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Solidus Snake - Ass is Bad
Itchy | 8:43 PM on 06.21.2008 22 comments


Solidus Snake, the third snake, is often overshadowed by his two elder brothers.
For no fucking good reason. The man was a PRESIDENT and a CLONE that had a METAL GEAR SUIT, don't forget dual-katana fighting.

Oh, and he destroyed a couple of Rays. Using a P90. While wearing an eyepatch.

*creams*



Don't forget that time you were fighting him for the first time, in the harrier. Nope, actually the motherfucker was ON the harrier. ON IT.


Oh by the way, we totally need a Metal Gear Lego. Totally. This is sweet.

Ingredients for a Solidus Snake dish:

- Eva (...can't be)
- Big Boss (can't be...)
- Metal Gear (!?)
- Two Katanas (One called Democracy and one Republic. Democracy?)
- Cyborg Ninja (Grayfox!? Can't be...)

Mix well, add nanomachines and serve neither solid nor liquid. Sort of in between. Solidus, if you may.

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By the way, doesn't this guy look a bit like John Shephard from Mass Effect?











...Mr. President.



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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
As much as I wanted to like that suit of his, it was just too stupid looking and large. Sorta like a cross between Hulk Hogan and Dr. Octopus.
frozenbabylon's Destructoid Blog
Yeah dude, Solidus was pretty awesome.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
'don't forget dual-katana fighting', Itchy, lol, how the fuck can we?!?!?!?, though I'd say his best moment is when in MGS2

*SPOILERS*
Snake tried to blow him up just after you went past that EPIC c4 trap, the way in which the fire burned his cloak, and we saw that incredible LS side shot of him bowing down, and slowly getting up, was simply mind blowing, I still remember the sound effect of the fire,
aaaaaaaaand the dude was like, 'meh, fuck you Snake, I'm gonna rape you with my harrier' was the cherry on top, simply unforgettable.

Also, this blog needs spoiler warnings, example:
Eva (...can't be)
- Big Boss (can't be...)

are spoilers, which ones I won't say, damage control FTW

Awesome Lego reference BTW
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
i want to play big mama's totties like bongo drums.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
Clean up your title please.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Yeah you might want to edit your blog title.
Itchy's Destructoid Blog
Solidus must enter the fray with a carton of cigarettes stuffed in his mouth gently, but loudly announcing:

"GENTLEMEN."

It will end our lives.
SantanaClaus89's Destructoid Blog
Colonel, that ninja is Gray Fox!!!!!!!
Skribble's Destructoid Blog
LEGO GEAR!?


Itchy's Destructoid Blog
MUSHMAN: Listing names without bringing up the context cannot be spoilers. That's like saying Dumbledore.

See how random and unspoilerish that is? Now, if I say he dies...

It can't be...
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
@Itchy, amen brother, amen

also,


Mushman's Destructoid Blog
GOOD GOD!!! That's bigger than expected, fuck I'm so,so, sorry, last time I BBCode ANYTHING from Photobucket wthout resizing it first.
Itchy's Destructoid Blog
MechaMonkey, Yojimbo: Title is now PG-13 approved.

Content, however... can't be...
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Dumbledore died?
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
too bad he dead.....which kills all this awesomeness you seem to see.

if he was half the bad ass you make him, he wouldn't be dead.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Yeah not only did he died but uh...










































That whole.. "him being barely kept alive while he was nothing but a half-dead skeleton, who people thought was really a half-dead Big Boss who was then thrown into the fire to be burned to death" kinda sucks.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Destructoid Blog
It seems like every character in MGS is super fucking insane, but the effect is always kinda muted because there's always someone better.

Solidus was awesome, but Ocelot can stop killer bees WITH HIS GUNS.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
@Deiga, ah yes, THAT moment, equally as awesome as it is ridiculous, the problem was why the fuck where they not trying to sting him ALL at once, is'nt that how groups of bees usually attack thier targets, swarming them until they are dead? It seemed in the cutscene the bees were not trying to molest him, which happens in real life, and did'nt even to go round him, also Kojima rocks for that scene,IMO
deiga-the-semivaliant's Destructoid Blog
The great thing about the scene was that I didn't realize how ridiculous it was until I let it sink in for a few minutes. At first I was totally like, "oh yeah Ocelot stopped killer bees with his guns, that's cool".


"...wait what?"


Ah, the power of MGS.
Xerosnake90's Destructoid Blog
Solidus doesn't destroy Rays.... Neither was he ONTOP of the harrier, he was inside of it.
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
Solidus sucks. Sorry. Raiden beat him.

but DO WANT MGS LEGO SETS!
Itchy's Destructoid Blog
Xerosnake90: He actually did destroy RAYS. You must have not played MGS2.

Oh, and he was on top of the harrier right at the start.


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