Fallout 3 contains the following things: decapitation, prostitution, extreme violence, dismemberment, radiation poisoning, broken legs, more swearing than an annual sailor convention, crickets

Fallout 3 does not contain the following things: killing children, and shooting birds from the skies.

However, let us imagine that there wasn't such a thing as the ESRB, and that killing children was possible. Now, not that I encourage that kind of behavior (sad that I have to make this disclaimer, but still, nowadays you can't be to sure), but that opens a lot of possibilities (but now I can only think of one :p).

mavd (mothers against vault dwellers)

What happens when you add gun toting moms to the fallout world? Right, over protective mothers who can't stand those newfangled and their new (old?) ways. Well, and if those vault dwellers start messing up their children with gattling laser cannons and fat mans, you can imagine what happens: they take up arms and start gunning for them. Like regulators or talons, but only nastier. And more vindictive. And with bigger guns. And lasers shooting out of their eyes. Add that to the serious karma drop and you have a serious deterrent for going around acting all "come sit on santa's lap *blam blam* just kidding, eat laser pistol fire you little prick".


So, that was officialy my first blog post. Next up: what the hell is it with those damn crickets in the wasteland? Don't they get killed by radiation?