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Woop Da Shoop

That is all.

Hi! I'm a pretty cool guy called Jama that reads blogs, plays games and doesn't afraid of anything!
I've got a nifty set-up at home that involved a 360 before I sold it. :(

Now it's just a PS3, a DS and a PSP. Portable gaming FTMFW!
Seriously though, portable gaming is a treat. It's sex, but on the roads. I love being able to whip out the old guy and playing with him until I get tired.

PSN: Kaizoku-ou. Means "Pirate King". Ninja's suck ass anyway.

*que Love Theme from MGS4

Gaming has changed. It's no longer about clans, teamwork or even the goal. It's an endless series of griefing, fought by failtards and trolls. Gaming, and it's now consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged "Call of Duty 4" soldiers carry ID tagged Gamertags, use PSN ID tagged gear. Hormones, after gaining an achievement, are released inside their bodies to enhance and regulate their abilities. Sony control. Microsoft control. Nintendo control. Consoles control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of 8-bit Mario's has become the age of control. All in the name of averting financial catastrophe from Ubisoft casual games. And he who controls the controller port 1, controls the first player. Gaming has changed. And when the battlefield is under total control, gaming, becomes routine.

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Following (5)

Christmas Banners, get them while they're hot! Itchy | 12:46 PM on 11.26.2007 7 comments

Well, christmas is closing in on us. No shit. And that's we need to decorate, to set the christmas mood. I know (read: hope) that Mr. Destructoid puts on a good show. But we can't be lazy here, I'm talking to you! The community! Get off yer asses and fire up those photoshops and gimps, and create a christmas banner! But don't use it yet! The banner you see up there is just for show, it's not the one I'll be flaunting in 3 weeks or so. December 16th, that's the day you're free to use your excellent new banner. Don't be afraid though, you're free not to participate. Except for the IRCartel guys, you guys need to put on a fucking good show. Also, use of Kratos may increase your chick-attraction skill(z). Attached photos: