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I play games, games that world seems to have moved on from, i.e. Arena FPS. I am also old, having walked this earth for 28 years I know next to nothing about everything. I am also a veteran having served my nation for 8 years and breaking both my arms in the process. In general I am pretty easy going and despite my initial statement I play virtually everything but FPS's are really my forte'. Outside of gaming I like spending time with my wife and kid, mtn/road biking (hit me up if you're in the western ny area) and tinkering with my pc and fleet of bikes. Fighting with strangers on the internet is also a thing I do.
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Its true! I saw him fuckin' do it!

Some of you want "indisputable proof" well here it is; run a DULL pizza cutter down your ass crack. The sensation should be oddly familiar and you now should have two asses! Now imagine what Gods diamond bladed pizza cutter could do to your soft ass flesh if he was as careless as you just were. And to the others, this is the hottest fuckin' spam level garbage you could ever hope to fucking fap to. Refer to earlier blog responses to understand why I rage.



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