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Jesus "H" Christ (May 13, 1922 – April 25, 2009) was an American actress, comedian and singer whose career spanned seven decades. Christ achieved fame as the character Maude Findlay on the 1970s sitcoms All in the Family and Maude, and as Dorothy Zbornak on the 1980s sitcom The Golden Girls, winning Emmy Awards for both roles. A stage actress both before and after her television success, she won the Tony Award for Best Featured Actress in a Musical for her performance as Vera Charles in the original cast of Mame (1966).

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Jesus H Christ | 8:03 AM on 09.18.2008 27 comments



I'm on the left :)

I suppose the best place to start is at the beginning.

My parents tell me they bought me an Atari when I was three (thanks for being badass parents, guys!) and an NES not long after. I have no memories that go back that far, so I've been gaming for literally as long as I can remember. My first recollection of playing a video game is from around '88 or '89 I believe; I would sit in front of the TV and play Super Mario/ Duck Hunt all day long. The games have changed but the habits remain the same!

From those beginnings I grew as the technology did. Next came the SNES and a Sega. I don't think I even knew what a "console war" was back then. I just loved playing games. Again, not much has changed. Back then I wasn't what you would call a "hardcore gamer" (in the parlance of our times). Dad and I would take turns playing Sonic The Hedgehog stages or playing a few rounds of Mortal Kombat. I'd play maybe an hour or two at a time, tops. Then the game I consider to be the catalyst that changed video games from a simple pastime to a full-blown obsession for me came along.



Super Mario RPG! This was the first game I sat and played for six hours straight. I turned down offers from friends to hang out outside so I could play this game. Thankfully, those habbits have changed. Looking back, I have to admit I was pretty much a nerd from birth, but Super Mario RPG sealed the deal. When this game came out I didn't even know what an RPG was. I think the only reasons I wanted to play it were: one, because it was Mario; and two, because I undoubtedly bought into the hype-machine that was Nintendo Power.

In 1996 when the N64 was released my mom got up extra early with me so we could be first in line to buy one (once again, thanks mom!). My next big milestone in gaming would come not much later when a certain well known RPG was released.



Yes, that one. It was the first game that made me buy a system just for it. My friends Adam, Bryan, and I would stay up until four in the morning playing this game. Final Fantasy 7 was the first game that made me care about its characters. No, I didn't cry when Aeris died (spoiler warning by the way), but it did make me very sad. I had never thought about things like character death or the emotions characters themselves were going through before. I know for a 23 year old gamer nerd, loving Final Fantasy 7 to death is completely cliché, but I ask for no acceptance and I offer no excuses.

From there my story is most likely similar to yours. Playstation to Dreamcast to Playstation 2 to Xbox 360, Wii, and PS3. Over the years I've also owned a Gameboy (original giant brick, pocket, and color versions), Gamegear, Saturn, Virtual Boy, and DS. Sadly all the amazing games and systems I've collected over the years were gradually traded in for newer and not necessarily better stuff. I distinctly remember trading in my Dreamcast, two controllers, two memory cards, and about six games for 30 bucks. I could kick myself.


Someone write some God of War meets Shaun of the Dead fanfic STAT.

I'd also like to add that I've been lurking DToid for a little over a year now, I listen to Podtoid, and absolutely love RFGO! Some hobbies/ interests outside of video games include tattoos (I have seven), music (check out some MIDI stuff I do here), and books (just finished Atlas Shrugged and 100 Years of Solitude, currently reading Invisible Cities).

Finally, I won't suck, and I love you. :)



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TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:21
TheDreadHawk
You're awesome, and before MrSadistic came come in here, I love you too.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:29
Char Aznable
Hey man, welcome. I, too, was infatuated with Super Mario RPG, and even bought a Brady Games strategy guide without even owning the game. I just HAD to know more about Culex.

About the video game tatoos, is one of them a triforce or 1-up mushroom? Or are you that guy with the tanooki Mario on his neck?

Italo Calvino is a motherfucker.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:30
SilverDragon1979
Welcome to Destructoid. Don't Suck!
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:30
kepler
Welcome to Destructoid. I love you too. Lets get married.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:30
blehman
If you're Jesus and you know it clap your hands...oh...yeah, that's right...nevermind.

Welcome to Dtoid. Don't suck. =)
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:33
Nick Chester
Welcome, man.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:43
JACK of No Trades
Your avatar made my lol
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:43
MrSadistic
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 08:47
TheDreadHawk
Ya know, I've been meaning to make a D-Toid themed avatar, but I'm lazy. I just noticed yours, it's awesome.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 09:06
Jesus H Christ
@Char: no video game themed tattoos just yet. Not sure I want to go that route. Although I was thinking of getting a colossus on my ribs.

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone :)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 09:12
Bob Muir
You look nothing like The Jesus, but welcome anyways.
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 09:37
Mr Wilson
Welcome dont suck cocks
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 10:21
king3vbo
Hola, welcome to the world's greatest timesink
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 10:23
Alexradl
Will the real Jesus Christ please stand up.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 10:23
Y0j1mb0
Welcome to Destructoid. Glad to see another lurker shed the shadows and start blogging.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 10:32
Brian Szabelski
Welcome to the show we call Destructoid, Mr. Christ.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 10:45
ghets
Dude! Youre Midi stuff is kickass.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 10:56
RICHARD BLOCKER
Welcom.

CONFIRMED: Jesus is taller than Kratos.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 10:58
nintendoll
Welcome to Dtoid, sucka.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 11:01
Chad Concelmo
I want to be your friend. :)
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 11:07
Jesus H Christ
@Ghets: Thanks, man!

@Chad: I accept!
Messer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 11:45
Messer
just bought invisible cities. Thanks for the tip.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 12:02
Chad Concelmo
YAY @ being friends! :)
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 14:12
Demtor
Congrats on the successful intro post that so many fail at >:-)
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:10
TrailerParkJesus
Welcome to Destructoid!

Finally, our "all Jesus" boy band can be complete. We need a lead singer. That savior is you.
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