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HALO is complete and utter bullshit
I Exist Better When I Exist Virtually | 10:24 AM on 04.28.2008 57 comments


If i were to go back in time, i would tell my ten year old self not to get to excited over
better graphics. Do you know why i would do this. Well because this generation of consoles seems to only have one thing to offer first person shooters and the frequently bad third person ones. The 360 is the prime example, I bet one in three games that comes out for that system is a first person shooter thats mediocre and has nothing new to offer. Honestly I feel as if back in the days of eight bit consoles creativity was necessary to sell a good game, nowadays, the graphics is the selling point. I don't care what people say halo 3 was terrible it brought nothing new, nothing refreshing to the first person shooter game.

HALO 3 is mediocore overhyped shit. thats all it is.........SHIT

If Halo 3 were fighting portal, it would be as if a kid with crutches were racing an olympic track star.

BITCHES HERE ME OUT.


HALO 3 was terrible.



For god sake, you and your fanboyism can go to hell with the rest of the occults. You have no defense to my argument. You are simply retarded if you are still playing halo 3 or in a coma. Whoever is still pushing buttons and attempting to melee the ridiclously ugly covenant alien in front of you, go BUY CALL OF DUTY 4 or better yet just kill yourself.


Now i am not trying to say your a retard for playing halo 3 I am just saying you have a worthless existence if you pride yourself in playing such a shitty game.

Don't even get me started on grand theft auto games.



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 10:51
blehman
That's nice. tl;dr.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 10:55
Silverback 55
You're a sad little man aren't you?
Soulhammer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 10:59
Soulhammer
Someone got sniped in Halo 3 MP...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:04
blehman
OH, and your title isn't censored, so BUH-BYE ASSHAT.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:04
Rucksack
You do realize that no one is forcing you to play this game?
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:08
razerangel
My eyes, they have been opened to your font of wisdom...wait your an r-tard.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:12
BlackSheep
If i were to go back in time, i would tell my ten year old self

so... ur 13?

does your mommy know you use such harsh language, and curse in headers and get banhammered?
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:12
glipe
You had me at "HERE ME OUT".

Go away.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:13
blehman
LOL.....technically, it's HEAR. Not here. You fail life.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:15
Anus Mcphanus
"you and your fanboyism can go to hell with the rest of the occults"

hypocrite much? please go and take your own advice and think happy thoughts
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:15
Mr Wilson
There should be a test you have to pass to become a Dtoider.
v0odka's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:15
v0odka
you should learn more about punctuation.

also, not to be a childish dumbass.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:16
B-Radicate
Saying it's shit and overhyped isn't an argument one can rationally debate. You know that, right?

If you read Jim's Ten Golden Rules of Videogame Fanboyism article and intended this to be a joke, I'd laugh with you.

I don't think that's the case, though, so now I'm laughing at you.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:17
GuitarAtomik
woooOOOOoooooww.

First person shooters are the new platformers so I suggest you get the fuck over it. Some are going to be awesome and some aren't. If all you can find on 360 (or PS3) is shooters than you're not looking hard enough or don't want to.
Nicholie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:20
Nicholie
Don't feed the trolls. Lulz, you were on the bad end of a killing spree.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:29
NotAZombie
Friends:

No friends, Laym.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:32
A Humble Mr Perfect
Sir, I took the liberty of editing your post, and I find 29 grammatical and spelling errors.

I'm judging you only because you do not judge yourself.

Feel shame, for you are better than this. Try harder next time. For yourself.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:32
A Humble Mr Perfect
What would your parents think of this?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:33
MechaMonkey
According to you, I've been in a coma for months and never realized. I hope my insurance covers whatever medical expenses I'm incurring while unconscious.

HOW AM I TYPING THIS?!?!?!

Also, remember that time we moved on in life and talked about games that everyone wasn't already done discussing?
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:34
JACK of No Trades
Wow, what a little bitch. Dude, I was playing games before you were even born. You should be fucking glad to have the number of great games that are out today.
LambChops's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:40
LambChops
I personally think his post was incredibly thought provoking and enlightening.
Think about it...what if we all are in comas? This little boy might just be onto something!
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:42
weedgan
@Jack

I agree, comfuckinpletley.

Kids today have all these awesome games to play,

Back in the early 90's, fuckin A, there was no XBL, no PSN, NO FUCKIN INTERNET, and get this THE CONTROLLERS HAD FUCKING WIRES!!!!

