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Promiscuous Pew gets 'toids STD's
Hollie Bennett \| 5:44 PM on 01.03.2009	16 comments

Promiscuous Pew
Wherever you are
Kings all alone
And it's you that he wants
Promiscuous Pew
You already know
That he's all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous Pew
You're teasing Coon
You know what they want
And you got what they need
Promiscuous Pew
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
You ready?

Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Reaprar is dead
But Necros is still kinda cute

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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

Maurice Tan

You can have Necros, Coonskin is mine! No can has!

Kryptinite

LOL..what in hell

Bob Muir

I like where this is going.

JohnnyViral

Those pics are priceless, the poem was great.. but your taste in men is questionable.

nebones

fap

Hollie Bennett

@Johnny

So I've been told.

king3vbo

so hard

JohnnyViral

@PB

Looks aside, Necros is an ok guy... besides his consumer whore-ism.

ZServ

NO, NECROS IS MINE BACK OFF >:O

Charlietime

i love lamp.

Aaron Mxy Yost

I got dibbs on Bill.

Tubatic

Dtoid gets sexy in '09. I like.

Bots and ladies, let your freak flags fly!

garison

DIBS ON NECROS!

SnakeDude4Life

Chorus]
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I�m all alone
And it's you that I want

RonBurgandy2010

What the hell is with that pic?

DJDuffy

damn, I just want to tweak that robot's nipples soooo badly right now

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