Are Snaileb & Blindside more than friends? Do they share more than just words with each other?

Blindside is the farmer…….and Snaileb is the……


Snaileb is the blogger that’s been on Destructoid for a long time. He thinks it gives him the right to break rules. You find him all day on the site promoting his newest banner or blogging about his irrelevant experiences. Some may like Snaileb but others will not. He was abused as a child by his great uncle Jack. Many may find this information irrelevant, but it holds a clue to why he acts the way he does.

Little Snaileb was a peppy cute kid that was always fascinated with videogames, BUT his great uncle only liked the kind of games that included Snaileb, uncle Jack and a broom closet. Snaileb was traumatized for life.



Though this may seem cruel it helps you understand the overly excitable immature kid known as Snaileb.




Blindside is the emo kid on Destructoid. He barely goes through a Rolling Rock in a night, but can smoke some weed with the best of them. He likes a good cry everynight and isn’t afraid of razor blades. Now, don’t be mistaken with the Smash Updates. He uses these to blind those outside of his twisted reality into thinking he is sane. He also was abused as a child. Maybe that’s why Snaileb and he get along so well. When they hang out, Blindside is the one that wears the pants. He orders Snaileb around like a pimp does to a hooker. Blindside loves it when Snaileb is handcuffed to the bed. His quote, “I Love to Be the Abuser”!



Don’t be overwhelmed by the vast amount of information I gave you. It is to help you understand the weirdo’s of Destructoid.