A couple of days ago I was in my local electronics store looking for an AC adapter for my car. A policeman walks in with his partner. I notice he is buying some PS3 games, some NBA shit, a headset, that kinda stuff. As he is at the counter I can't help but overhear him talking with the cashier. They were talking about games. The conversation went something like this:
Cashier: Oh, PS3 fanboy are we?
Cop: No no no, these are for my son.
Cashier: Oh, I see. I have a PS3, but it's more of a media center I would say.
Cop: Oh, I wouldn't know, I don't play consoles, I'm a WoW kinda guy?
Cashier: No shit?! What server you play on?
Cop:*Says some servername that I don't remember on account of I don't play WoW*
Cashier: NO WAY! I play on the same server!
Cop: Well, aint that the wierdest thing. Whats your character?
They then proceed to exchange levels, classes, and screen names. I just thought it was interesting to see a person you would never expect to say those kinds about such a, well, nerdy subject. And this was'nt no "Pig" either. He wasn't fat or old.
Witnessing this really made my day.
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Douche. Bag. Cashier.
Have you ever met a cashier that isn't a douche though?
Fuck that Cashier though, you shouldn't criticize someone for their purchase if you're trying to get them to buy stuff.
But that cashier was certainly a dick. Cashiers are always dicks.
Back when I used to play WoW, I used to buy gamecards from a store called ePlay, a UK only store with about 7 in the country (closed down now). Both cashiers who worked there played WoW, and every two months I'd come back to buy another one, they'd say the same thing about The Burning Crusade expansion.
Cashier: WoW fan aye? You heard about the expansion, you can have flying mounts in it!
Me: Yep, I read about it.
Every fucking 2 months, the same bastard would talk about flying mounts. I think the store closed down after the expansion came out so I started buying my gamecards at GAME where I didn't get the same old bullshit. That guy was nice and friendly, but he sure did love the concept of fucking flying mounts.
11 million is the figure that popped into my head at first but I didn't want to drag down my hope for humanity to even greater depths so I went for a number that I thought was more reasonable. I haven't been keeping up with the numbers since I quit WoW.
I kid.
People actually speak like this? in real life?
I wish a gamestop employee would saying something like that to me.... OH HOW I WISH! I would raise so much hell in that store that mother fucker would be fired by the end of the day!