Unless this kid can get all the way to the end of the jungle in contra, HE AINT SHIT!!!

And trust me, kids these day blow ASS at contra.

AND GET A DAMN AVATAR!

YIEEEEEEEEEE!
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:45
Yashoki
So I just woke up and I ate some waffles. They were fucking delicious. This blog is now about breakfast!

weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:46
weedgan
Welcome to Destructoid, we leave the light on for ya.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:46
JACK of No Trades
weedgan

Damn Straight! We are getting to old lol. It funny because, sometimes, when im playing a great game, I look back and say "I wish I had this when I was younger and had more time" and "Kids today are spoiled with great games".
lowercaseluke's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:48
lowercaseluke
troll?
lollercoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:51
lollercoaster
"If i were to go back in time, i would tell my ten year old self not to get to excited over
better graphics."
Wrong. Luckily I'm here to proofread, and I think you would be better off saying the following:
"If I were to go back in time, I would shoot my ten year old self as not to make shitty blogs."
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:53
Knivy
@Yashoki
Homemade waffles or eggo waffles?
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:54
njsykora
Bananas do not go with waffles. Maple syrup and melted chocolate go with waffles.

Here's my advice to you. Make a u-turn at the next available junction, drive back to the turning you made to get here and follow the road marked 'Joystiq'. I think it'll be helpful, for both of us.
Garbz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:57
Garbz
.....

No.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 11:59
vexed alex


SWEDISH PANCAKES > ALL MOTHERFUCKING WAFFLES
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:00
FreedomToast
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:08
-PL-
Did Halo 3 murder your family?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:08
tazarthayoot
You obviously know how to make friends and influence people.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:18
king3vbo
I hate Halo as well. But seriously, its just a game. You dont like it, dont play it
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:37
Gangles
"You are simply retarded if you are still playing halo 3"

and now for something completely different

"Now i am not trying to say your a retard for playing halo 3"
Scientist tz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:48
Scientist tz
I decided Halo 3 was retarded the first time I put 2/3rds of a clip into someone while they ran up to me and killed me with a rifle butt to the face.

To the face of my power-armored super soldier.

You know, the armor that will stop many bullets but (apparently) not a bash to the head.

CoD4 ftw.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:50
Rucksack
@Vexed Alex

Aren't those crepes?
david morgar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 12:57
david morgar
Ok, so I agree that Halo 3 sucked... [sarcasm] But on the other hand, how the fuck can you not agree on such a solid argument as the one he presented. [/sarcasm]

Bitch!!!
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 13:24
PetiePal
Your parents let you play Halo at 10? ooooo
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 13:27
bmdubya
@ vexed alex
Totally agree. Swedish pancakes are the shit. I used to eat those things all the time. You can have like 20 of them and not get full.

But back on topic. While I do agree that Halo sucks, you have to give better reasons than people being in a coma or something. And why can't get you started on GTA? I wanna hear what you have to say about that.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 13:34
kalidanthepalidan
hehe...this is funny. Also, swedish ftw. I like mine with jam. nom nom nom.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 13:48
kepler
I'm in a coma?

Are we part of a collective consciousness?

He's a very clever little boy for knowing all about the existence of our known universe.

In fact he's SO smart, he manages to boil it all down to the existance of Halo 3.

I'll never view my life in the same way ever again.

Thankyou small child for enlightening us on existentialism on a level only Nietzsche had previously achieved.

You might want to wiki some of those words...

OR, In short, I don't approve of what this blog says.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 14:05
Chocobo Knight
I'm sorry your mom doesn't have time to pick up GTA IV for you tomorrow. :(
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 14:37
vexed alex
Friends:

No friends. Laym.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 14:56
dephect
C C C C C C C COMBO BREAKER!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 14:58
Kyousuke Nanbu
OMG someone saying Halo is overhyped shit.

Its not like we haven't heard this already, nope, not at all, you my friend are the cutting edge of news.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 15:04
Def JM
I would have to say that Red Ninja was actually shit.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 15:07
liam2015
Belgian waffles are goddamn delicious. Just smother them in syrup OMG!

Actually, GTFO, AND LEARN YOURSELF SOME GODDAMN ENGLISH YOU WHINY LITTLE BITCH
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 15:18
adultswim810
dude put peanut butter and syrup on waffles JESUS CHRIST delicious...
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