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But I don't have shit to say so... SPARKLES
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ATTENTION INTERNETS: THERE'S A NEW ASCII PENIS IN TOWN
Daniel Husky Lingen | 12:25 AM on 02.29.2008 45 comments


While chatting with the guys down in IRCartel, I came upon a new discovery that will forever revolutionize the way you express the tightness in your pants via text. I will dispense this knowledge, now

<3=================8

Although it may be backwards, you'll have to get used to that. This new penis expresses not only love, but a desire to bend one over, and firmly stick it in. Although sending one another a heart or a penis may be fun, it's important to embrace this new lovable penis

Users agree, this new penis will revolutionize the way we speak, and you should embrace it too! I first brought you butsecks and now I bring you......

<3=================8

Check out what IRC users are saying!

22:28… ConradZimmerman: That's a revelation!
22:29… ConradZimmerman: ASCII penises around the world will never be drawn the same again!
22:29… +CharlieLovesChunLi: you have created love on another level
22:29… @Necros: my god
22:29… @Necros: it's beautiful
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: ... i want it in me.
22:30… ConradZimmerman: It *is* in me.
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 1. print
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 2. fold
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 3. insert
22:30… +CharlieLovesChunLi: 4. enjoy!



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37 comments | showing # 1 to 37
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charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:33
charliesuh
Win. Put it in me, NOW!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:33
Bob Muir
I'd tap that.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:34
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Drunkass.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:34
Knivy
I was there! But I couldn't express what I felt in words, so I just passed out.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:35
Daniel Husky Lingen
It's an internet revolution so amazing, not even your IRC windows can support it!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:37
Topher Cantler
There's a van on your sidewalk.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:37
HarassmentPanda
Wow, first I see it in IRC, then my email, now on the cblogs... it's already a phenomenon.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:38
Daniel Husky Lingen
I really


REALLY

want to submit it to digg
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:39
Riser Glen
What the fuck is a "IRC"?
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:41
angusm
I lol'd
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:41
BahamutZero
I

3<

IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:43
Daniel Husky Lingen
the big man shook his finger

no digg
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:47
Darren Nakamura
<3===8

Let's be realistic, now.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:49
Daniel Husky Lingen
hey!

let's YOU be realistic

Don't lie Dex, I've seen you naked
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:49
Coonskin05
5 lovepenises out of 5.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:53
Dynamic Sheep
<3=========8 doesn't really express my, and isn't relevant to my interests... I'll stick with good old 8=========D as my prick is more 'D' like and less pointy than that other penis.

Remember, this is what you get when you start getting all "revolutionary" with penises... way too much personal information.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:54
Dynamic Sheep
boy, I really over-estimated those size tags... hehe

Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:54
Daniel Husky Lingen
You know Dynamic I see your 8=======D and have two words for you



COME AAAAAAAAAAAN
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:59
Riser Glen
That penis is old and busted.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:01
Conrad Zimmerman
I'm so proud to have been a part of this moment in history.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:12
Dynamic Sheep
That's it Husky, you've convinced me! I love <3=========8! Boy, that could be taken way out of context... :\ Oh well, I've heard that the internet is full of classy, upstanding young lads who would never do anything like make a penis/gay joke.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:32
Samit Sarkar
So...buttsecks?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:39
Topher Cantler
<3::::::::::::::8

Superior.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:41
Coonskin05
Topher, I think you need to get those black dots on your penis checked out...
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:57
bottled dark
<3========8
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 02:02
Pangloss
Let us move boldly forward into this bright new era for ASCII penises. Our chats will be better for the new twin messages of giving and making love, as well as the (perhaps unintentional?) homosexual undertones.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 02:10
Daniel Husky Lingen
PRAISE THE LOVE PENIS
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 02:14
Pangloss
I DID ALREADY, NO NEED TO SHOUT

8=======D < <3======8
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 02:58
Wedge
SWORDFIGHT!
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 04:16
Jesse Cortez
wow...special.

I love how the internet, which is a wonderful resource for inquiring minds, which can great hundreds of years of knowledge at the press of a button, also gives rise to <3=====8.

Makes me wonder...maybe instead of the Gutenburg bible, the first manuscript printed in volume was a collection of text penises. <.<
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 04:37
KamikazeTutor
This blog as reached new never before seen levels of gay. ^_^
SanityMask's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 05:32
SanityMask
It looks like an arrow because of the pointy end
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 06:29
wardrox
IRC is good for penis.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 06:34
tazarthayoot
The world = never be the same.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 08:41
king3vbo
So basically IRC is penisland?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 08:45
Snaileb
Lurker!
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 09:18
Daniel Husky Lingen
Yeah. It's pretty much still a good idea, even now that I've sobered up.

I've decided to call this revolution the Penis Wars, it's sort of like the Console Wars or the Format Wars, except we already know which one will win.
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