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12:58 PM on 11.11.2015

Re: I hear that Fallout 4 doesn't return us to the glory days of targeting people in the crotch and eyes. For shame, Bethesda, for shame.

I fondly remember punching cave rats in the balls shortly after emering from the vault..   read

12:51 PM on 07.20.2014

Forked Tongues Are Best for Head

*Letter from the editor: This was originally supposed to go up in Oct. of last year. However, due to the person this blog is sort of targeting, going through a difficult time I decided to hold off. Not everything said within ...   read

12:38 AM on 06.21.2013

God made our asses with a pizza cutter

Its true! I saw him fuckin' do it! Some of you want "indisputable proof" well here it is; run a DULL pizza cutter down your ass crack. The sensation should be oddly familiar and you now should have two asses! Now imagine wha...   read

12:58 AM on 06.08.2013

twistin' my testes in a tenacious egg beater

Yea, I STILL do that.   read

1:32 AM on 05.26.2013

i like slurpin' shit offa floorz

[font='Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Oh hey I'm new here wuz up I've been reading the site for 99 years and this is my first blog! I like tacos! Nice to meet everyone!!! [/font]   read

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