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Dead Space on PC looks pretty, Controls are shit!
Jack8274 \| 4:00 PM on 10.09.2008	20 comments

Well, after reading the worst news ever since Left4Dead was delayed again comes the biggest let down of all. Dead Space for the PC has controls that are as sluggish as a molasses spewing out the asshole of a rotting buffalo's anus (AVGN). Anyway, here is a review of the game on PC which does say it's a good game, only if played with a 360 controller. I am so fucking insulted to be PC gamer now.

Favorite quote:

"You do become accustomed to it – just as a three-legged dog still runs around and licks his dick”

Part 1

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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

Messer

Oh, yeah. Next time, try buying a game. What?

blehman

Hey, could you not curse in your title? The head robot would be most pleased.

Cutie Honey

LEFT 4 DEAD is delayed again?

Sigh... Well, that's Valve for you in a nutshell.

Rockvillian

Still November 19th for L4D.

Krow

November 19th. That's my birthday!

Fana7ic

Mine is on november 17th

Somehow valve always releases its games around my birthday. I believe Halflife 2 came out on the 16th of november

mix

I'm getting this on PS3 so....YAY!

81 is pretty darn good of a score for a game that has paragraphs about how bad the controls are for PC.

EternalDeathSlayer

Some xbox magazine gave it a 9.1, saw it on Metacritic. I can't wait to play it.

UglyDuck

Delays are not bad news, goddamnit. They're GOOD, it means they're making the game better. There is always a reason for a delay and with valve, the reasons is usually a good one.

I don't have much to say about the article, I just wanted to get that out.

topcow

...does say it's a good game, only if played with a 360 controller.

Then why not just play it with a 360 controller? Any PC gamer worth his salts already has some form of controller, why not just PLUG IT IN.

Also, cursing does not a great post make.

Dao2-SKP

topcow - Ummmmm no they don't. Actually probably somewhere around 80%+ of hardcore pc gamers don't have controllers for the PC. Because that's the fuckign reason they're using it.

KamikazeTutor

You know, controls get sluggish if you try to play the game at huge resolutions or with anti-aliasing on.

KamikazeTutor

I meant "a" game, it happens with many games.

Kyousuke Nanbu

Controls are shit.

JUST LIKE PC GAMING HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Jack8274

@KamikazeTutor

Only to people who refuse to upgrade. I dedicate money to my computer because I love it, and that is a life decision

Cowboy TTop

LOL! Do yourselves a favour and get a wired 360 controller, PC gamers. Stop acting like using one is beneath you. Keyboards excell at some games, but not all.

More PC games should have pad options anyway.

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