher Cantler
jim, that's not phlegm, it's the baby I put in you while you slept. DON'T COUGH IT UP!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 14:06
AgentMOO
Ah once I coughed up what looked like a gelatinous ham cube. Sounds like yall had a blast
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 14:42
Daniel Husky Lingen
Jim I fucking love you.... to the point that I probably have what you have, seeing as we spent time in a germ pool for some time and I don't think wine can get rid of that kind of stuff

But I miss you already! and thanks for saying goodbye even though i wasn't able to open one eye, and was so tired that it took me a few seconds to realize it was actually you; because if it wasn't I wasn't going to answer that friggin door

<3
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