I’m a simple man. I’ve been blessed with a lovely wife, 2 kids, and 2 wieners
My life and my current obligations prevent me from going to PAX anytime soon. So the possibility of having ol' Foghorn out and about would mean a lot to me.
If you have experienced any of the following after reading one of my comments, you owe it to yourself to adopt my avatar:
> Amusement
> Cachinnating
> Chortling
> Chuckling
> Giggling
> Guffawing
> Merriment and/or mirth
> Snickering
> Tittering
If you haven’t experienced those symptoms,
That not enough for you? GEEEEEEEEEEEZ FINE!
If you adopt my avatar, you'll be a literal walking cock. A cock at PAX would make you a gamecock and the gamecocks are the mascot of the University of South Carolina in Columbia where I live. You cannot deny that type of synergy*.
In addition, just think of all the fun you'll have speaking as such an iconic cartoon character.
Hope everyone who can attend has a great time and maybe someday I'll be able to make it out there myself.
*Thanks to Jesus H. Christ for making that connection for me