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"We recommend the new Barbie game." Thanks, Amazon!
Jesus H Christ \| 5:05 PM on 09.23.2008	9 comments

The first thing I do when I get home from work every day is check my e-mail. Amongst the usual offers to enlarge my penis, pleadings from the disposed Nigerian monarchy, and the infinitely worse GameFly newsletter, today I see this brilliant subject line:

Order now: "Barbie Horse AdventuresTM: Riding Camp" on PlayStation2 at Amazon.com

Thanks, Amazon! I'll take eight!

The text within:

First of all, how many people are buying the original Kingdom Hearts, which came out over six years ago, and following that up with pre-ordering Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp, a game which hasn't come out yet?

Second, I've never purchased or rated Kingdom Hearts!

Despite Amazon's retardation I do have to admit that playing as Barbie as I train, ride, and jump while participating in challenges that will help me perfect the skills of owning and caring for my horse does sound pretty god damn magical.

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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9

Y0j1mb0

Confirmed: Kingdom Hearts and Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp are equally gay.

MrSadistic

Take out the "horse adventures" bit and it's the best camp ever created.

king3vbo

Hahaha, Barbie Riding Camp FTW

grunchk1n

...so did you pre-order it?

Phantom Spaceman

Jesus H Christ

@Grunchk1n: Still waiting to see if they come out with a limited edition with a replica horse brush before I pre-order. But you can bet I'll be at Game Stop day one if not.

NihonTiger90

I smell a future Does It Suck feature...

13thDragon

Jesus Christ!

grunchk1n

@Jesus H Christ:

yes! i hope there's online co-op

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