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i am FIREGOD
destructoid is awesome
refrigerator
This is my haiku.
I will take the demo, please.
DToid be ballin'.
InFamous looks cool
I would like to play it soon
Fox, out. Also Cocks
My second haiku.
Where be the hoes at, mofo??
Destructoid, that's where!!
Another demo??
You need a PlayStation 3
Friday Night Fights calls
Lightning hands are guns,
Yet Infamous may be cool,
D-Toid knows what's up
Electric fingers?!
The force is strong with this one-
Mr. Dtoid's foe?
I like playing games,
greasy grimy hobo taint,
i want lightning hands
When I'm on Dtoid
I am never creative
With my haikus, dang.
I enjoy demos,
let me shoot lightning now please,
blow it from my hands.
And another thing:
Why is this contest so long?
Dtoiders beat me.
(at least when it comes to haiku writing.)
2nd entry.
Well shit my brethren,
this might be my last haiku,
mention of Dtoid.
(yeah, the shallow pool of creativity's running dry here, maybe I'll post another one later)
Five things I fap to:
Free stuff, Destructoid, demos,
zappy hands, and chicks.
@TheCleaningGuy
Demo isn't downloadable until 5/8/09. That's why it's so long.
Also, I think I made an awsome choice doing a haiku contest. Most of them are really good so far.
I really hate damn haikus
This sucks balls
fuck you JavTheGreat, you dick.
:)
Three at once, hope you can handle the radness :D
Robot on the loose.
My power knows no limits.
Beware, that I live.
Standing together.
And reporting forever.
We are Destructoid.
What is Destructoid?
One editor stands and says,
"We're what you call '1337.'"
I Love Destructoid
Free love for the guys and gals
Lightning Hands Pew pew pew
chubby growing tall
demo codes are the ball
destructiod snatched pebble from hand.
Gimme demo.
I think Yojimbo just took this contest by the ass. No one should even try anymore. :P
Electricity
inFamous is where it's at
Also, Destructoid
Haiku are so over played. How about a Robert Sumarick instead?
As you can see I'm a bit of a scholar,
Of females who we'll just say are "smaller,"
Oh how long has it been,
Since I've had a girl over ten,
Don't hate cuz you know I'm so baller.
Chad Concelmo's great
He likes old games and dolphins
Gigantic penis
San Fran Goodwill Store
What will Dyson find today
Nine Virtual Boys
Destructoid has cocks
That are truly inFamous.
See what I did there?
What's this contest for?
Grand Theft Auto with plasmids!
Crackdown 2 can wait.
DToid internets,
PS3 and inFamous.
It's all outrageous.
Contest without boobs?
Maybe you like hairy backs.
Oh, and also cocks.
A freak of nature
indiscriminately kills
hooded gang-bangers.
Pedrovay is right:
Yojimbo won this hands down
no haiku needed.
storm of mind
crashing thunder my clenched fist
my body, infamous.
Is a story made
of Haikus ok? Because
That's what's happenning
I've been excited
Since the announcement to the
First show of gameplay
Confident in its
Superiority to
The hyped Prototype
Rereading D-toid
editor's impressions of
E3 2008
Now 2 months away
After 22 months of
hair-tearing waiting
I just want to play
Sucker Punch's inFamous
Even a demo
doodoodoo,doodoo
doodoodoot, doot doo doot doo
doot doo doo, doo doo!
Forums are that way -->
in all seriousness though,
Haiku rocks my balls.
Cole's girlfriend dumped him
after he shocked her just once:
electric eel scent.
I played Red Faction-
Hamza should use an ostrich,
freak out the failblogs.
I want that demo,
give that fucker to me now,
hairy lightning cock
take off my pants now,
super duper robot cock,
shoots lightning pew
i to am leet sauce,
my penis fires meat sauce,
i want demo now
i want that demo
i'll do anything you want
i will suck your cock
no seriously
just ask and i will do it
i will suck your cock
clarification
i'm not gay but i'll do it
i will suck your cock
i like pokemon,
zapdos is my favorite,
hairy lightning cock
i like to play games,
i like hairy lightning cock,
i like butts n stuff
I almost forgot
about this cblog contest,
I want that demo!
JavTheGreat must have
All sorts of nice connections
To get all these codes.
I just learn'd today
Sucker Punch is in Bellevue
Which is in my state.
Sure these haikus are
submitted a few days 'fore
the contest is done
I hope tenacity
will count for something in this
small contest of yours.
Damn that new trailer
Reignited the strong love
I have for this game
If I wasn't poor
I would preorder the game
To get this Demo
Unfortunately,
I have no cash but a lot
of haikus to write
We Will Destroy All.
No One Will Survive Our Wrath.
Destructoid For Life.
Contest over!
I will announce a winner soon.
Do you need a blog?
Check out Destructoid
It is free you know!
I know where you live
Give me that darn demo Jav
I will hunt you down