Welcome weary travellers! Welcome to the (possibly) last episode of the Dtoid Europe SIMulation Experiment! Sorry for the delay, but then again most gamers should be used to waiting for Episode 3! God damn I'm hilarious, sexy too.
Anyway, lets introduce House 3!
From left to right:
Things are off to an awkward start as Hammertiem wakes up first in the house, puts on his best suit, wanders into Justice's room and starts to choke himself.
Fusion decides to perk everyone up by playing some morning guitar. Everyone seems quite sad about it to be honest.
Kylius, so saddened by the musical encounter, goes on to have possibly the saddest workout known to simkind.
Fusion has a little accident... So close yet so far!
Playing Videogames in your tiger striped boxers. TheToiletDuck has life all figured out.
DarkAndroid chooses to watch TV in Hammertiems room, even though he has a perfectly good TV in his own room.
Justice spies on the goings on in House 2. He wants to know your secrets.
I'd like to highlight this, one of Hammertiems relationships is with a car. He is friends with a car.
More platonic bed sharing! This time between Fusion and Watermanx! Also, dreams of Kylius!
Njsykora runs off to work as a Flight Officer. I have no idea what that is, but snazzy uniform!
Fusion tries to put the moves on the maid, the same made from House 1! Justice tries not to notice and TheToiletDuck watches stealthily...
OH GOD HE CAN SEE MY SOUL
*Ahem* Kylius was having none of that, and soon swooped in to try and woo the maid himself
Again, opting to ignore the fact he has his own TV, DarkAndroid rests in TheToiletDucks bed and watches his TV
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm not wearing any trousers.
Wow, really guys? Watermanx and Fusion gettin' their platonic snoozin' on. Again. In Njsykora's bed.
Hammertiem is pretty pissed off that the plant won't take a look at his shit.
GASP! Platonic snooze infidelity! Fusion and DarkAndroid? Poor Watermanx...
Jordan invited Hammertiem into House 1! Hammertiem when straight up to their PC and sat and played Chess. He then took a shower and raided their fridge. Jordan got pissed and kicked him out.
Umm.. this can't end well...
And on that implied rape bombshell, that's the end of episode 3! I'm not really sure if I'm going to do any more of these. They are a surprising amount of work to do and I fear that they will get boring fairly quickly. So unless I have an awesome idea, I think this is over for now at least.
Hope you enjoyed it!