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Jesus "H" Christ (May 13, 1922 � April 25, 2009) was an American actress, comedian and singer whose career spanned seven decades. Christ achieved fame as the character Maude Findlay on the 1970s sitcoms All in the Family and Maude, and as Dorothy Zbornak on the 1980s sitcom The Golden Girls, winning Emmy Awards for both roles. A stage actress both before and after her television success, she won the Tony Award for Best Featured Actress in a Musical for her performance as Vera Charles in the original cast of Mame (1966).

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"We recommend the new Barbie game." Thanks, Amazon!
Jesus H Christ \| 5:05 PM on 09.23.2008	9 comments

The first thing I do when I get home from work every day is check my e-mail. Amongst the usual offers to enlarge my penis, pleadings from the disposed Nigerian monarchy, and the infinitely worse GameFly newsletter, today I see this brilliant subject line:

Order now: "Barbie Horse AdventuresTM: Riding Camp" on PlayStation2 at Amazon.com

Thanks, Amazon! I'll take eight!

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First of all, how many people are buying the original Kingdom Hearts, which came out over six years ago, and following that up with pre-ordering Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp, a game which hasn't come out yet?

Second, I've never purchased or rated Kingdom Hearts!

Despite Amazon's retardation I do have to admit that playing as Barbie as I train, ride, and jump while participating in challenges that will help me perfect the skills of owning and caring for my horse does sound pretty god damn magical.

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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9

Y0j1mb0

Confirmed: Kingdom Hearts and Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp are equally gay.

MrSadistic

Take out the "horse adventures" bit and it's the best camp ever created.

king3vbo

Hahaha, Barbie Riding Camp FTW

grunchk1n

...so did you pre-order it?

Phantom Spaceman

Jesus H Christ

@Grunchk1n: Still waiting to see if they come out with a limited edition with a replica horse brush before I pre-order. But you can bet I'll be at Game Stop day one if not.

Brian Szabelski

I smell a future Does It Suck feature...

13thDragon

Jesus Christ!

grunchk1n

@Jesus H Christ:

yes! i hope there's online co-op

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