games  anime  |  toys
This is a Dtoid readers's blog. For staff blogs click here. Confused? read this Create you own!  |   Members: Login now





WWJDTN: What would Jesus Do to Nazis?
itemforty | 11:33 AM on 08.17.2009 19 comments




I've seen a few people pass this around today, but not a lot of talk about the the comic from where it comes. If you haven't read through Jesus Christ - In the Name of the Gun yet, please do yourself a favor and do so now.

Unless you hate good things that make you happy. Then good day sir.

read more



World of Warcraft
itemforty | 11:40 PM on 01.06.2009 7 comments




hey, I need some help on a quest and my normal friends aren't online. anyone who wants to jump in on a
game should hit me up, CharlieGold on Argent Dawn.

read more



Cinci NARP: Cincinitus Edition (w/album)
itemforty | 3:57 PM on 06.04.2008 29 comments



I think this sums up the NARP nicely.


So, was it worth driving 19+ hours from Austin to Cincinnati?

Fuck. Yes.

Couple things to point out:

This is the best community on the planet.

That is all. Check out my pictures for more awesome than you can handle.

read more



Attached photos:

Photo

You want some Pants? I know you do!
itemforty | 10:15 AM on 05.26.2008 21 comments




Hey guys, Ashtray Kelldorf here.

I am having a Spring Cleaning Sale™ on Ebay® and wanted to make sure to spread the knowledge to everyone possible.

You can call me a whore if you want, but let me say one thing:

I had to sell my 360 because I'm so poor.

So stop judging me and look through my auctions to see if you like anything. If you buy things [that you might need [like pants]] then I can possibly buy another 360 so I can have fun again.

Please?

Also, cocks.


Seriously though, fellas, if you don't own a pair of 7's, you are totally missing out. I know it might look like a fuck ton of money for a pair of pants but I swear to Jim that 7's are the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever own... and they fucking last forever... and I get fucking compliments on them all the time. Seriously. Girls fucking love a guy in designer jeans, mostly because they actually fucking fit us correctly without being baggy in the inner-thigh. Must be good because I get compliments all.the.time. I mean, I don't really care since I already know that I'm fucking awesome but whatever.

read more



Attached photos:

Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo

CINCINNATI POWER NARP
itemforty | 2:33 AM on 05.16.2008 31 comments




Why aren't you going?

read more



Attached photos:

Photo

Where would Destructoid be without the same gag over and over again you know what screw it.
itemforty | 4:26 PM on 05.09.2008 21 comments




get it it's some animal screwing something.

read more



Attached photos:

Photo
« OLDER


 about me



Name: Travis
Dtoid name: itemforty
XBL: itemforty
Location: Austin, Tx
Likes: Space Balets, sugar, Win7, Katamari Damacy.
Dislikes: purple, hotmail.com, myspace.com
Little known fact: I invented Spam™.
Favourite type of meat: Spam™
Fighting Style: Leather
Blood Type: LoneStar®

Stuff:
You people are good people and I like seeing you kiss (on camera).

[embed]89105:11898[/embed]

 xbox 360 gamertag
 friends' updates
ArrestedDeveloper's Profile ArrestedDeveloper
Thriller Chiptune
BahamutZero's Profile BahamutZero
TITAN QUEST IS AMAZING - aka - BUY THE THQ PACK ON STEAM BEFORE MONDAY
bhive01's Profile bhive01
Destructoid crashes Safari/ Spam on the Increase
BigPopaGamer's Profile BigPopaGamer
Drunkcast PAX Drinking Challenge: Official Rules(NSFW)
blehman's Profile blehman
Dear Diary, I've Met Someone Else
BlindsideDork's Profile BlindsideDork
Leaked Transformers: RotF trailer #2 = YES PLEASE!
BluDesign's Profile BluDesign
A More Positive Katamari Forever Review...
Butmac's Profile Butmac
Live with Butmac makes it's return
Coonskin05's Profile Coonskin05
A Not-So-Weird Kid's Top 10: NES Games
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Profile Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
The Development Process of MGS4
Cowzilla3's Profile Cowzilla3
Monday Review: Drag Me to Hell
Das Inchworm's Profile Das Inchworm
New Street Fighter character revealed?
Edarios's Profile Edarios
Destructoid in Apocalypto?
galagabug 's Profile galagabug
Gamers Guide To Surviving Super Bowl Sunday
Genki-JAM's Profile Genki-JAM
ShiMuNi TONIGHT!: 8itches Love Werewolves and Vampires EDITION!
God Len's Profile God Len
TRIGUN gets a film, Vash vs. Wolfwood
Golden God's Profile Golden God
Vote for Bomberman LIVE
GonzoJoe's Profile GonzoJoe
Five quick reasons JRPGs are like sleeping with that artsy chick from Starbuck's
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Profile Hamza CTZ Aziz
Weekend Destructainment: Jesus cheats at Modern Warfare 2
Hoygeit's Profile Hoygeit
Cammy Fan Art Illustration
JesusXP's Profile JesusXP
David Jaffe Reads My Blog!!
Jim Sterling's Profile Jim Sterling
Raskulls still looks adorable in these new screens
Joseph Leray's Profile Joseph Leray
Revisited: Gears of War 2, Pinocchio, and masculinity
Justice's Profile Justice
A new addition to the household (shortblog)
kwaselow's Profile kwaselow
Faptoid 1. Why ask for directions when we can just use Google Faps?
Lou Chou's Profile Lou Chou
XBOX Live Silver: Gaming Leprosy
Marco Juan's Profile Marco Juan
New toid
masterledz's Profile masterledz
TMNT: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled is disappointing; so I wrote to Ubisoft...
MeanGuy's Profile MeanGuy
Dinner Despairo
Monkeycat's Profile Monkeycat
Not my Turning Point gaming rig
Morrius's Profile Morrius
Littlebigplanet hilariously delayed in Europe
Mxyzptlk's Profile Mxyzptlk
Left 4 Dead 2: Interview with a Zombie 2
Namelessted's Profile Namelessted
Destructoid E3 Party Image Gallery
Necros's Profile Necros
Dtoid's 2009 Completed Games List: August/September/October
nexium's Profile nexium
R.I.P. Dogstructoid the Weinertoid
Nick Chester's Profile Nick Chester
Dead to Right: Retribution all about 'awesome violence'
Niero's Profile Niero
Join Destructoid at the University of Miami's Launchpad
PointingDevice's Profile PointingDevice
Hitler was NOT a good man, Itemforty!
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Profile PrinceofCannedPeaches
Money Well Unspent: Battlefield Heroes and the Rise of the "Gateway Game"
Professor Pew's Profile Professor Pew
Pew Review: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (360) (spoilerfree no less)
riomccarthy's Profile riomccarthy
Blow those candles out! Rio's Mario RPG Bundt cake
Riser Glen's Profile Riser Glen
Thanks for being my Neighbor, DToid
Snaileb 's Profile Snaileb
I've been having a blast, but miss you too, Dtoid!
Virtualgirl's Profile Virtualgirl
Not Everyone Loves GTA - Interview with the Parents Television Council
walnutthewise's Profile walnutthewise
Need Some XBL Friends
Zac Bentz's Profile Zac Bentz
Interview: Future talk with Freezepop


 

 
  get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
contribute a news tip
suggest a feature
be a guest editor
support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?
keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meetup+play online
seriously

about Destructoid
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap
our network

Tomopop
Japanator
Despingation?




Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006