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4:00 PM on 10.09.2008

Dead Space on PC looks pretty, Controls are shit!

Well, after reading the worst news ever since Left4Dead was delayed again comes the biggest let down of all. Dead Space for the PC has controls that are as sluggish as a molasses spewing out the asshole of a rotting buffalo's anus (AVGN). Anyway, here is a review of the game on PC which does say it's a good game, only if played with a 360 controller. I am so fucking insulted to be PC gamer now.

Favorite quote:

"You do become accustomed to it – just as a three-legged dog still runs around and licks his dick”

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5:31 PM on 05.30.2008

When Bioshock and Half Life 2 Mix

You get a Fast Zombie vs. Big Daddy fights.

Edit: Also, Dog Big Daddy fights.

If only this was really possible, combining the two best FPS's into one game where Gordan Freeman must stop all the Splicers from taking over the underwater Black Mesa research facility which is located just west of Rapture. When the Splicers are to overwhelming for just one man, Jack, newly freed from his control of Fontaine goes to the aid of his silent brother. Together, they kill in silence, one using Plasmids, the other using science. Awesome yet not possible.

Made using Photoshop, Bioshock, and Garry's Mod.


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