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Hello fellas. I am a 24 year old Anthropologist who obviously loves to play video games as well as board games with great regularity. I pray to the great Robot-In-The-Sky for KOTOR 3, feel most at home when attending PAX, and secretly want to travel with The Doctor to far off galaxies. I live in Phoenix with Conrad Zimmerman, my fiance-in-a-box.

Currently I am:
Not playing video games nearly enough.
Working two jobs and cleaning up after the equivalent of two teenage sons.
Not in school anymore!
..Possibly applying for grad school..
and making tons of Munnys and Xbox360 faceplates while hanging out at tomopop.com!

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Following (11)
Aerox
Bob Muir
Colette Bennett
Conrad Zimmerman
CrocBox
Electro Lemon
GuitarAtomik
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Jesse Cortez
Macca
McSnow
Hi, I have a vagina.
ImpossiblePlant | 12:52 AM on 07.01.2008 72 comments


Hello Everyone! I am new here, clearly, and I'm looking forward to becoming an active member. I already know quite a bit about the site due to lurking around and hearing about the crazy happenings through Conrad Zimmerman who, incidentally, is my fiance.

For those of you on IRCartel who already know some of the story of the fabled proposal, this pic is for you:



For the rest of you, this should fill it in:



I'll give a more detailed account at a later date sometime.
As for my interest in Destructoid, I am obviously a fan of video games, as well as board games and other related topics of dork-dom such as Penny Arcade, Nerdcore (mostly Optimus Rhyme and MC Frontalot), Jonathan Coulton, Dr. Who and Torchwood and all things C'thulu.

I'm not a pro at gaming as there are some games that kick my butt and make me cry, mostly FPS's and all things horror-related. I'm also not a fan of sports games or racing games, aside from the original SSX and Burnout. That said, once I find a game I really enjoy I strive for perfection and generally become somewhat obsessed. Recent games I've played include Viva Pinata, Professor Layton and the Curious Village, Twilight Princess, Rock Band, Guitar Hero (I, II, and III), Mario Galaxy (with Conrad), and Knights of the Old Republic I and II (though I gave up on the second one due to that psycho old lady that won't shut up. Maybe I'll pick it up again sometime soon). Games I'm working on now are Lego Indiana Jones and Penny Arcade: On the Rainslick Precipice of Darkness Part 1 (second play-through).

Older games I've enjoyed that have a special place in my heart include the Tekken series, Soul Calibur, Final Fantasy (mostly IX through XII), Spyro, DDR, and all of the Pokemon games. I also greatly enjoy pen and paper RPG's and have played in the past a variety including Dungeons and Dragons and a few White Wolf games from World of Darkness (and more specifically Vampire). I used to work at a board game store here in Phoenix, and loved every minute of it.

I should also mention an odd game-related quirk of mine. While I don't have the balls to play many FPS's and such, I do however have the priviledge of having Conrad who does indeed play these games. Much like a movie, I make it a habit to watch him play these so that I know the storyline, how the game plays, and the strategy that goes with it. Games of which I have this sort of knowledge includes Bioshock, Halo 3, God of War, Portal and Team Fortress 2, and Resident Evil 4.

Finally, I am currently in school to eventually be an Anthropologist. I'm in my final year, and then possibly off to grad school, money willing. As such, I have a tendency to look at things through this anthro-lens if you will, including video games and internets interactions. I'm mostly interested in urban anthropology, and possibly digital ethnographies (of which there are apparently only a few) and hope to incorporate gaming into this observation if you'll permit me.

I also love, love, love, the board game Arkham Horror and all of its expansions. I do own a My Little C'thulu. And finally, I love to draw (as is apparent by my banner). So, Destructoid, I present this for your inspection as a token of my affection.



Moar to come. Cheers!



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The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:56
The Bez
Will you sex me up?
I'm desperate........
Conrad never responded to me asking him wheteher he could be on my table.... naked..... in bondage....
:(
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:57
bunnyrabbit2
Bez, where you are going wrong is in asking. I just took the sex from conrad
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:58
bunnyrabbit2
Also, Conrad is a lucky guy to have someone like you
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:00
Electro Lemon
Wha- you drew that? Fucking nice!


DAMMIT CONRAD, TAKING ALL THE GOOD WOMENS
Also, title made me lol.

welcome!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:01
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Hello ImpossiblePlant! Welcome to the family. You're going to fit in just fine :)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Wow, I just noticed your title. Fucking L O L!
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:03
braulio09
Welcome, Mrs. Zimmerman.

Also, Conrad cheats on you with GTA IV. I've seen pics. :)
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:04
kaciesaurus
hello
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:05
Bob Muir
Yay for Conrad bringing in people who win!
ImpossiblePlant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:05
ImpossiblePlant
@Braulio09: Can you believe it- I took that picture, too!

