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Oh sweet video games need more penis.
I'm pretty sure Rockstar is doing it wrong.
was just gonna post about this glad you beat me to it
Expect the media to be all over this like a pack of heynas.
Ugh. Please tell me that this isn't going to be this years bullet time/cell shading/bemani mini game gameplay fad.
Man, I'm suddenly in the mood for some cocktail weenies.
Also...cocks?!
Imagine if it was your job to spend an entire day or more rendering that thing.
those dangle physics SUCKED
Oh wow. Umm yeah i cannot believe they did that one.
and i am with char. sucks to be the cock boy
Sexy.
Seriously, what was the point of that?
@ Jonathan Holmes
One word: CONTROVERSY. Either that or they just want to give the media who criticize the game the shaft.
Did not need see that.
Must've made for one awkward motion-capture session.
I doubt it's going to be in the retail version, I bet they're just having fun with reviewers
Dude could use a good waxing.
Since this is DLC, I'm guessing it doesn't need to pass any ESRB review? This could be an interesting way for studios to get past prohibitive ratings systems - just make a base game, pop in some DLC later on with all kinds of possibly objectionable material. Good times.
If you think about it R rated movies have nudity all the time so it's about time a M rated game got some
Dammit , why couldn't it be female frontal nudity ...
ROFL!
@ Naim
Just imagine the lawsuits and controversy. They probably deemed it not worth the time.
Wow... It does look like a cocktail weenie.
I second Holmes, was that necessary at all?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Euphoria engine at work.
I just realized I was waiting on a video just to see a dick.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a cock to check out.
Not as big as mine. Thank christ.
Euh... what happen ?
@Clance
errr, yeah, same here.
hahahahahahha.... what the fuck...
so wait. if i remember correctly DLC doesnt have to be rated correct? thats why they did it. they can get away with it. but now we are gonna have ratings for DLC soon.
there...was no reason....for that...at all.......
OH GOD WHY!?!?!!?
there should be an achievement for seeing the virtual dong so that you can get gamerscore and increase the size of your virtual dong.
@ Fleet3000 and anyone else moaning:
Grow the hell up.
Seriously.
If you're old enough to be playing the game without Jack Thompson ragging about it, you're old enough to deal with a dick. Besides, I'm sure you all wank to multiple women service a guy's dong and don't have a problem with it. So why is it a problem here? Are you that insecure about your sexuality? If you are, you're very sad, and good luck at passing sandbox in kindergarten.
I for one applaud what Rockstar has done by breaking the male frontal nudity. If games are to be taken seriously, it's about time we acted like it, too. Oh, and my wife agrees with the sentiment.
Bassbeast ownz all
Wow, well said Bassbeast!
It is pointless, but it does make a point: If the ESRB isn't going to rate DLC, then its about to be "party time", if you will . .. wait wait WAIT hold the phone guys . . .
I just checked the trailer for Lost and the Damned: The ESRB rating description was changed. The box says "Partial Nudity" and the Trailer notes "Nudity".
The ESRB does rate DLC.
Perhaps flaccid dong doesn't quite ding the AO scale?
That dude could use some serious manscaping.
Can't wait for the hot coffee-esque controversy this will spark, no doubt. PEople are going to have a field day with DLC from now on.
Maybe it's okay to show dong as long as it's not erect? now that I think of it, I'm sure I've seen a few flaccid dongs in theatrical movies, but never an erect one.
I couldn't see the balls till the last minute, and it wasn't 'cause of the pubes. That's a crappy digital set of frank and beans. It's almost cartoonish compared to the realistic character model...
WHY PENIS WHY!!!
WHY PENIS WHY indeed
Oh no!