Hey guys!
Today I was visited by my wonderful sony rep at work and I was given a inFamous voucher to download the demo and once again, lucky for you guys I have no ps3.
This time I'm going to make the contest a little harder and since
you won't be able to download the demo until 5/8/09 I'm going to make it longer to give more people a chance.
HAIKU CONTEST
Here's the rules...
1. Must follow the 5-7-5 formula.
2. Must be related to destructoid.
3. Contest ends May 1st at 10pm
4. Post as many times as you want.
5. Only one will be chosen winner since I only have 1 code!
Sounds simple enough right? Good luck all!
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destructoid is awesome
refrigerator
I will take the demo, please.
DToid be ballin'.
I would like to play it soon
Fox, out. Also Cocks
Where be the hoes at, mofo??
Destructoid, that's where!!
You need a PlayStation 3
Friday Night Fights calls
Yet Infamous may be cool,
D-Toid knows what's up
The force is strong with this one-
Mr. Dtoid's foe?
greasy grimy hobo taint,
i want lightning hands
I am never creative
With my haikus, dang.
let me shoot lightning now please,
blow it from my hands.
Why is this contest so long?
Dtoiders beat me.
(at least when it comes to haiku writing.)
2nd entry.
this might be my last haiku,
mention of Dtoid.
(yeah, the shallow pool of creativity's running dry here, maybe I'll post another one later)
Free stuff, Destructoid, demos,
zappy hands, and chicks.
Demo isn't downloadable until 5/8/09. That's why it's so long.
This sucks balls
fuck you JavTheGreat, you dick.
:)
Robot on the loose.
My power knows no limits.
Beware, that I live.
Standing together.
And reporting forever.
We are Destructoid.
What is Destructoid?
One editor stands and says,
"We're what you call '1337.'"
Free love for the guys and gals
Lightning Hands Pew pew pew
demo codes are the ball
destructiod snatched pebble from hand.
inFamous is where it's at
Also, Destructoid
As you can see I'm a bit of a scholar,
Of females who we'll just say are "smaller,"
Oh how long has it been,
Since I've had a girl over ten,
Don't hate cuz you know I'm so baller.
He likes old games and dolphins
Gigantic penis
San Fran Goodwill Store
What will Dyson find today
Nine Virtual Boys
That are truly inFamous.
See what I did there?
Grand Theft Auto with plasmids!
Crackdown 2 can wait.
PS3 and inFamous.
It's all outrageous.
Maybe you like hairy backs.
Oh, and also cocks.
indiscriminately kills
hooded gang-bangers.
Pedrovay is right:
Yojimbo won this hands down
no haiku needed.
crashing thunder my clenched fist
my body, infamous.
of Haikus ok? Because
That's what's happenning
I've been excited
Since the announcement to the
First show of gameplay
Confident in its
Superiority to
The hyped Prototype
Rereading D-toid
editor's impressions of
E3 2008
Now 2 months away
After 22 months of
hair-tearing waiting
I just want to play
Sucker Punch's inFamous
Even a demo
doodoodoot, doot doo doot doo
doot doo doo, doo doo!
in all seriousness though,
Haiku rocks my balls.
Cole's girlfriend dumped him
after he shocked her just once:
electric eel scent.
I played Red Faction-
Hamza should use an ostrich,
freak out the failblogs.
give that fucker to me now,
hairy lightning cock
take off my pants now,
super duper robot cock,
shoots lightning pew
i to am leet sauce,
my penis fires meat sauce,
i want demo now
i'll do anything you want
i will suck your cock
just ask and i will do it
i will suck your cock
i'm not gay but i'll do it
i will suck your cock
zapdos is my favorite,
hairy lightning cock
i like to play games,
i like hairy lightning cock,
i like butts n stuff
about this cblog contest,
I want that demo!
JavTheGreat must have
All sorts of nice connections
To get all these codes.
I just learn'd today
Sucker Punch is in Bellevue
Which is in my state.
Sure these haikus are
submitted a few days 'fore
the contest is done
I hope tenacity
will count for something in this
small contest of yours.
Reignited the strong love
I have for this game
If I wasn't poor
I would preorder the game
To get this Demo
Unfortunately,
I have no cash but a lot
of haikus to write
No One Will Survive Our Wrath.
Destructoid For Life.
I will announce a winner soon.
Check out Destructoid
It is free you know!
I know where you live
Give me that darn demo Jav
I will hunt you down