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9:29 PM on 02.17.2009

You got Office Space in my F.E.A.R. 2

Apparently, the main character in FEAR 2 is Peter Gibbons.

Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

This TPS report even has a copycat version of the Initech logo.

4:29 PM on 08.23.2008

*CONTEST OVER* Guessing Contest. Prize: Fable II Pub Games

It’s Saturday and I feel generous.

You too can earn money to eventually spend it on whores and material goods with Fable II Pub Games.

If you haven’t already bought or received the Pub Games with your reserve, then I have one for YOU! FOR FREE!

I want to just play a simple guessing game since I am feeling lazy and you should too.
Guess the number of games I own. That’s all. The first correct answer gets the Pub Games code. There will be no second guesses accepted so I will ignore you if you post twice and are right the second time. Sorry, it won’t be the end of the world if you lose. Good luck!

Hint: It is anywhere between 0 and 100. Easy, huh?   read

8:18 PM on 07.31.2008

000-000-0000 Calling! (Viral Marketing)

Edit: I just realized there is a story about this before me about this. Sorry. I could have deleted this post, but i thought i would share my story too.

So I'm washing my car and its a beautiful evening outside and my phone rings. I pick it up to hear a woman, sounding quite stressed, say that her name is Dr. (something or other) i don't remember her name. She continues to tell me how cold and baren it is where she is at and something about Americans being killed. She then goes on to say that she needs help and needs me to seek out Project Abraham. The call then ends and leaves me with a sort of chill. Not only was this call very eerie, but it came from a number 000-000-0000 (i think this is a general mask number).

So i scurry home and dig into the web about this "Project Abraham" and found out that there is a series of viral videos for Resistance 2: Project Abraham and what do you know? There is the lovely doctor herself. Apparently this call is being made across the nation tonight so if you get a random call, hopefully you read this first. They fooled me! Check out more at

Edit 2: I will make this story more interesting by telling you what i was actually thinking after i listened to the call. I was thinking that it could be an elaborate plot by an organization seeking to kill people who answer the phone and start investigating Project Abraham. Either that or possibly some recorded call from a resistance group wanting to start a rising. I don't know if i ever heard the word "Chimera" or not. If i had, then i think i would have known right away what was going on. Thanks be to Manta for the first story on this all.   read

2:20 PM on 07.03.2008

have a good fourth dtoid

I haven't been on dtoid for a while, but i got hospitalized for a bit and was kinda out of the loop on the world for a bit but no worries, i am back and feeling 100%! I just wanted to make a post to wish all dtoiders a happy and safe fourth of July weekend and i look forward to getting back into posting and working on the new dtoid ps3 theme. My photoshop skills have much improved since my last ps3 theme and i hope i can get it done by the end of the summer. I just have to work on new ones for the added trophies and web searching icons somehow. Ill slowly be adding items that i'm in to on my corkboard banner too! See ya later dtoiders.   read

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