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Hey there, I'm never really sure what to write in these things, so here goes.

I'm a 25 year old male from Scotland, and I love games.

I tend to lean more towards FPS and RPG games, but I'm pretty open minded when it comes to trying new things, so I'm always up for recommendations.


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Yes! It's back! With one hell of a cumbersome title! I decided to do a quick reboot of this project and add a couple of choice mods to up the hilarity. So without further ado, let the shenanigans begin!

They say the beginning is a very good place to start, so onward to the new House 1!



From left to right:
Maurice
Seto
Craig (sitting)
Seán
Nik
Phil.

As another slight change, each house will be unique! I downloaded random houses online, so it's the luck of the draw as to the quality of their abode. Lets have a look at where our heroic sims shall be living.



Maurice is found diligently spending his free time writing up some reports for his job as a police lieutenant. (The game somehow glitched and promoted him 5 times before his first day)



Craig and Seán don't get off to the best of starts



Elsewhere, Maurice and Phil aren't exactly hitting it off. Maurice is such a Troll (Y u mad tho?)



Seto avoids the chaos and chill out with a good book. (Point Farmer: The Story of Grand Rodiek)



Nik also relaxes in the world of words. (The Adventures of Raymundo)



The next day, everyone is up early to read more books! READIN' ALL UP IN THIS MOTHER. Clothing is optional.



Craig bucks the book trend, opting instead to watch some telly.



Maurice spends his day off driving around town in his very own Cop car.



Tragedy strikes as the TV breaks! Seto sets about fixing it, using nothing but a screwdriver.



It worked!



Nik heads out to work his first day as a paper boy. (Unintentional nekkid Phil sighting)



Maurice heads off to the station, who doesn't love a man in uniform?



Speaking of uniforms, don't let anyone say you can't pull of pink, Craig.



Later on, Nik gets stuck in to a broken shower. (Seán did it)



Craig and Army Seto (with kung-fu grip) settle down after a hard days work and play some videogames.



Seán calls Maurice out on being a mean bastard. Which he totally is.



For some reason that I'm sure made sense to him at the time, Craig decides to give himself a sponge bath in the middle of the kitchen.



Feeling fresh, Craig retires to his bed to relax and is joined by Seán...



Wait what..



Oh God, looks like we're about to see our first official Sim shag!



OH SHIT! REJECTION!



And on that cockteasing bombshell, that's the end of episode 1!
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o crap pew's a rozzer, so glad you bought this back
Hot damn! Glad this is back again, Mr Scot!

As much I love the idea of Pew being a Karate-Troll-Cop, I think Craig is the star of the show.

From his love/hate relationship with Justice to his anything-but-private sponge baths, he's my new favourite Sim!
I don't (think I) know any of these people but it's hilarious to read about regardless. Fun stuff!
Oh man, I like the name Séan (brb changing official name). It seems like I'm giving Craig that Helga Pataki love, first I'm mad at him, then I'm trying to get close, arghhhhh such mixed signals! Do I have a job or do I just break showers? Wait, that means I make jobs, just like that one for Nik!

Great stuff as always dude, I too am very glad this is back.
Damn it! I've changed the name to your correct name. Sorry! Also you picked the criminal career path. I shit you not.
Haha awesome!! I still need to pick this game up one of these days.
I should be shirtless when I'm fixing that shower.

I wonder how long it's going to take for Pew and I to bond over a foreign language film?
@TYS
Haha, what are the chances, can't wait to see where my "career" takes me!
I'm so happy you brought these back these are so amazing I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that Craig totally gave himself a sponge bath XD lol
@ Justice;

Your career will get you more involved with Maurice and his handcuffs. ;O)

Btw, great to see this back, Young Scot. :OD
Aw yeah uniform get! You're under arrest for being too sexy Young Scot!
Too many books; not enough games. Fuckin' nerds.

(HOUSE TWO!)
Pew's troll face makes it for me.
Nakedness, bed sharing and rampant homosexuality. Just another day in the Dtoids.

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