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Dead Space on PC looks pretty, Controls are shit!
Jack8274 | 4:00 PM on 10.09.2008 20 comments



Well, after reading the worst news ever since Left4Dead was delayed again comes the biggest let down of all. Dead Space for the PC has controls that are as sluggish as a molasses spewing out the asshole of a rotting buffalo's anus (AVGN). Anyway, here is a review of the game on PC which does say it's a good game, only if played with a 360 controller. I am so fucking insulted to be PC gamer now.

Favorite quote:

"You do become accustomed to it – just as a three-legged dog still runs around and licks his dick”

Part 1

[url=http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/683/9038bf7306fdafade82c971bk7.jpg ]Part 2[/url]



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Messer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:16
Messer
Oh, yeah. Next time, try buying a game. What?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:20
blehman
Hey, could you not curse in your title? The head robot would be most pleased.
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:21
Cutie Honey
LEFT 4 DEAD is delayed again?

Sigh... Well, that's Valve for you in a nutshell.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:33
Rockvillian
Still November 19th for L4D.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:36
Krow
November 19th. That's my birthday!
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:38
Fana7ic
Mine is on november 17th

Somehow valve always releases its games around my birthday. I believe Halflife 2 came out on the 16th of november
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:54
mix
I'm getting this on PS3 so....YAY!

81 is pretty darn good of a score for a game that has paragraphs about how bad the controls are for PC.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:04
EternalDeathSlayer
Some xbox magazine gave it a 9.1, saw it on Metacritic. I can't wait to play it.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:32
UglyDuck
Delays are not bad news, goddamnit. They're GOOD, it means they're making the game better. There is always a reason for a delay and with valve, the reasons is usually a good one.

I don't have much to say about the article, I just wanted to get that out.
topcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:48
topcow
...does say it's a good game, only if played with a 360 controller.

Then why not just play it with a 360 controller? Any PC gamer worth his salts already has some form of controller, why not just PLUG IT IN.

Also, cursing does not a great post make.
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 19:42
Dao2-SKP
topcow - Ummmmm no they don't. Actually probably somewhere around 80%+ of hardcore pc gamers don't have controllers for the PC. Because that's the fuckign reason they're using it.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 19:53
KamikazeTutor
You know, controls get sluggish if you try to play the game at huge resolutions or with anti-aliasing on.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 19:54
KamikazeTutor
I meant "a" game, it happens with many games.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 20:07
Kyousuke Nanbu
Controls are shit.

JUST LIKE PC GAMING HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 20:24
Jack8274
@KamikazeTutor

Only to people who refuse to upgrade. I dedicate money to my computer because I love it, and that is a life decision
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 22:21
Cowboy TTop
LOL! Do yourselves a favour and get a wired 360 controller, PC gamers. Stop acting like using one is beneath you. Keyboards excell at some games, but not all.

More PC games should have pad options anyway.
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