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Japanator Review: Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2
Japanators God Len | 10:39 PM on 04.30.2009 13 comments


Reviewing games is not normally Japanator's thing, so I'll post (some) of it here.

Reviewing Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 is an uphill battle; just by reading the name alone brings a lot of baggage to the review. Let me break it down for you. Let’s just say that all games start with a 10/10 score. To your average American gamer, seeing the words Dynasty Warriors automatically takes five points away from the score. Then seeing the word Gundam after that will take about four points away. That gives us a 1/10 score, even without playing the game. This is no good my friends.

There is perhaps good reason to hate on Dynasty Warriors games, they all appear to be the same game, repetitive, and posses hilarious dubs. Gundam games are simply not fun. Most Americans are probably wondering why Voltron isn’t in the game, and wonder why every game is stuffed with characters they never heard of.

Plenty of people reviewed this game thinking just like that. Well this review is going to be different. Instead of looking at this game like it was the son of two ugly whores, I will instead think of this as a gift from the gods. Seriously, Dynasty Warriors plus Gundam—can anything be better than this? Well, perhaps Dynasty Warriors: Super Robot Wars, but I digress. Read the rest of my thoughts over on JAPANATOR.



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Krow's Destructoid Blog
In before Chronoswing acts like a douchebag.

Nice review Len, I'll probably pick this up tomorrow for a weekend rental.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Why would Len make a new account?
Krow's Destructoid Blog
Taumpy makes sense. Explain.
Japanators God Len's Destructoid Blog
i forgot my password and or login name or email address. Seriously i spent like a day going through everything. Basically I suck.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Maybe you should ask Niero :p

But good post, Len :)
Josh Tolentino's Destructoid Blog
Nice review. While I'm at it, I hope I'm not breaking any rules or sucking by blatantly linking my own review.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
You could have asked me to help reset your account dumbass.
Japanators God Len's Destructoid Blog
Yes! Now there are two good reviews for this game out of the 100 of negitive ones... I guess that makes it a Dynasty Warriors game in itself.
Japanators God Len's Destructoid Blog
Asking for help makes me less of a man, according to Kamina.
Josh Tolentino's Destructoid Blog
Make it 3, I put up a 4-star review on Giant Bomb!
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
@Bwark

Wat? That hurt my feelings, everyone deserves the wrath I bring down upon them. I can read you know, I realize this isn't some newb copy pasta bullshit. :P
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Nice review, I pretty much agree on all accounts. Since I'm clearly a Gundam fan I'm loving the game, but I could see others being completely turned off.


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