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4:08 PM on 03.12.2010


Bitches.   read

2:40 PM on 01.13.2010

Happy Trogday, here's a free Strong Bad game.

I haven't blogged in a while, so I will pass this on to you fine folks. As Telltale likes to do, they are giving away a free game. This time you can get the final episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, 8-bit is Enough.

Some of you may be asking "What in the Sam hell is Trogday?" Let me tell you. On this date, January 13, in 2003 a Strong Bad email was put online. It was called dragon. It introduced a a beefy armed dragon named Trogdor who became wildly popular among fans of the cartoons. It was so popular that the Trogdor song was featured in Guitar Hero 2, as seen here.


Anthony was not a fan of this episode, but who cares? It's free. Act fast, it ends tomorrow.

Get it here.   read

2:06 PM on 04.15.2009

Dyson in Game Informer!

I question why I still get Game Informer. It has absolutely nothing appealing to me. But it makes good turlet readin'. So I'm looking at the pictures page and I glance at the top left corner. I think, "Hmm, that guy on the left looks familiar." I look in the box and it says "Destructoid's Alex Ryan..." Who the fuck is Alex Ryan?

Wait a minute, that Retroforce's own Dyson! He joins Chad in the "Destructoid people who were in the picture section of Game Informer". I just started that club.

And yes, I was on the john when I read this.   read

1:02 PM on 02.16.2009

There's full frontal nudity in GTA IV: Lost and Damned.


Well, would you look at that. Somebody put a dong in GTA. You'll see it at about 3 minutes in. Is this the first time we've see full frontal in an M rated game?   read

8:10 PM on 02.05.2009

Lemmy is in Guitar Hero Metallica.

Chalk one up for Neversoft.

That is a crappy quality image. But, in the lower left hand corner, that my friends is Lemmy. According to Score Hero, he has his own signature mic stand and bass. You don't know how fucking excited I am about this. Yeah, Rock Band 2 has Ace of Spades, but they don't have fucking Lemmy. Neversoft gets a point.

Which makes the score like Neversoft 23, Harmonix 398.

Source   read

6:54 PM on 02.01.2009

10 things you don't know about the JTHomeslice.

The reason you don't know these things is because I blog about once every 3 months. But, here you go.

1. I played 3 years of high school football. Next semester will be my senior year, but I really don't want to play.

2. Despite playing football, I can't stand watching football. Just give me the highlights on the morning news.

3. I just got an Xbox last Christmas. I don't have many games yet, but hopefully I will fix that.

4. I play Rock Band/Guitar Hero on Expert guitar/bass, all 4 levels of vocals, and mostly medium drums.

5. The only songs in Rock Band I haven't passed on expert guitar are Visions and Ride the Lightning. I can get up to the outro in Visions and the solo in Ride the Lighting kills me. This might change as I get more DLC. Oh, and I passed Thrasher on my first try :).

5. I also play real guitar. I have a shitty little Peavey. It's alright, and it's sticker slapped. There's a Dtoid sticker on it! I hope I can get a new one for my birthday.

6. I really want to be in a band. I would love to sing, but bass or keyboards or rhythm guitar would be cool too.

7. I am 16, soon to be 17 on Feb. 7th.

8. I live in Maryland about an hour out of Baltimore. I could probably visit Topher some time.

9. I have an odd taste in music. I love ska, metal, punk, butt rock, rock rock, jazz, metalcore, mathcore (Dillinger Escape Plan for the win!), prog, industrial, even some rap and hip hop.

10. My mom makes jewelry and my dad does HVAC work.


11. I was born in Princeton New Jersey.   read

5:55 PM on 01.06.2009

Apparently, UGO owns 1UP now.

It's been rumored that UGO was interested in purchasing 1UP, and now they did. This article says it. They own all their subsites as well. It doesn't mention EGM at all, so who knows what's up them. Yeah, not much to say.

Edit: EGM is dead. That sucks.

Edit 2: According to Ryan O'Donnell and Matt Chandronait, the 1UP show is dead and the video team has been laid off. That really sucks.   read

2:35 PM on 12.06.2008

Left 4 Dead Tank + Tourettesguy = This


Oh dear God.

Download the soundpack here.   read

8:13 PM on 12.01.2008


Have I ever said I love Fanboys? Because I do.

But, yeah, if that really happened, I'd shit my pants.
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3:44 PM on 12.01.2008

Dangeresque Roomisode: The Brothers Chaps are really clever.

So, according to a post on the Videlectrix website, They have had it with Telltale Games. They have struck back against them with the first ever Roomisodic game. In Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangeresque, you play Dangeresque and have to solve a case quickly for the Chief. You get minutes of gameplay! I love this. It's styled like a Lucasarts adventure game. I hope this "feud" between Telltale and Videlectrix keeps going.

Play it here.   read

8:47 PM on 11.26.2008

This week's Rock Band DLC: Weirdest. Week. Ever.

We now have a week to top Disturbed and Jimmy Buffet. Children of Bodom and the Naked Brothers Band. What.

Straight from HMXSean:
Hey everybody,

Here we have next week's releases which I think we can safely say cast a very wide net in genre, language, age, demographic, and pricing structure. Just keeping you on your toes.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!


Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet
Finley - Tutto E' Possibile
Platero y Tu - Hay Poco Rock N Roll
Squeeze - Tempted
Tokio Hotel - Ready, Set, Go
The All-American Rejects - Real World

All above tracks are $.99 (80 Microsoft Points) for a one month limited time window.

Miranda Cosgrove - Headphones On
This track is totally free!

Naked Brothers - Body I Occupy
Naked Brothers - I Don't Want to Go to School
Both Naked Brothers tracks are permanently $.99 (80 Microsoft Points)

DLC is released on Xbox 360 on Tuesday 12/2 and PS3 Thursday 12/4. All tracks are masters.

Holy wow.

Source   read

8:48 PM on 10.22.2008

Guitar Hero World Tour: Tool trailer


Here's the dedicated Tool venue. That eyeball thing is gonna be fucking distracting. Very interesting how they haven't licensed their music since 1996.   read

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