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1:32 PM on 07.27.2015

It's never too late to get your cherry con popped.

Comic-Con security be like... In case you haven't heard from some of the comments I made in the FP or Outer Heaven, I'll go ahead and fill you in on it now: I WENT TO MY FIRST COMIC-CON! And holy shit was Space City Comic-Con...   read

5:12 PM on 05.20.2015

I ain't dead yet! HLBC update + AMA!

Sweet Ghandi's tits it's been a while since my last blog; let alone since I was regularly commenting on the site. The thing is, since the beginning of January my life started to get pretty damn busy. Life can just smack...   read

12:24 AM on 12.13.2014

A Memoir for my Hall of Fame Team

Dawwwwwwww! This is old news, but I recently beat Omega Ruby two weeks ago. The game itself was pretty amazing and met almost all of my expectations, but that's a blog for another time. What I'm writing today is a fictitious ...   read

1:28 AM on 10.09.2014

A Tribute To Hip-Hop

Nope, this ain't about Danquan. Oh yes, it's finally here. Occams, Gaj, S_Dae, ask and you shall recieve. As for everyone else, sit back, relax, and let Professor HLBC educate you about the ebbs and flows of this wonderful ar...   read

11:41 AM on 09.19.2014

Storytime with Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon! (NVGR)

[No pic/gif intro this time, my friends. I'm back with another blog, but I'm going to do something different. I'm going to give you guys a nice short story to read! After reading Brittany Vincent's lovely prose, I was mo...   read

11:30 PM on 06.16.2014

Hindsight Is Always 20/20: Pokemon Gen VI & Gen III

The look says it all.   I'll cut straight to the chase and say it: Pokemon X/Y is more shallow than a 16 year old girl's self-esteem. Now some of you may have gasped at that sentence while arguing, "How the hell is it sh...   read

1:44 AM on 04.17.2013

Sewaddle? Bitch Please! Gliscor is CLEARLY the best Pokemon ever!

Fucking BADASS What? Were you expecting a .GIF up there like you always do when you read my blogs? Tough titties, chief. I'm breaking my tradition of .GIF intros this time. Why? Cause Gliscor don't need no fancy ass .GIF for...   read

8:00 PM on 04.14.2013

Shortblog on Violence: Just shut up and buy the damn game or not.

I've hit my Limit Break with this shit.   Well, if you haven't seen the comment I made on Andy's blogger's response call, allow me to refresh your memory: "I'll be honest: I am sick to DEATH of this topic. For the most ...   read

1:15 PM on 04.01.2013

I just ate an entire MET-Rx Big100 Colossal Protein Bar


9:30 AM on 03.16.2013

An Endless Sea of Stars

Remember this?   Mystical. It is the only word I can use to describe the euphoria I felt on Saturday March 2, 2013 at 6:29 p.m. CST. Why? Because at that specific moment in time, I finally beat Final Fantasy VII . . . ...   read

12:04 AM on 02.05.2013

The Legend of Zohar002

Admit it, you thought the title said Zelda! HA!   Jokes aside though, it's time that I get a bit more serious this time around. I'm here to share a small tale of mine; for the hopes that one day, this legendary enigma w...   read

12:28 PM on 01.27.2013

Call me Mentos, cause this blog's a freshmaker! (First blog)

Ahh...yes! Can you feel the minty freshness of something NEW for once? I hope so, cause I'm going to knock your balls out of the park! "Ka-kiiing! He who conquers the left side conquers the world, chief."   This blog is...   read

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