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ICUP avatar 12:38 AM on 06.21.2013  (server time)
God made our asses with a pizza cutter

Its true! I saw him fuckin' do it!

Some of you want "indisputable proof" well here it is; run a DULL pizza cutter down your ass crack. The sensation should be oddly familiar and you now should have two asses! Now imagine what Gods diamond bladed pizza cutter could do to your soft ass flesh if he was as careless as you just were. And to the others, this is the hottest fuckin' spam level garbage you could ever hope to fucking fap to. Refer to earlier blog responses to understand why I rage.

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