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11:17 AM on 01.01.2008

I'm Back, Bitches. Also, Resolutions

Happy New Year to all you fuckers. I couldn't enjoy the celebrations because I was too busy flying back to LA from Cancun (that's right) and arrived back home at eleven pm.

Well, I'm happy to be back home, but today I've been thinking about everything I went through in Cancun... Ah, good times...

So anyway, what are your resolutions for this year?
Will you see them through, or just forget about them like last year's?   read

7:32 PM on 12.13.2007

I'm Headed for Mexico! also known as "I hope I don't get dysentery"

I'm saying goodbye to you guys right now. Today, because I have things to do tomorrow, like packing and stuff... I'm going to Mexico to spend the holidays with some family there(That's right I'm a dirty Mexican...)and probably won't have access to a working computer until I get back to the states.

I'm getting teary-eyed typing this *sniff**sniff* knowing that I'll miss out on the celebrations here with my fellow D-toiders.

So wish me luck, and a Merry Fucking Christmas to you all.

I leave you guys with this video, so you can get a taste of what I'll be doing south of the border. Keep me in your hearts. lulz.
[embed]59422:5841[/embed]   read

7:17 PM on 12.11.2007

Mass Effect is My Game of the Year

Boy, oh boy...

Today at around three o'clock I finished one of the most epic and affecting, if not the best, game I've ever played.

I still have images of Sovereign coming into the Citadel, and the epic spacefight that ensues around it; all I can say is WHOAH...

Technical issues aside, which weren't really as bad as some reviewers said they were, this game is heads and shoulders above anything else this year. Sorry Bioshock...

All said and done I cannot wait for the sequel.

So, how many of you have played this?

Agree with what I've said, or have some criticisms? Go ahead and comment.

p.s. I've included the video with the awesome end credits song to Mass Effect.
[embed]59056:5767[/embed]   read

1:29 PM on 12.10.2007

Puzzle Quest Is Just Another Name for Crack

Puzzle Quest....

Where do I begin...

I went to a local Target this weekend. Usually I go to check up on what movies are there, and to see if there are any worthwhile games on sale. Yeah I'm a cheapo, but whatever...

I get to the checkout at the front of the store, getting in line behind an impossibly large woman, and woman with four or five kids around her, all screaming at the top of their little lungs. I just wait there counting to 100, just hoping for the kids to shut up.

Well my prayers are answered and now I find myself at the counter ready for checkout, courtesy of a pretty girl. Things are looking up, and I see that at the counter, in one of those big cardboard stands, there are a bunch of discount Nintendo DS games. Among Hannah Montana, which I almost bought, I saw a little package with the title Puzzle Quest. I had read about this game and remembered that nothing but good things had been said about it, besides I really, really, really love Bejeweled(no I'm not gay).

I get home, pop open my DS, which I haven't played in months and insert the cartridge.

Well, Holy Shit...

This game is crack in video game form. Whether it's going after a rat to capture it and make it your mount, or learning new spells, this game is absorbing... It's either the uniqueness of the game, or I just haven't played something good for the DS in a while...

Any of you guys played this game? Thoughts and comments are appreciated.   read

12:39 PM on 12.06.2007

Destructoid Looks Slick (like really)

I love the new design. nuff said.

What are your thoughts?   read

5:21 PM on 12.01.2007

Work Etiquette

I saw this yesterday...

Great way to get out of one of those boring conversations at work.Watch Me!   read

11:29 PM on 11.30.2007

Dream Casting for Dragonball Movie

DISCLAIMER: I don't like DBZ I just wanted to bring attention to the lulz this story wil surely provide.

I don't know if it's a moral thing to do but I am providing a link to a story from Kotaku(D-Toid editors, please don't charge me with heresy...) I laughed at it, sure you will too.

Leave your comments.

Epic pile of win   read

2:50 PM on 11.22.2007

Happy Turkey Day, My Fello D-Toiders

So today is the big day where we get to pig out on a big bird and other assorted foods, and give thanks or something like that...


So in honor of turkey...I mean Thanksgiving day. I wish to heartily give my fellow compatriots a big hug on this special occasion, in a totally non-gay way of course.

Feel free to post what you give thanks for today, and also post what you will be gorging on.

I'll start: I give thanks for boobs, because they are awesome...
and I'll be eating turkey, and some other hispanic dishes because I am a dirty
Mexican.   read

1:57 PM on 11.14.2007

HOLY SHIT!!!! Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton in talks for Kane & Lynch Movie!!!!!


here's an article on the whole affair...


i am now officially excited for this movie...   read

12:28 PM on 11.14.2007


DISCLAIMER: I am not actually Beowulf, although that would be awesome...

So as many of you might know this little indie film by the name of Beowulf, is making its way into theaters this Friday... I just happen to have won two tickets to it thanks to the fine folks over at Latino Review I was originally going to raffle them out to a couple of lucky D-Toid users, but I decided to be a selfish ass and decided to keep them for myself and some other lucky person. I felt bad, for about two seconds...

I just want to know how many of you plan to go see this in 3D and what you guys are expecting out of it.

I'm going to go watch it premier day and hopefully have a review by the time I come back or early morning of the next day.   read

11:31 AM on 11.06.2007

David Lynch or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Weird

I have to come out and say it. I LOVE DAVID LYNCH. Like if he was walking down the street I would maybe offer him a sexual favor... Well maybe not that much, but you get the gist if it.

My first Lynch film was a little piece called "Lost Highway". It starred Bill Pullman and a very sexy Patricia Arquette. Google it if you haven't seen it to at least get an idea of what goes on in the movie.I was intrigued by it but did not fully appreciate it due to some weird(even for a Lynch film)story devices; if you see it you'll know what I mean.

After that, I made it my life's duty to try and experience as many Lynch films as I could, and hope that my eyes wouldn't bleed out due to the fact that my brain would explode from the overload of weird that emanates from every single frame of David Lynch's films, and so far so good, although I did experience a headache trying to follow the story in his most recent film "Inland Empire".

My favorite Lynch film thus far, just happens to be the 80's classic, Blue Velvet. Boy what a film... I don't want to get into details for those of you who have yet to see it but just thinking of Dennis Hopper and that gas tank just gets me all hot, in a totally non weird way of course...yeah...

The point of this post is to see what my fellow D-Toiders have to say about that genius, madman, psycho, prophet, that is David Lynch.

P.S. Feel free to post the title of your favorite Lynch film, or ask questions about things you didn't get and such, heck if you don't know who this Lynch person this weirdo is talking about go ahead and ask, or you could just google it you know, cause I'm kind of too lazy to answer that many questions...   read

8:25 PM on 10.21.2007

How Lego Star Wars became my Halo-Killer

I purchased Lego Star Wars 2, for the 360, this weekend. It was only 20 dollars at Target. I'd heard good things about it but never really played it, after all, it is a kid's game, and I am not a kid...
I got home and popped the disk into my 360, taking out the Collector's edition disk of Halo 3, which had been in there ever since I went to pick it up on the 25th. I played the game and am amazed and shocked to say that I LOVE THIS GAME. I don't think I'll be popping in Halo 3 anytime soon, at least until I unlock all the achievements, which are actually possible to get, unlike the crazy luck it takes to unlock some of Halo's (an overkill in lone wolves?!?!?!?!

Has anyone else picked up this game? If so please leave your comments below, and even if you haven't go ahead and leave your thoughts on this.   read

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