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Jamie McGinn avatar 1:09 PM on 01.10.2011  (server time)
The Dtoid Europe SIMulation Experiment: Episode 2

Welcome back for part 2 of the continued simulated shenanigans of Dtoid Europe. Sorry that this took so long to get posted, but I was pretty ill! I only recently regained my sense of taste! (Taste is AWESOME by the way)

Since I'm assuming you've already read part one (and if not, do so now! It's pretty neat-o!) so we shall just skip right on to the good stuff.

Introducing House 2!

From left to right:
Gibbo (lying down)

Now you may notice some similar surroundings in these pictures from the first one, that's because all three houses on the street are exact copies of each other. Time was a factor! Enough babbling, LETS GO!

As we join house 2 (which was running in the background along with house 3 whilst I observed house 1) Wilbo sits alone on a balcony, doing.... well nothing actually...

The rest of the lads get down to some gaming! (n0brien is dressed like that because he joined the Army!)

Meanwhile, Beccy plays catch with the gardener. (I never got a picture of it due to laughing, but Maurice wasn't happy about this and ran right up to the gardener and SLAPPED THE FUCK OUT OF HER)

Breakfast time, and the house seems to enjoy a rather... relaxed dress code

A memo that Wilbo seems pretty angry he didn't receive...

To quell his inner rage, Wilbo began to view a living-room plant and think of sandwiches

RAPE TIME! (Wilbo approved!)

Elsewhere, Phil and n0brien have an intellectual discussion

Maurice and Gahley have a heated argument about... about... I don't think I want to know.

Gibbo talks to strangers on the Internet, doesn't he realise the dangers of that? He could get his identity stolen and then raped!

Gahley unwinds with some games whilst Beccy reads a trashy romance novel called "A magnetic attraction".

I think perhaps that someone forgot to flush...

Clearly drained from his ordeal, Gavin chooses not to go to the comfort of his own bed and decides to nap on the couch instead.

Beccy has an... "adult" dream? That's what happens when you read those kinds of books!

In the morning, Maurice, Phil and n0brien decide to chat about diamonds in Wilbo's room, when he's still sleeping in it.

A soon woken Wilbo drives a slightly sleepy Gibbo to drink by talking about how much he loves plants. Phil just tries to concentrate on his burned waffles.

Perhaps inspired by her dream, Beccy (In true Nik style) chats to their "maid".


Phil can't seem to understand why he isn't allowed to watch Gavin use the toilet...

Feeling rejected, Phil goes off to sleep on a sofa

Not to be outdone by Gavin and Phils outrageous sleeping styles, Maurice sleeps on a lounger outside.

Oh COME ON! That's not even a bed!

Umm... that's some platonic bed sharing there between Gahley and Gibbo.... right?

And on that bombshell, episode 2 draws to a close! Hope you enjoyed it as much as the first. Next time we will be observing the goings on in House 3! See you next time!

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