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Hey there, I'm never really sure what to write in these things, so here goes.
I'm a 25 year old male from Scotland, and I love games.
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The Dtoid Europe SIMulation Experiment 2.0 - Episode 4
The long wait for the occupants of house 4 is over! Love, life and death await us in this exciting episode!
From left to right:
We join Jake, Kyle and Simon getting there grove on in the cluuuub
Francis is dating a hot blonde named Jolina who moves in with him
Jake and Gibbo relax together in the hot tub. Naked of course.
Kyle and Gavin share a strictly platonic snuggle.
Simon and Gibbo do the horizontal mambo
Francis cheats on Jolina with Jake!
Gavin and Kyle give in to their longings
Jake heads off to work wearing nothing but a towel. Seán watches from afar...
Oh shit! Jolina is pregnant with Francis' child!
Gavin rejects Gibbo's very well dressed advances.
Now that he is now going to be a father, Francis does the only thing he can, check himself out in the mirror.
Jake leaves work and feels slightly creeped out.
Having reconsidered Gibbo's advances, Gavin tries to seduce Gibbo, who turns the tables and rejects him!
Francis starts to think he might have made a mistake
Gavin, haunted by his rejection from Gibbo, runs away from the pain. All the way to Egypt.
There is no caption that would do this picture justice. Not even this one.
Gavin blends in seamlessly with the locals, showing much respect for their customs.
Jake and Kyle do the no pants dance
Francis gets home from his job as a chef to find Jolina going into labour! He handles the situation with grace.
Where there is life, there is death. Gavin was sleeping peacefully in his tent when he was struck by a meteor! Maybe he's OK though?
Whelp, I guess not.
The ghost of Gavin pleads for his life with the Grim Reaper to no avail. He will be missed :(
Francis and Jolina arrive home with their new baby boy! They name him Gavin.
And on that bittersweet bombshell, that's the end of episode 4! Hope you enjoyed it!
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I really would like to know how the situation that couldn't be captioned came about. I suppose gavin's fate shows you meteors are attracted to negativeness
LMAO... wow, that's just like real life!! (especially the getting hit by the meteor thing!) :)
Poor Gavin. May Gavin v2.0 live long and acquire legendary apathy in his place.
I died as I lived. In incomprehensible pain.
Jesus, I never realised how gay all you guys were. Makes me double think heading to any UK NARPS.
@Ali D Get Gay or GTFO. It's a rule.
This is amazing, as is Gavin's comment! Who should we blame, Gavin for initially rejecting Gibbo, or Gibbo for rejecting him afterwards?!
Circle of life. I loved this. Hilarious!!
@TYS: That ain't gonna happen bro.
@Justice: they're all to blame.
EVERYONE'S SLEEPING WITH EVERYONE!! I will do my best to give Gavin 2.0 the same brutal upbringing 1.0 clearly had.
Stunning...like a young Burt Reynolds...
This is what woul happen if Desprate Housewives and Jerry Springer had a child. In fact, it's even better. And yes, I am implying that I watch those shows.
I agree with everything forever.
Such a dramatic turn of events, I can't wait for the next episode.
At least the ghost of you looks pretty cool
Pregnant video game characters are kind of hot.
no one will read this. no one will read this. no one will read this.
@Knivy Ghost Gavin (Ghovin) looks badass!
awww poor Gavin :(
We could use your experience to test new games, yes you get paid:
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Hmmm... I don't really get these. Why is everyone gay?
Beautiful as always, and glad to see Halfie get his comeuppance.
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