THE FRIDAY FIGHT!



The lights are turned down low, the speakers thrum to the beating of drums, the scent of blood is in the air. Yes introducing the “Friday Fight” a new feature presented on my blog for your enjoyment. Every Friday I will introduce two unlikely foes to duke it out for the title of supremacy. As we all know there can only be one.

Now, I’m not referring to the typical debates such as “who would win in a fight Superman or Batman?” Because that’s pretty lame, everyone already knows Batman would win (don’t challenge me, kryptonite ring is a one two punch to the grave got it?) I’m talking about the kinds of fights perhaps you haven’t teased in your mind just yet.

This entry is here to whet your appetite, to tease your interest. Imagine who would win in a fight, Mad Max or Mighty Max? Perhaps they’ll fight in Thunderdome? How about a more corporate battle between happy meal toys like Hot Wheels vs. Barbie, a battle for the Golden Arches Glory. “Friday Fight” can only be describe as the looney, insane, pointless, entertaining, shining golden moment of happiness before you get off work and kick back with a beer.

I also like comments so if you think you have a better answer of how the fight would turn out let me know of course. There can only be one winner but more than one way to fight. If you want to comment please just remember to keep it clean. There isn’t any need for gross, or blatant vulgarity for the sake of just doing it.

Here’s how the entries will work as of now. There will be introductions to each opponent briefly going over key stats. Then a paragraph of how many rounds it would go on and who would best the other. Finally to wrap things up a “final blow,” think fatality “Mortal Kombat” style. Sort of like “Celebrity Death match” but a lot less clay and a lot more reading.

Another key feature is that each pair of opponents will share a common feature no matter how outlandish from a similar name to the color of their skin. So at least the match up will make a little sense.

So please come back and read on Friday afternoon to see the first two opponents duke it out to know who gets to keep the title.