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Hey Dtoiders! Every week, I host a half-serious fashion show. First I rank the Top 10 outfits from your favorite franchises. Then I make fun of them. This week, I give my attention to the 10 coolest costumes from the Tomb Raider series.                                                                                                                               

Running from the law? Well we have the perfect apparel for you! Avoid unwanted attention in this two-sizes-too-small belly shirt. The rest is denim, baby.                                                                                                                                                      

Our South Pacific line will leave you wanting more... Literally... you're not getting much with this outfit. (Your braid will probably have more surface area than your shirt, just like Lara!)                                                                                                                

Our latest design is the perfect selection for your next home invasion. 12-gauge not included.                                                                                                              

Here at Croft Designs, we love asymmetry. That's why we threw in a random tourniquet on the pants leg. Asymmetry, people! Holey jeans are so yesterday. Tourniquets? Hip.                                                                                                                                            

We love parties. Don't you? In this chic tog, you'll look killer at the next Red Wedding. Just be on the lookout for metal detectors. And Walder Frey.                                                                                                                                                                   

Can't find that perfect Halloween outfit? Look no further. This costume is a double-whammy. You can be Catwoman OR Rubber Man! All you need for either is a whip. (Not included.)                                                                                            

Are you a murdering sociopath? Stand out from the crowd with the Guerilla outfit, the latest in our line of Yamatai Designs. It looks bulletproof, but no guarantees here!                                                                                                                                        

Bring sexy back in this modernized style of the Classic Croft design. But for the love of all things good, if you are shipwrecked on an island, and you're tearing through the bad guys like flies, just pick a jacket off a corpse. You're a Tomb Raider. You shouldn't mind ratty, dead things.                                                                                                

Our latest in the Croft Swim Line is the Sola Wetsuit. The bright, shiny buckle is sure to attract any underwater predators in your vicinity. Happy Hunger Games.                                                                                                                                                

When it comes to tomb raiding, no outfit quite compares to our Classic Croft design. This outfit is as practical to the trade as bringing a whip. (Except that it isn't.)                                                                                                                                                 

What Assassin's Creed costumes are your favorite? What series would you like me to rank next? Let me know in the Comments below!

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