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Having only played a few hours of FF12, seeing the ending to FF6, and watching the amazing cut
scene featuring Cid in ff7 that influenced me to write this. I can say without a doubt FF7's Cid
is hella cool. So hella cool, he is so mega ultra super saiyin hella cool. He is most defiantly the
hella coolest out of every ff character. They all pale in comparison to this man. And I'm about to
tell you why.




1. He influences many games to this day.

Every good game we have come to love has been influenced by Cid. Valve clearly adores him,
because tf2 was strongly influenced by Cid's amazing personality.


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As well borderlands has a character which subtly is undoubtly Cid. I'm speaking of course
about T.K. Baha. They both have the same accent and are hella cool.




Hell, you can clearly see Cid and Barret influenced Gears of War.


Just look at those guys, they are clearly paying homage to our beloved Cid.

2. Every other ff character is a pu**y or black.




Don't you dare even say Cecil or Cloud even comes close to being as hella cool as Cid. This
Guy can kick their stupid pu**y asses so hard, they won't have an ounce of angst or mellow drama
left. As well it's an insult that Square put these other Cids into the other ff games. These
other Cids are such an insult to ff7's Cid. I would spit on everyone of their pu**y faces, and then
my man Cid would curb stomp their asses.

(also Barret and that black guy from ff13 are pretty cool.)

3. He knows how to control his woman.

This is a man's man. He doesn't let his woman back talk. Hell I'm suprised he lets her talk at all.
I feel my word's can't describe this properly, so If I could find the video I would embed. But take my word, it's amazing.

4. He was in Contra 3.



Cid is so f***ing hella cool he was in Contra 3, the most balls hard man's game for men who are
misogynists. It's clearly him in that game. Blonde hair. Hella cool. Fighting for his aryan nation.
Not letting some "alien" marines or bugs or EVEN F***ING GAINT ROBOTS stand in his way.


Oh did I mention, THE F***ING HUGE GAINT ROBOTS!

This was before he was even in pu**y ff7. I'm so angry that he ended up in such a pu**y
weeaboo game like ff7, and as a result ended up getting his image completely trashed by that awful
Advent Children mewvie.

That doesn't even look like the man that Cid is!That's weak Square. You don't need to hate on Cid because he's so much more hella cool than you.

5. He hangs out with a black who has a chaingun for a hand!



What more is there to say. He hangs out with Barrett, a guy with a chain gun for a hand WHO IS ALSO BLACK! I suppose I should explain why Cloud, who spends more time with Barrett, is still not hella cool. This is because Cloud is so much of a pu**y f****twho cares.


Also Cid smokes, which is extremly hella cool.
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