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STUPID CUNT ASS ROCKSTAR AND THEIR STUPID ASS UNPLAYABLE GAME
JACK of No Trades | 1:54 PM on 05.03.2008 24 comments


What the fuck Rockstar! Get off of your lazy fucking asses and put out a patch. I can't even load my fucking GTA saved game anymore without it crashing the system. The game is completly unplayable for me!!!! Im very close to taking the game back and trading it for something that fucking works. Whats even worst is that they downplay how serious the issues/bugs are with the dumb ass game. Don't give me a 12 step bullshit fake fix when you should be kicking out a patch for the BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR! You stupid fucks! Im starting to think the game would be better when its getting stomped into the ground with my face untill it starts turning into dust. But anyways, how are you guys doing? I will release more mega models on Monday without any bugs.



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Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:06
Shin Oni
NB4 Header Censorship.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:07
MrSadistic
Interesting art piece. Good work as usual!
Andrew Benton's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:12
Andrew Benton
JOAT, they have a new rule about cursing in you're blog's headline. You can't do that any more.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:18
EternalDeathSlayer
lol @ Sadistic.

JACK: If this is the PS3 version, just disconnect the console from the internet. Then single player should work, but multiplayer will have to wait for now.

I already went nuts over this, check my blog.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:22
DaedHead8
If this happened to me I would cry.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:24
aborto thefetus
Well then, I guess it's a good thing I put off buying this game.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:31
EternalDeathSlayer
Also, it's generally a bad idea to smash things with your head.
Shalashaska161's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:36
Shalashaska161
I haven't even been able to play. Disconnected from the internet or not, it won't let me past the intro cutscene. Rockstar better get their shit togeather.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:39
MaxVest
Mine works fine, but I'm not the biggest fan of the game so far. I'm thinking about having a "problem" and exchanging it for something else.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:52
mistic
Yeah I hope for all you guys with issues that they get resolved ASAP!

this is just fucking ridiculous!
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:02
Yashoki
PS3 right? ;_;
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:10
TrailerParkJesus
Why are his eyes censored? Too offensive?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:24
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Had to censor your headline. Might have messed up your post, sorry. No f bombs in titles unless you self sensor
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:25
JACK of No Trades
Yes PS3, I forgot about the new rules sorry. Its just really makes me mad.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:40
TrailerParkJesus
Lol wait, CUNT is allowed?

CUNT IS ALLOWED!!!!
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:46
JACK of No Trades
lol yes i guess so
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:47
JACK of No Trades
see you guys on COD4 tonight

PSN: JackofNoTrades85
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:52
Maurice Tan
Jack, have you tried to disconnect PSN or unplug your cable/disable wireless? This seems to work for a lot of people. So also here and related urls.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 16:10
mix
It does suck for sure!

I heard that what Professor Pew suggested seems to work...
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 17:14
Corak
The game only messed up on me after the multiplayer freezing and forced me to manually restart. Then it wouldn't load. Did some internet Matlocking and saw what the commentors here have said. I deleted my most recent save game after I started up my PS3, logged out of the PSN, and loaded up the game and was able to play in single player. Now if you can't delete your most recent save without destroying your progress I understand, I wouldn't do that either. I was lucky enough that my most recent save was only 1 mission after my previous one, so it wasn't that big of a deal. I just hope it works when I get home.

Also I read that you can log back into the PSN from the in game multiplayer option from your phone if you really want to, but I'm waiting to see if they release some sort of fix before I attempt it again.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 19:23
Neonie
*sit's back in his chair happily without a copy of GTA4*
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 20:45
dephect
Wait, you meant to say "hey, I suck.. make a patch for me so I can justify not knowing how to work a router". There, fixed it for you.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 06:40
Takeshi
It sucks ass, I've paid 120 euro for mine so it better doesn't fuck up. I froze on me once but other than that it plays fine. Even when connected to the internet. Maybe they've repaired the statserver or something.
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