f you aren't aware of the wonder that is Jersey Shore, you should be. This show has it all, drunken parties, fights, and duck phones. But above all, this show has one of the greatest people on the face of the earth, the queen of the guidettes herself, Snooki.
In honor of the second season of Jersey Shore, which means a return of Snooki to our TV screens. To honor this occasion I present to you an offshoot of Tyra Tuesday...
Watch as she answers the duck phone!
Watch as she eats a pickle!
Watch as Snooki prepares for the red carpet!
Watch as she gives the weather forecast!
Snooki also has great words of wisdom for you all....
"When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I fucked up... story of my life."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I hate guys. Iím turning lesbian. I swear."