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Oh, the Sarcasm of People With No Lives
JadeSwan | 11:23 AM on 08.24.2009 48 comments


I'm a gamer.. I love games and share that love with a lot of people and I understand that every game I like or play, there will be someone that hates that game or just the fact that I play it. But sarcasm is for the people that are too scared to challenge themselves or other people. It's a sad thing knowing that could probably out-play some of the middle aged men that just sit on this site all day(no offense middle aged men that I can't out play). Ha. I will personally buy you a new bag of cheese curls while I watch you sob infront of your gaming system after you realize a teenage female kicked your ass. Ha. (:
But, for the people I cannot out play, I respect your gming ability.
Contraversial thing to say? Possible. But should I care? Not at all. (:
-JadeSwan

(P.S: The people asking "What?" to this blog either are probably not the people I'm talking to.)



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blehman's Destructoid Blog
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
IT'S SAD KNOWING THAT COULD PROBABLY OUTPLAY IN MROTAL KEMBAT!
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Danzflor's Destructoid Blog
What?
ZServ's Destructoid Blog
WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS DO THAT (: SMILEY YOUR FACE IS NOT FUCKING UPSIDE DOWN HOLY SHIT
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
die in a fire
Cartman's Destructoid Blog
...Why would that be a controversial thing to say?
JadeSwan's Destructoid Blog
Haha. I like to be different with my smilies. (:
Die in a fire? I'm going to hell anyway, why not wait?
TewDee's Destructoid Blog
Sarcasm is the best form of comedy.
Cartman's Destructoid Blog
I love me some Johnny Cash.
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
Wow, so different with the "smilies". I totally admire your individuality.

Sincerely,

middle-aged gamer who could wipe the floor with your teenage gamer skilz.
Jesus H Christ's Destructoid Blog
jade i thnk ur kewl bc u sho the guys tht grrl gmers can kick azz 2!!!
Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
Hello friend!
PhazonYoshi's Destructoid Blog
Doing smilies the wrong way round is so individual. No. It's not. It's just being wrong with an awful lot of other people. If you're going to be mainstream, at least be CORRECT mainstream.
free touch's Destructoid Blog
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free touch's Destructoid Blog
That's how I read your post. We don't care that you are a girl. Just play the games and shut up.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
Epic, 100 comment blog coming in 3....2.....
SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
(: this is not a proper emoticon.

I think you meant :) , but you didn't use it, so I can't take you for serious.
SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
Also, fyi, cheese curls =/= OH SNAP comment.
SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
Also, lets go play some air hockey.
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
Oh look, a blog about sarcasm, that's REALLY awesome.
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
Oh look, a blog about sarcasm, that's REALLY awesome.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
I get it, "sarcasm"...
*Looks at Jade's Profile*...

"Well, ummm, I hope you enjoy my blogs! :D"
^ Sarcasm.
free touch's Destructoid Blog
Jim is jealous someone is jumping in on his shtick.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
oh hi.
Rifter01's Destructoid Blog
Hai guyz! What's goin' .. oh my
RICHARD BLOCKER's Destructoid Blog
JadeSwan is a pretty cool chick and doesn't afraid of anything.
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
does anyone remember zpoopie? hmm...
DJP3DRO's Destructoid Blog
This is the best Cblog ever.
Usedtabe's Destructoid Blog
She likes to be "different" with her smiles, eh? How much you want to be in all her "about me" sections on myspace/failbook/twitter,etc. she rambles about how "different" and "random" she is? We have some cool teenagers on this site, but so far you seem to fit the mold of the stereotypical asshat teen. Sorry if I'm wrong, but it's up to you to prove it. Oh. my wife is 26, and she would crush you in your game of choice.

Welcome to Destructoid. Now go memorize the section on "not sucking".
Nicojay2's Destructoid Blog
Doing my bit to get the comment count to 100.
Nicojay2's Destructoid Blog
Also

The people asking "What?" to this blog either are probably not the people I'm talking to.

With sentence structure that beautiful, I feel you're talking to everyone and the interweebs.
Nicojay2's Destructoid Blog
*everyone on the interwebs.*

You have an EDIT function to correct your mistakes. Use it.
Scratch that. You have a HIDE THIS BLOG function. Use it.
Magnalon's Destructoid Blog
SARCASM IS EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU BRING IT TO PEOPLE'S ATTENTION THAT IT IS SARCASM.

THIS IS SARCASM BY THE WAY.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
Why has this got so many comments!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Justice that question deserves a question mark?
Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
????????????????????
SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
Bulkmailer, that's no way to act on a friend's blog.

...

(:
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
What ever happened to Salt n' Pepa? Best album title of all time is most definitely "A Salt with a Deadly Pepa".
Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
@SuitcoatAvenger

=)

@Pappadukes

One of them got all religious and shit I think.
Loogibot's Destructoid Blog
But, but, but, sarcasm is sooo funny(:
You can kick my ass on any game, I don't care. I'm having fun.
SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
Guys, I might be going out on a limb here, but I don't think JadeSwan is coming back.

Where will we find SARCASM now?
Nicojay2's Destructoid Blog
@ Blehman
In answer to your question, no, that question does not deserve a question mark. That's why he used an exclamation mark to denote surprise at the comment count of this blog which I am also adding to. Also.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
Hmm, I believe it is time for a scientific use of a certain detector!!



OH NOES!!!1!!! SARCASM IS DETECTED!!



LEAVE YOUR SHIT BEHIND, JUST RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!!

Am I doing it right??? :P
norm9's Destructoid Blog
girls that play games are hot.


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