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Hello, my name is Jade Judge. (: I am a fan of expressing my opinions reguardless of what people think of them. I'm still in high school (LAME) in the state of Alabama (LAMER). I love eating, playing air hockey, smelling people, and talking. It's the best thing ever. Ha. Well, ummm, I hope you enjoy my blogs! :D (<-- I was just informed this was sarcasm. Haha)

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Oh, the Sarcasm of People With No Lives
JadeSwan \| 11:23 AM on 08.24.2009	50 comments

I'm a gamer.. I love games and share that love with a lot of people and I understand that every game I like or play, there will be someone that hates that game or just the fact that I play it. But sarcasm is for the people that are too scared to challenge themselves or other people. It's a sad thing knowing that could probably out-play some of the middle aged men that just sit on this site all day(no offense middle aged men that I can't out play). Ha. I will personally buy you a new bag of cheese curls while I watch you sob infront of your gaming system after you realize a teenage female kicked your ass. Ha. (:
But, for the people I cannot out play, I respect your gming ability.
Contraversial thing to say? Possible. But should I care? Not at all. (:
-JadeSwan

(P.S: The people asking "What?" to this blog either are probably not the people I'm talking to.)

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48 comments | showing # 1 to 48

blehman

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Cataract

IT'S SAD KNOWING THAT COULD PROBABLY OUTPLAY IN MROTAL KEMBAT!

VWGTI

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Danzflor

What?

ZServ

WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS DO THAT (: SMILEY YOUR FACE IS NOT FUCKING UPSIDE DOWN HOLY SHIT

Naim Master

die in a fire

Cartman

...Why would that be a controversial thing to say?

JadeSwan

Haha. I like to be different with my smilies. (:
Die in a fire? I'm going to hell anyway, why not wait?

TewDee

Sarcasm is the best form of comedy.

Naim Master

@jadeswan
Why wait when you can do that now and make a great service for this site and humanity in general?

Naim Master

@jadeswan
Why wait when you can do that now and make a great service for this site and humanity in general?
Friggin' BBcode fail...

Cartman

I love me some Johnny Cash.

PappaDukes

Wow, so different with the "smilies". I totally admire your individuality.

Sincerely,

middle-aged gamer who could wipe the floor with your teenage gamer skilz.

Jesus H Christ

jade i thnk ur kewl bc u sho the guys tht grrl gmers can kick azz 2!!!

Bulkmailer

Hello friend!

PhazonYoshi

Doing smilies the wrong way round is so individual. No. It's not. It's just being wrong with an awful lot of other people. If you're going to be mainstream, at least be CORRECT mainstream.

free touch

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free touch

That's how I read your post. We don't care that you are a girl. Just play the games and shut up.

13thDragon

Epic, 100 comment blog coming in 3....2.....

SuitcoatAvenger

(: this is not a proper emoticon.

I think you meant :) , but you didn't use it, so I can't take you for serious.

SuitcoatAvenger

Also, fyi, cheese curls =/= OH SNAP comment.

SuitcoatAvenger

Also, lets go play some air hockey.

Jim Sterling

Oh look, a blog about sarcasm, that's REALLY awesome.

Jim Sterling

Oh look, a blog about sarcasm, that's REALLY awesome.

BS3 Owner

I get it, "sarcasm"...
*Looks at Jade's Profile*...

"Well, ummm, I hope you enjoy my blogs! :D"
^ Sarcasm.

free touch

Jim is jealous someone is jumping in on his shtick.

RAB

oh hi.

Rifter01

Hai guyz! What's goin' .. oh my

RICHARD BLOCKER

JadeSwan is a pretty cool chick and doesn't afraid of anything.

VWGTI

does anyone remember zpoopie? hmm...

DJP3DRO

This is the best Cblog ever.

Usedtabe

She likes to be "different" with her smiles, eh? How much you want to be in all her "about me" sections on myspace/failbook/twitter,etc. she rambles about how "different" and "random" she is? We have some cool teenagers on this site, but so far you seem to fit the mold of the stereotypical asshat teen. Sorry if I'm wrong, but it's up to you to prove it. Oh. my wife is 26, and she would crush you in your game of choice.

Welcome to Destructoid. Now go memorize the section on "not sucking".

Nicojay2

Doing my bit to get the comment count to 100.

Nicojay2

Also

The people asking "What?" to this blog either are probably not the people I'm talking to.

With sentence structure that beautiful, I feel you're talking to everyone and the interweebs.

Nicojay2

*everyone on the interwebs.*

You have an EDIT function to correct your mistakes. Use it.
Scratch that. You have a HIDE THIS BLOG function. Use it.

Chris Carter

SARCASM IS EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU BRING IT TO PEOPLE'S ATTENTION THAT IT IS SARCASM.

THIS IS SARCASM BY THE WAY.

Justice

Why has this got so many comments!

blehman

Justice that question deserves a question mark?

Bulkmailer

????????????????????

SuitcoatAvenger

Bulkmailer, that's no way to act on a friend's blog.

...

(:

PappaDukes

What ever happened to Salt n' Pepa? Best album title of all time is most definitely "A Salt with a Deadly Pepa".

Bulkmailer

@SuitcoatAvenger

=)

@Pappadukes

One of them got all religious and shit I think.

Loogibot

But, but, but, sarcasm is sooo funny(:
You can kick my ass on any game, I don't care. I'm having fun.

SuitcoatAvenger

Guys, I might be going out on a limb here, but I don't think JadeSwan is coming back.

Where will we find SARCASM now?

Nicojay2

@ Blehman
In answer to your question, no, that question does not deserve a question mark. That's why he used an exclamation mark to denote surprise at the comment count of this blog which I am also adding to. Also.

PappaDukes

Mushman

Hmm, I believe it is time for a scientific use of a certain detector!!

OH NOES!!!1!!! SARCASM IS DETECTED!!

LEAVE YOUR SHIT BEHIND, JUST RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!!

Am I doing it right??? :P

norm9

girls that play games are hot.

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