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11:03 PM on 02.24.2008

No Country For Old Men Wins Best Picture!!!!


Yes!!!!! I loved this movie! Any of you guys feel the same.

But, it is a shame that There Will Be Blood did not win. That movie rocked balls.   read

9:29 PM on 02.19.2008

Professor Layton aka I don't need to solve a puzzle to take a shit, do I?

I just got Professor Layton and the Curious Village for the DS, this sunday.

I ask you this. How the hell does such a "simple" game manage to be so awesome?

By making you feel like a FUCKING GENIUS every time you solve a 50 picarat puzzle, that's how.

No, but really, this game is fucking sweet. I'm barely at the point where you have to find Ramon, but I have fuckin' loved every minute of it.

So far I'm considering it my best game of '08 so far.

What do you guys think? Anybody feel the same about this game? Anybody hate it with a passion?

Please leave your comments.   read

8:54 PM on 02.03.2008

New York Giants are my Heroes...

Never say never...

I'm so happy...

leave your comments...   read

10:18 PM on 02.01.2008

Strange Wilderness aka Watch Out for Turkeys When Taking a Piss

So a couple of hours ago I went to check out Strange Wilderness with a couple of friends and just came back right now to share my thoughts.

I liked it... It has its moments of raunchy genius, such as the title of this piece.
There are a few unnecessary moments which bring the down the movie as a whole, but they're few and far between. As I mentioned, the whole turkey affair may just be the funniest thing in the movie, besides the already famous shark laugh, which brought the house down at the theater I was at.

On a different note, as we were exiting the theater we saw the huge line that had formed outside the theater, compromised of little girls and their mothers. Then we saw that they were playing that Hannah Montana concert movie in 3D. What is it with Hannah Montana?

Well anyway, any of you guys seen this or planning to? Leave your comments and opinions.   read

3:09 PM on 01.27.2008

"Meet the Spartans" Tops Box Office; Is the American Public Really That Stupid?

I found a brief rundown of this weekend's box office results and I find them disheartening...


Sometimes I wonder what the hell is wrong with our young people (I'm one of them just in case you're asking).

Besides this flaming piece of shit, did anyone see anything else this weekend?

Leave your comments.   read

11:33 PM on 01.18.2008

Cloverfield aka That's a Big Fucking Monster

So I've taken a break from all the hullaballoo that is keeping a blog on Destructoid.

Well, I'm back bitches...

So I just watched Cloverfield this evening, and well, am really impressed.
You know what, fuck that, I FUCKING LOVED THIS MOVIE.

I don't know if it's its just been the lack of a good monster movie or what, but this movie was excellent. Just wait till you start to get glimpses of the creature and you're hoping to see it head on, and when you eventually do, it's fucking great.

The internet hype was right, this is a movie event. Even if it runs less than 80 minutes, its miles beyond any monster movie of the past decade.

So, how about you guys? Gonna see it? Or is it just not your cup of tea?   read

11:17 AM on 01.01.2008

I'm Back, Bitches. Also, Resolutions

Happy New Year to all you fuckers. I couldn't enjoy the celebrations because I was too busy flying back to LA from Cancun (that's right) and arrived back home at eleven pm.

Well, I'm happy to be back home, but today I've been thinking about everything I went through in Cancun... Ah, good times...

So anyway, what are your resolutions for this year?
Will you see them through, or just forget about them like last year's?   read

7:32 PM on 12.13.2007

I'm Headed for Mexico! also known as "I hope I don't get dysentery"

I'm saying goodbye to you guys right now. Today, because I have things to do tomorrow, like packing and stuff... I'm going to Mexico to spend the holidays with some family there(That's right I'm a dirty Mexican...)and probably won't have access to a working computer until I get back to the states.

I'm getting teary-eyed typing this *sniff**sniff* knowing that I'll miss out on the celebrations here with my fellow D-toiders.

So wish me luck, and a Merry Fucking Christmas to you all.

I leave you guys with this video, so you can get a taste of what I'll be doing south of the border. Keep me in your hearts. lulz.
[embed]59422:5841[/embed]   read

7:17 PM on 12.11.2007

Mass Effect is My Game of the Year

Boy, oh boy...

Today at around three o'clock I finished one of the most epic and affecting, if not the best, game I've ever played.

I still have images of Sovereign coming into the Citadel, and the epic spacefight that ensues around it; all I can say is WHOAH...

Technical issues aside, which weren't really as bad as some reviewers said they were, this game is heads and shoulders above anything else this year. Sorry Bioshock...

All said and done I cannot wait for the sequel.

So, how many of you have played this?

Agree with what I've said, or have some criticisms? Go ahead and comment.

p.s. I've included the video with the awesome end credits song to Mass Effect.
[embed]59056:5767[/embed]   read

1:29 PM on 12.10.2007

Puzzle Quest Is Just Another Name for Crack

Puzzle Quest....

Where do I begin...

I went to a local Target this weekend. Usually I go to check up on what movies are there, and to see if there are any worthwhile games on sale. Yeah I'm a cheapo, but whatever...

I get to the checkout at the front of the store, getting in line behind an impossibly large woman, and woman with four or five kids around her, all screaming at the top of their little lungs. I just wait there counting to 100, just hoping for the kids to shut up.

Well my prayers are answered and now I find myself at the counter ready for checkout, courtesy of a pretty girl. Things are looking up, and I see that at the counter, in one of those big cardboard stands, there are a bunch of discount Nintendo DS games. Among Hannah Montana, which I almost bought, I saw a little package with the title Puzzle Quest. I had read about this game and remembered that nothing but good things had been said about it, besides I really, really, really love Bejeweled(no I'm not gay).

I get home, pop open my DS, which I haven't played in months and insert the cartridge.

Well, Holy Shit...

This game is crack in video game form. Whether it's going after a rat to capture it and make it your mount, or learning new spells, this game is absorbing... It's either the uniqueness of the game, or I just haven't played something good for the DS in a while...

Any of you guys played this game? Thoughts and comments are appreciated.   read

12:39 PM on 12.06.2007

Destructoid Looks Slick (like really)

I love the new design. nuff said.

What are your thoughts?   read

5:21 PM on 12.01.2007

Work Etiquette

I saw this yesterday...

Great way to get out of one of those boring conversations at work.Watch Me!   read

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