You guys are just a bunch of sweeties. The truth comes out!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:05
Electro Lemon
Vault Girl & Destructoid in your banner and cthulhu in your avatar- greatest.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:06
Electro Lemon
Wha- what the hell? I laughed out loud when I read Kacie's comment. What the hell?
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:09
madninja
That picture is kick-ass and good intro. You should invade Conrad's Failcast thing. Make shit epic.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:11
bunnyrabbit2
Have a look at the banner some more. There are loads of hidden things in the heiroglyphs. Loads of amazing hidden things
pumpy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:13
pumpy
I just joined too!!
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:15
manta
Very nice intro. And the title of this post is silly. Well done.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:15
kaciesaurus
@cobra

the internet has fried your brain.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:18
Electro Lemon
Probably.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:23
Dynamic Sheep
Having one of these:



always helps to curb abuse. But this blog is made of win, and I feel that the box is kind of going to be an after thought.

Welcome to Destructoid... I'd post some boob gifs, but yeah...
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:24
Justice
Welcome IP!
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:25
cjpkiller
welcome
also ctz pays particular attention to destructoids female cast...
be careful, not to mention he has a mailbox head.

also also
irc is not the place to be, its all about the vent.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:25
nebones
welcome
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:29
MechaMonkey
Oh my heavens...

This is probably the most successful intro post I've ever seen, and with good reason. Welcome to our little family. Unfortunately, due to your association with Conrad, expect no mercy should you venture into IRC.

Is there some way we can get a wallpaper version of that Mr. Destructoid illustration? It's wonderful.

Also, I'm happy to hear about your genital situation. I'm sure Conrad is pleased as well.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:32
king3vbo
Awesome drawring
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:38
topgeargorilla
You are adorable and should make Conrad a very happy man!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:38
Y0j1mb0
Congrats on the proposal, fantastic drawings, and exceptional introduction. Fess up, you are the one writing Conrad's blogs, right?
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:42
13thDragon
Welcome to the 'Toid, epic blog title.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:46
Wedge
Ha ha ha, I was in IRC when he gave you that box. That was so epic.

This be approved upon by all.
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:51
bmdubya
Am I the only one that clicked on this blog because it had vagina in the title? Also, welcome to Dtoid. You will like it around here. Also, cocks.
SH0RYUK3N's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:58
SH0RYUK3N
All I seen was vagina and I was in...uh...the post of course. Welcome!
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:06
RJG
Looking forward to being an active member? I'm more of a passive member, myself, but I post when I'm angry or inspired enough. :P
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:09
Maurice Tan
Welcome to the family!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:14
MrSadistic
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:18
madninja
@CJ

It is all about Vent because I went into IRC and got bored out of my mind. Even though the guys there are awesome.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:26
Skribble
I came to make fun of sexless nerds fawning over a vagina on the internet

but now I see the vagina belongs to conrad

hello vagina! I hope to read more of your well written blogs in the few-chaaaaaaaaa

(seriously though, hi and welcome)
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:46
Samit Sarkar
Holy hell, the hieroglyphics in your blog header are amazing, and that Mr. Destructoid piece also rocks! You'll fit in nicely here.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 03:06
glipe
Jeezus! Some good artwork in here. And some of it in words! Nice stuff, congrats and also welcome.
Weegee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 03:49
Weegee
Hey, Welcome.

We have the same musical tastes.

LETS BE FRIENDS.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 03:52
MATTFOO
dope arts
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 03:53
Red TheHaze Veron
Your title misled me to be believe that you may be i possesion of a fleshlight.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 03:54
Rifter01
Hi.. You like D&D and hardcore video games? For serious? Conrad is one of the luckyest guys ever! Welcome!!!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 04:50
tazarthayoot
HAI I LIKE VIDJA GAMES WOULD U LIKE TO PLAY SUM W/ME!??!?!?!?!?!?!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 06:17
wardrox
I wan't a dick in a box. If only we could all be so lucky.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 06:26
Elitechief27
Welcome to Destructoid. now keep your arms and fees inside your browser and enjoy the ride
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 06:38
Kryptinite
That drawing is amazing. I like it a lot.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 06:42
A Humble Mr Perfect
hello vagina.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 07:34
Crunshii
4ME2POOPON!!!!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 07:58
GuitarAtomik
Excellent art. Welcome to Dtoid.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 08:03
BigPopaGamer
You come before us with a very descriptive intro blog, connections to one of our great members, Conrad, and you offer us a great piece of art immortalizing our robot lord.

You madame, are most definately welcome.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 08:21
Kayka
Best title ever. Welcome =)
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