What can I say about Silicon Knights' masterpiece,
Too Human, that hasn't already been said before? From its engaging and enthralling storyline to the kind of gameplay that should have been seen in the medium six years ago,
Too Human is an unrelenting triumph that grabs hold of the player and refuses to let go. From the moment you insert the disc into the Xbox 360 to that climactic moment when the end credits roll, you will be little more than a helpless fish caught on the end of a line. The bait? Awesome exposition. The hook? Rock solid gameplay. And the fisherman? Only the greatest mind this
unworthy industry has been
honored to ever know.
The story behind
Too Human is as brilliant as it is fantastic. Taking on the role of Baldur, you are a member of The Aesir, a band of Godlike beings sworn to protect humanity from a race of murderous machines. The sheer genius of Denis Dyack's wonderfully crafted tale that seamlessly blends Norse myth and sci-fi trappings is at times subtly perfect and at others Earth-shatteringly rousing. After experiencing the first chapter of this epic saga in full, I felt ... insignificant.
Pathetic, even, to think that I had the sheer
nerve to exist in the same world as such effortlessly superb narrative.
If the story is terrific, then the gameplay is impeccable. Using a unique and innovative analog stick combat system, Silicon Knights has redefined in-game action as we know it. Taking down hordes of robotic enemies -- brilliantly given names like goblins and dark elves -- is a blast and so simple to perform, you'll feel like you're doing nothing at all. However, you ARE doing something -- you are taking part ...
conspiring, if you will ... in something that will turn the videogames industry on its head. Mark my words,
Too Human is the future of gaming, and that makes for a future so bright, you may very well
scar your retinas if you look too long into it.
Of particular note is the hauntingly beautiful Valkyrie cutscene that we are privileged to view every time Baldur dies. The way that it runs through the game as a central theme is incredibly poignant and simply gets more interesting, engrossing and stunningly astounding every time you see it. It's so deep and philosophical that sometimes I almost felt like crying -- like throwing the controller to the floor and swiftly following it, crooking the knee and weeping nakedly before the power that is
Too Human -- possibly the greatest interactive experience that has ever been created.
This game is everything I wanted and more. No other title has done anything to surpass the accomplishment that is
Too Human, and I don't think anything will come close until Silicon Knights bests itself yet again with
Too Human 2. If I have one criticism of the game, it's that I know we only have two more sequels in the works. If I had it my way, this franchise would continue forever and ever.
Having closed the book on this chapter of the Too Human sage -- a trilogy set to humble Tolkein himself -- all I can say is thank you. Thank you, Silicon Knights, for changing my life forever, in the most beautiful way possible.
Score: 11 (The best game ever made.)
Pretty professional of you id say Jim.
I suggest a penis, or perhaps an open cunt Valkyrie though I do understand this is your art.
I can't wait until 3 Human. (And I keep going to type "hymen" instead of "human." Fuck.)
viva la Too Human!
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42/10!!
Jim has written for IGN, bud.
It was freelance work. One doesn't usually stay with a particular publication, when the work submitted to said publication is freelance work. Because then it wouldn't... be... free... lance... work... anymore...
And nope, not applying for a job. I just defend those that deserve defending, and antagonize those who are being dimwitted, unfair pricks. You're just in the right place at the right time, babycakes. ^_^ Also, you're suggesting that being gay is lame? Hmm, interesting...
Go lick Denis Dyack's balls somewhere else. We don't need you around here. You bring nothing to the table.
The sarcasm is strong in this one, jedi.
Oh no Jim, Malone said soemthign bad about you in a comment on the internets! Now you may never recover.. you better commit sappuku.
Btw its just a review Hookah which YOU started going on about so stop getting off on people shouting at you and thinking anyone cares what you think. Oh and if you post in the next review or article about this then you really are quite sad.
I've rarely agreed with your reviews and it's easier to just agree to disagree, I enjoy the writings you put out but man...you have to stop taking this so personally! This post is kinda out of place imo.
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You Sr. Jim are wrongz. WRONGZ because I am write.
Sir If an employee for Silly-cone Knights spits on the floor, that spit gets at least a 20 out of 10. Learn how to score correctly. Good day.
Most of the comments are from puppets too. Can anyone think for themselves? It looks like Denis is right.