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Hi! I'm a pretty cool guy called Jama that reads blogs, plays games and doesn't afraid of anything!
I've got a nifty set-up at home that involved a 360 before I sold it. :(

Now it's just a PS3, a DS and a PSP. Portable gaming FTMFW!
Seriously though, portable gaming is a treat. It's sex, but on the roads. I love being able to whip out the old guy and playing with him until I get tired.

PSN: Kaizoku-ou. Means "Pirate King". Ninja's suck ass anyway.

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Chintendo Vii Commercial
Itchy \| 2:09 PM on 12.04.2007	8 comments

Yes, what you have just witnessed (assuming you mindlessly clicked the play button) was amazing.

It was a commercial of the Chintendo Vii, the Wii rip-off. And by the looks of it, a pretty bad one at that. I also think I saw a Chinese professional golf-player recommend it. Wow. That's pretty big. You would think this is kinda illegal, or at least bad sportsmanship. Huh, get it, sportsmanship, hahaha.

Crackalacious. (Also, yes. This actually aired. In China.)

Also, cocks

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

BluDesign

This was front page yesterday.

Eschatos

I would sell my soul for one of them.

bl4km4th

Anybody else notice that the sensor bar on that is internal to the console? Why can't nintendo do that shit?

imbeta

I tried sending the link for yesterday's post to friends... but apparently it didn't work... now I'll send them yours. Woot.

And if it doesn't work... then it's all your fault.

king3vbo

I want one just for the utter shittyness it is

Bob Muir

Already front-paged.

SourGr8pes

It's probably a lot easier to get than the actual Wii, but there's nothing like buying a cheap knockoff to make your loved ones hate your guts.

n00bMeiSter

z0mg, that's going on the top of my xmas list.

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