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Contest: Still don't have COD4 maps?!
JavTheGreat | 12:41 AM on 06.03.2008 28 comments


Still don't have Call of Duty 4 variety map pack? Too poor/stubborn to fork over 10 doll hairs? Well today might be your lucky day! I have recently acquired a code to unlock the variety map pack for the Xbox 360, lucky for you, I don't own Call of Duty 4.



That's right Johnny! You can be finally join your friends in the battle against terrorism in the new maps Broadcast, Creek, Chinatown and my favorite KillHouse.

"What do I do?!" You may ask....Well calm the hell down Johnny and let me finish talking!

All you have to do is comment in here and make me laugh. Via, telling a joke...Or posting a hilarious picture or video....The possibilities are virtually endless.

Having been a lurker on this site for a very long time, I can tell you that there have been times where I have seen stuff that has made me bust out laughing.

But wait! That's not all, runner ups get some sweet stuff as well.

1st prize: Call of Duty 4 variety map pack code for the Xbox 360
2nd prize: 3 month Xbox Live subscription card
3rd prize: 100 MS points and Joust for Xbox Live Arcade.

The only rule I am enforcing is only 1 post per day and keep it SFW, That's 7 entries!

I will pick my favorites and end the contest on June 9th at 10pm.



Good luck!



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Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 01:12
Vlambo
why does 3 months of live sound better has a First place prize?

I shall enter this in the morrow!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 01:18
Puppy Licks
Done.
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 02:12
Quisling
This is what happens at NARPs:

Yes, that shit is awesome.

Also, cocks.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 02:14
GoS-CPT-Stewart
Robot fart wins one internet.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 09:04
Char Aznable
After running a red light, a drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop. The officer says "Sir, anything you say will be held against you." The drunk guy screams "TITS!"

My old standby from the joke section of Playboy.
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 18:29
JavTheGreat
@TrailerParkJesus :
Haha! do want afro-hat :D

@unstoppablejuggernaut:
By 1 post per day I mean 1 pic per day. Sorry, I didn't look at your link because it had more than 1 pic.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 18:32
007
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 18:02
Conrad Zimmerman
A priest, a monk and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them and says, "is this a joke?"
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 19:02
Electro Lemon
@brainderailment:

My penis is so big, everyone thought it was a plane when it smashed another penis to smithereens. I even drew faces on it to make people think it was the fault of 'terrorists'.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 19:08
bottled dark
AH WANTZ MAPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 19:10
bottled dark
uno mas
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 19:26
kawitchate
oh i'll give it
the ol college try

B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 21:22
B-Radicate
Two old Jewish men are walking down the street together when they see a sign on the front of a Catholic church. The sign says, "Convert to Catholicism and we'll pay you $10."

The two men look at each other, troubled, and the one turns to the other and says, "I think I'm going to do it. I have to." So his friend nods and the old man walks inside the church.

Fifteen minutes later he walks out of the church and sees his friend waiting for him. His friend says to him, "So, did you get it? Did you get the ten dollars?" The old man turns to him and says, "IS THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE THINK ABOUT!?"



I'm not racist or anything, but ZING.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 21:47
smurfee mcgee
Please enjoy
I don't have the game, but I'll go for the other prizes.
(If you right-click and play again or rewind then fast-forward, it WILL melt your brain.)
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 23:03
Maurice Tan
Don't need the map, but I'm always up for a contest :)
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 01:12
TrailerParkJesus
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the bartender gives it to her.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2008 00:28
TrailerParkJesus
If it doesn't fit, right click and view image.

JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2008 00:03
JavTheGreat
Time's up my friends.

I will set the winners up later tonight and let everyone know who won.

Thanks everyone!
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