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I Want to Punch Konami in the Face
HydroTonix | 4:57 PM on 06.24.2010 15 comments


FOR FUCK SAKES MOTHER FUCKER! Konami you dirty bastard cock sucking knob gobbler.

I'm so mad at this stupid ass developer right now. do you want to know why? HUH?! DO YOU!?

Okay, here is the story. I just finished Peace Walker. I thoroughly enjoyed it. (Except for the part where I pretty much had to grind for a whole day to get the C4 so I could blast through a stupid ass wall.) So I decided I would try out Metal Gear Online. I looked forward to it all day. I fired up old garison's PS3 and slapped in the Guns of the Patriots blu ray. After excitedly pressing the "Metal Gear Online" option from the main menu, it told me I had to update. So I said, "All right, whatever, updates are minor on my 360, at the most they take 5 to 10 minutes."

I press the download button and sit and watch the t.v. excitedly for 4 hours while it updates. Right when it is finished garison gets home and plays three hours of Final Fantasy Thirteen. By the time he is done and off to work I am antsy and pissed off because I just wanna kill some Big Bosses.

It then makes me invent some stupid ass "Konami id". Whatever the FUCK that is. So I go along with it as fast as I can and go on the computer, answer my gmail, follow the link, do the shit about passwords and shit, and whatever. I'm done.

OK, let's play. This is going to be dope. I was let down when peace walker did not have online play, (Only co-op) so I wanted to check it out asap mode. I hit Play game and it tells me that I cant play. There was already one konami id mgso id thingy i dont know what its called made on my ps3 and I cant play because it only allows one konami id on one ps3.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. And it tries to sell me another "Player Slot" for 6.99. Fuck that shit i dont have any money or a credit card. I already spent all my money on your stupid ass non-online game peace walker(unworthy of capital letters to me now).

Fuck you konami.

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Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 18:16
Avalon
Keep in mind this game came out two years ago. They realise that shit was stupid now. And you're not missing much, MGO has pretty much gone to shit these days.

Also lol you had to grind to get C4? Hadn't your R&D team already developed it before then?
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 18:31
Elsa
yeah, the whole "konami ID" thing and restrictions were NOT popular. :(
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 18:36
LawofThermalDynamics
Wow...u mad?
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 18:47
The Silent Protagonist
Um... You could blow up that wall in Peace Walker with the lowest rank and lowest skilled C4 in one shot. There was no grinding for that. Clear out enough soldiers, set the C4 on/near the wall, blow up C4 and then you move on to approach the Crater Base.

I don't see how anyone could screw that up.
Ok Abacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 19:43
Ok Abacus
The answer to your first question is no, I do not. Skipped the rest.
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 19:56
TriplZer0
Sorry to hear that bro.
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2010 20:51
HydroTonix
I just never got around to playing the mgs games before now. So it just made me feel kinda like shot in teh face for some reason.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 07:22
Aurain
Are you fucking stupid?
You're complaining about a fucking PSP game not having proper online play?

1. It's a PSP.
2. AdHoc Party.
3. Only talk when you have something worth saying.

MGO is shit anyway.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 07:22
Aurain
Are you fucking stupid?
You're complaining about a fucking PSP game not having proper online play?

1. It's a PSP.
2. AdHoc Party.
3. Only talk when you have something worth saying.

MGO is shit anyway.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 08:28
Ganjookie
Mow a lawn to get some cash...
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 08:40
Sexualchocolate
I never really saw the problem with the Konami ID thingy, I signed up for the MGO beta (I think) and although the sign up page was seriously overloaded when they opened it, i had little to no problems, loved the Beta, bought the game, played a fucktonne of it.

Eventually I got sick of having the 5GB install on my PS3, so I removed and traded in, hoping for the often mentioned MGO stand alone disc release.



Which never came.

Even right now, i would go and buy the MGO disc and play the fuck out of that awesome game.

Why did you watch it for 4 hours? Start it, flick the channel to the TV, or go outside, or make dinner, fap one off, whatever, just don't sit and watch it.

Face, meet palm, you know the rest.

my main gripe about MGO was the lack of the stand alone disc, that I hoped wouldn't require the massive install of the MGS4 part of the game.
PvPPY's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 15:00
PvPPY
Dude install AdHoc Party and start playing Peace Walker online. You're missing out on so much, you don't even know. Peace Walker's co-op is awesome and the versus is everything you know and love, though it's balls that AdHoc Party will only set up a 4-player room when the VS mode goes up to 6.

That said, MGO nanomachine skills were the shit and I miss 'em. Nothing beat having a guy with Danger Sense walk in to a room and light up everyone who so much as looked at him for the rest of us to snipe through windows etc.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2010 13:59
Takeshi
Retard.
Dreamscape's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2010 10:28
Dreamscape
While I agree Konami's "drm" sucks

Metal Gear isn't about online play. Go back and play the originals, they are the best in the series. 4 is kinda meh anyway.
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