It's become a kind of running joke that when I post something that contains an opinion, the post will be descended upon by trolls that haven't even bothered to find avatars, indicating that their sole purpose on Dtoid is to lurk and give me pageviews as and when required.
Well, the joke has worn thin. Sure, it's funny when you don't have to look at your comments page, but when you scroll down and see this .... THIS;
You lose the will to live.
You have all become this entity to me. A mindless sea of default avatars. It's like reading the opinions of an ant colony. GET AVATARS YOU FUCKPUPPETS!
:D
Something similar to the Garry's Mod 'Mingebag'.
Ooo, get angry for me, Sterling...
It seems you attract the attention of robots Jim.
...Oh, wait, you weren't talking to me...
Or you know you could always pull a Jay and Silent Bob and beat the living shit out of all the mindless drones up close and personal, just make sure you don't get done for murder. ;)
Knivy I don't know if Nook will let me take down my avatar for a celebration.
...well Ive just been too busy to change my avatar back.
-Signed-
D3 Tr00lZ!!
Funny in the depressing sort of way. Those sad, little, noob-troll-default-avatar-asshats.
Nook would, but not Cyber Nook from Hell
I don't know if it could be done, but it would give your comment page a little more variety.
Also, your banner is freaking amazing.
Really Destructoid, I thought we were better at impromptu mass hilarity.
Also, trolls.