games  anime  |  toys
This is a Dtoid readers's blog. For staff blogs click here. Confused? read this Create you own!  |   Members: Login now





Dead Space on PC looks pretty, Controls are shit!
Jack8274 | 4:00 PM on 10.09.2008 16 comments



Well, after reading the worst news ever since Left4Dead was delayed again comes the biggest let down of all. Dead Space for the PC has controls that are as sluggish as a molasses spewing out the asshole of a rotting buffalo's anus (AVGN). Anyway, here is a review of the game on PC which does say it's a good game, only if played with a 360 controller. I am so fucking insulted to be PC gamer now.

Favorite quote:

"You do become accustomed to it – just as a three-legged dog still runs around and licks his dick”

Part 1

Part 2



Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

prev next

Messer's Destructoid Blog
Oh, yeah. Next time, try buying a game. What?
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Hey, could you not curse in your title? The head robot would be most pleased.
Cutie Honey's Destructoid Blog
LEFT 4 DEAD is delayed again?

Sigh... Well, that's Valve for you in a nutshell.
Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
Still November 19th for L4D.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
November 19th. That's my birthday!
Fana7ic's Destructoid Blog
Mine is on november 17th

Somehow valve always releases its games around my birthday. I believe Halflife 2 came out on the 16th of november
mix's Destructoid Blog
I'm getting this on PS3 so....YAY!

81 is pretty darn good of a score for a game that has paragraphs about how bad the controls are for PC.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
Some xbox magazine gave it a 9.1, saw it on Metacritic. I can't wait to play it.
UglyDuck's Destructoid Blog
Delays are not bad news, goddamnit. They're GOOD, it means they're making the game better. There is always a reason for a delay and with valve, the reasons is usually a good one.

I don't have much to say about the article, I just wanted to get that out.
topcow's Destructoid Blog
...does say it's a good game, only if played with a 360 controller.

Then why not just play it with a 360 controller? Any PC gamer worth his salts already has some form of controller, why not just PLUG IT IN.

Also, cursing does not a great post make.
Dao2-SKP's Destructoid Blog
topcow - Ummmmm no they don't. Actually probably somewhere around 80%+ of hardcore pc gamers don't have controllers for the PC. Because that's the fuckign reason they're using it.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
You know, controls get sluggish if you try to play the game at huge resolutions or with anti-aliasing on.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
I meant "a" game, it happens with many games.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Destructoid Blog
Controls are shit.

JUST LIKE PC GAMING HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Jack8274's Destructoid Blog
@KamikazeTutor

Only to people who refuse to upgrade. I dedicate money to my computer because I love it, and that is a life decision
Cowboy TTop's Destructoid Blog
LOL! Do yourselves a favour and get a wired 360 controller, PC gamers. Stop acting like using one is beneath you. Keyboards excell at some games, but not all.

More PC games should have pad options anyway.


prev next


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 about me

 friends' updates
Havoc Fang's Profile Havoc Fang
Drowzee
Hiltz's Profile Hiltz
Fails at blogging.
letshavecake's Profile letshavecake
Fails at blogging.
MaximusPaynicus's Profile MaximusPaynicus
Am I The Only One...
RAB's Profile RAB
Download the Street Fighter 4 "Brawler" Costume Pack for FREE Right Now


 
 
  get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
contribute a news tip
suggest a feature
be a guest editor
support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?
keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meetup+play online
seriously

about Destructoid
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap
our network

Tomopop
Japanator
Despingation?




Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006