Hi person, how's being a person going? This is my second blog here at the world's best website. My first blog
was fapped 16 times and topsauced because it was awesome (or because they were being nice to the new guy)
Alot of people were bemused after reading the blog though:
I got nothing. Sorry - Kraid
I disagree with practically everything you said in that blog - Electrium
Uh... - Cadtalfryn
You are the first person ever to suggest that I am a sexy saxophone - Roager
Obviously I wanted my second blog to be just as good. Unfortunately, I have no imagination, so after spending a few weeks trying to think of what to write I gave up trying and this is the result. My opinions of the big pre E3 conferences. I know you've seen millions of these, but who knows, maybe this will somehow be better than everyone else's.
These are my thought on the various games that were there
These are my thought on the various games that were there in more detail
Call of Duty- Look like Call of Duty, but with more Vietam
Metal Gear Rising- Cyber Ninja + Watermelons = MC2
Gears of War 3- 4 player co-op, that's......................... 2 more players than Gears 2!
Halo Reach- Is it just me or does this game look more boring everytime I see it? I started of interested but...
Fable 3- And so the lord came down, and said "Let there be a Fable 3 trailer" and there was, and it looked pretty cool
ESPN- If you like sports you might enjoy this, if not there may be too much sports on it for you
Kudo Tsunoda is here!!!
Video conferencing and menu browsing- Impressive technology, but it can't sharpen a frisby.
Kinectimals- I can confirm that the tiger is not racist
Kinect sports- Football without a controller! There is something similar to that outside my house, I call it football
Joy Ride- I does look like a joyous ride.... kind of... a bit
Your Shape- It's not bad
Your Shape (the Kinect game)- Actually quite impressive, I don't like this sort of thing though.
Dance Central- If you like dancing you might enjoy this, if not there may be too much dancing in it for you
Star Wars- Could be cool, probably isn't
Forza- Some people can ride a bike with no handlebars, but with Kinect, I can drive a car with no steering wheel
New Xbox Slim- It is smecsy
At the end of that I have 2 questions: Why wasn't Child of Eden shown?, What does the bottom of an avatar's shoe look like in 2010? Answers on a postcard please.
I'm bored (so bored I actually wrote this blog) so lets end with some
Kevin Butler Facts
- Kevin Butler taught Miyamoto how to make games
- Kevin Bulter has finished Mushihimesama-Futari, twice
- Kevin Butler once saw a dog
- Kevin Butler's amp goes to 12....... no wait that's his clock, sorry
- Kevin Butler has V.A.T.S built in to his face
- Kevin Butler is the real Optimus Prime
- Kevin Butler knows what a treadmill is
Blog End, Thank you for reading, you are a cool clarinet
So what did you think? Should I do more E3 blogs? Should I do something else? Should I fuck of and die and stop wasting your time with stupid blogs about E3? Type what you think in the comments, and I will read it, unless it's in French, I can't read French.