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Hi! I'm a pretty cool guy called Jama that reads blogs, plays games and doesn't afraid of anything!
I've got a nifty set-up at home that involved a 360 before I sold it. :(

Now it's just a PS3, a DS and a PSP. Portable gaming FTMFW!
Seriously though, portable gaming is a treat. It's sex, but on the roads. I love being able to whip out the old guy and playing with him until I get tired.

PSN: Kaizoku-ou. Means "Pirate King". Ninja's suck ass anyway.

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Solidus Snake - Ass is Bad
Itchy \| 8:43 PM on 06.21.2008	24 comments

Solidus Snake, the third snake, is often overshadowed by his two elder brothers.
For no fucking good reason. The man was a PRESIDENT and a CLONE that had a METAL GEAR SUIT, don't forget dual-katana fighting.

Oh, and he destroyed a couple of Rays. Using a P90. While wearing an eyepatch.

*creams*

Don't forget that time you were fighting him for the first time, in the harrier. Nope, actually the motherfucker was ON the harrier. ON IT.

Oh by the way, we totally need a Metal Gear Lego. Totally. This is sweet.

Ingredients for a Solidus Snake dish:

- Eva (...can't be)
- Big Boss (can't be...)
- Metal Gear (!?)
- Two Katanas (One called Democracy and one Republic. Democracy?)
- Cyborg Ninja (Grayfox!? Can't be...)

Mix well, add nanomachines and serve neither solid nor liquid. Sort of in between. Solidus, if you may.

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By the way, doesn't this guy look a bit like John Shephard from Mass Effect?

...Mr. President.

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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22

MrSadistic

As much as I wanted to like that suit of his, it was just too stupid looking and large. Sorta like a cross between Hulk Hogan and Dr. Octopus.

frozenbabylon

Yeah dude, Solidus was pretty awesome.

Mushman

'don't forget dual-katana fighting', Itchy, lol, how the fuck can we?!?!?!?, though I'd say his best moment is when in MGS2

*SPOILERS*
Snake tried to blow him up just after you went past that EPIC c4 trap, the way in which the fire burned his cloak, and we saw that incredible LS side shot of him bowing down, and slowly getting up, was simply mind blowing, I still remember the sound effect of the fire,
aaaaaaaaand the dude was like, 'meh, fuck you Snake, I'm gonna rape you with my harrier' was the cherry on top, simply unforgettable.

Also, this blog needs spoiler warnings, example:
Eva (...can't be)
- Big Boss (can't be...)

are spoilers, which ones I won't say, damage control FTW

Awesome Lego reference BTW

MrSadistic

i want to play big mama's totties like bongo drums.

MechaMonkey

Clean up your title please.

Y0j1mb0

Yeah you might want to edit your blog title.

Itchy

Solidus must enter the fray with a carton of cigarettes stuffed in his mouth gently, but loudly announcing:

"GENTLEMEN."

It will end our lives.

Skribble

LEGO GEAR!?

Itchy

MUSHMAN: Listing names without bringing up the context cannot be spoilers. That's like saying Dumbledore.

See how random and unspoilerish that is? Now, if I say he dies...

It can't be...

Mushman

@Itchy, amen brother, amen

also,

Mushman

GOOD GOD!!! That's bigger than expected, fuck I'm so,so, sorry, last time I BBCode ANYTHING from Photobucket wthout resizing it first.

Itchy

MechaMonkey, Yojimbo: Title is now PG-13 approved.

Content, however... can't be...

Aaron Mxy Yost

Dumbledore died?

Shin Oni

too bad he dead.....which kills all this awesomeness you seem to see.

if he was half the bad ass you make him, he wouldn't be dead.

MrSadistic

Yeah not only did he died but uh...

That whole.. "him being barely kept alive while he was nothing but a half-dead skeleton, who people thought was really a half-dead Big Boss who was then thrown into the fire to be burned to death" kinda sucks.

deiga-the-semivaliant

It seems like every character in MGS is super fucking insane, but the effect is always kinda muted because there's always someone better.

Solidus was awesome, but Ocelot can stop killer bees WITH HIS GUNS.

Mushman

@Deiga, ah yes, THAT moment, equally as awesome as it is ridiculous, the problem was why the fuck where they not trying to sting him ALL at once, is'nt that how groups of bees usually attack thier targets, swarming them until they are dead? It seemed in the cutscene the bees were not trying to molest him, which happens in real life, and did'nt even to go round him, also Kojima rocks for that scene,IMO

deiga-the-semivaliant

The great thing about the scene was that I didn't realize how ridiculous it was until I let it sink in for a few minutes. At first I was totally like, "oh yeah Ocelot stopped killer bees with his guns, that's cool".

"...wait what?"

Ah, the power of MGS.

Xerosnake90

Solidus doesn't destroy Rays.... Neither was he ONTOP of the harrier, he was inside of it.

Wexx

Solidus sucks. Sorry. Raiden beat him.

but DO WANT MGS LEGO SETS!

Itchy

Xerosnake90: He actually did destroy RAYS. You must have not played MGS2.

Oh, and he was on top of the harrier right at the start.

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