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Short blog: Who won the console war?
Hoborg | 5:26 PM on 07.01.2009 84 comments


There is no real point in arguing this anymore, the facts are incontrovertible and the variables are so viscous they have become permanent points of data. As much as it pains me to conclude, I can't deny reality. Nintendo and the Wii is the winner of this war.

Nintendo, despite abandoning the HD era of technology, managed to double the sales of its competitors while at the same time securing the fiduciary relationship of the hardcore. The gravities of the Wii have made it a household brand, one that is permanently imprinted on the collective Occidental consciousness. It is a cultural icon -- one that you, despite your vitriol, somehow bought headlong. You bash the Wii yet, I bet, most of you already own one, and have spend hard earned dough on its limited AAA exclusives. Nintendo is also responsible for introducing a new paradigm, one which has engendered its own arms race between Sony and Microsoft for the casual motion-sensor market.

Note: Not even a price drop of the PS3 will change the nominal rank order presented below

1. Wii (winning factors: affordable and innovative technology)
2. Xbox 360 (winning factors: accessible HD technology and impressive game library)
3 PS3 (losing factors: price point, suicidal marketing)

Only a petty attempt of wording can actually change this inevitably painful edict. The rephrasing: 'best of HD consoles" is just semantic at this point and pedantic.



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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 17:50
Y0j1mb0
Who won the console war?

Who gives a shit. I play games.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 17:54
MrSadistic
dreamcast
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 17:57
Tubatic
I did.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 17:59
Zippyduda
This is who I imagine Hoborg to be;

Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:04
Tubatic
Do you believe that your being verbose or absorbed in market factors has anything to do with video games in this place?

Do you think that's a console war you're breathing now?
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:28
ChronosWing
We don't give a shit hoborg, nobody here will sympathize with your bullshit. We play and discuss games in this community, we don't sit around bickering about who's piece of plastic sold better. You wanna know why? Because it's a waste of fucking time when we could be playing the games all the current consoles have to offer instead of ranting on a video game site about how much you hate one system over the other.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:28
ParaParaKing
ATARI 2600!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:35
Naim Master
OK , this has gone long enough ! *insert personal ofense to Hamza here* , WHY ISN'T HE BANNED ?
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:35
Kyousuke Nanbu
BIG WORDS

And you wanna the TRUE winner of the console wars?

Us.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:38
Black Nexus
are you tryin for fail blogger of the year? cause your winning that contest so far.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:41
Elsa
@Naim... he probably hasn't been banned because he likely hasn't "technically" broken any rules. Any number of people probably write bad blogs - though most don't get the attention.

but I have to say LOL @ Zippy!! I just love "Bushisms" (though I'm Canadian).
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:44
FalconReaper
GTFO and take your fail with you
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:48
SilverDragon1979
The Atari Lynx won the console war.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 18:57
ChronosWing
@Elsa

Your wrong, he broke the #1 golden rule of Dtoid. Don't Suck.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:00
CWal37
Play me in a game so I can have my way with you and your thesaurus. Doesn't have to be videogames either, although it's been a while since I boxed. It's just so painful to read you fail over and over.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:03
Takeshi
I couldn't have said it better Silverdragon. You made my day.

All I know is that Hoborg hasn't won the Blog war.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:12
ChillyBilly
This guy beat the console wars:



Right after he got done beating some woman. True story.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:12
Kraid
Natal won the console war , it's the best maaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyne!
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:19
Diverse
witty retort
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:20
de BLOO
YOU ARE ALL WRONG! Fonzie won the console war.

Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:21
Chris Carter
@Naim Master
From Hamza himself! "I thought I banned you"

@Elsa
You weren't here when he joined. He actually did break the spam rule, just with another account. Plus, he starts fights with his blogs, which is breaking the #1 rule: don't suck.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:53
Zippyduda
Considering he admitted that the other account was his, I would have thought making another account knowing it is the same person is not allowed if they have been banned previously, surely he/she/it has breached some rule that you aren't allowed to create more accounts.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 19:56
PwnanObrien
My grandfather fought in the the console wars. Every night up until his death he'd wake up in a cold sweat screaming...
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:05
DF
10/10 topic, would read again. The comments, I mean. I skipped the content of the blog. *shrug*

Also, seriously? This generation isn't over. You don't throw a rock at the army and say you won a war. At least, they'll be happy to reverse the judgement on you. :3
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:12
EternalDeathSlayer
It's all meaningless really. Who cares?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:19
EternalDeathSlayer
And why such a distaste for the PS3? Sure it's certainly not the greatest console ever, but it certainly has it's positives and I'm definitely glad I own one. You don't have to be a fan, but at least show some respect.

There are fans of the console within the community; You're disrespecting them when you disrespect the console.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:38
Jon B
The reality is behind who wins the console war, is that the winner is THE ONE YOU HAVE THE MOST FUN PLAYING.

Shock! Horror!
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:45
PwnanObrien
Fuckin tell that to the Dreamcast.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:45
EternalDeathSlayer
It's not a waste of time to own a PS3. I've got plenty of exclusive PS3 games that make it worth the time and money.

Besides, that's not a good enough reason to act like a fanboy who hates the PS3.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:50
Chris Carter
@Horbog
I wouldn't have said you created that fake account if you hadn't said "That would be a spoof account. I shouldn't be banned because haven't broken any rules; I say what I mean and I mean what I say." THAT IMPLIED you created the account. "I haven't broken any rules". Who said you broke any rules? See how easy it was to insinuate you created that account?

Calling me a liar when I was just misunderstood is fine, but calling Elsa out like that was just really low. I think enough is enough.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:58
SilverDragon1979
Oh shit, you done gone and pissed Magnalon off. You screwed with the sheriff, and it's time to pay for it.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:59
ChronosWing
Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:06
Tubatic
@Chronoswing

Lobster Milkshake?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:10
Qraze
okay. play this on your wii or 360

Tavendale's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:13
Tavendale
"There is no real point in arguing this anymore, the facts are incontrovertible and the variables are so viscous they have become permanent points of data."

This is not good English. I know you're trying to impress people with big words and whatot, but it's not.

My blogs aren't the best English, I'll admit that now, because I write them to enjoy myself. I don't sit hunched over a thesaurus trying to impress internet people. Hell, in a few months I'll be teaching the language.

My point is, the onus of being understood is on the communicator, not those addresses. You are being verbose for the sake of, as far as we can tell, arrogance. You don't seem to know your audience. They look for enthusiasm and interesting content, not vernacular grandstanding.

I know you'll probably take this as another flame, though I'd be the first to say that some people in these comments are not only speaking inappropriately, but are being outright abusive towards you. Please, actually consider what I'm saying and either reconsider your approach to this audience or find one that would appreciate your style and attitudes.
SaintRising's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:13
SaintRising
*enters a witty comment or image and keeps it SFW.*
Tavendale's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:15
Tavendale
Oh, and congratulations on getting more comments on your posts than I ever will :p
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:18
HiddenAHB
And let the Dtoid wars begin!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:24
Naim Master
@seemingly sleeping Hamza
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WHEN WE'RE IN NEED?

@hoborg
Tempus Fugit doesn't have the least sense where you used it , you're verboise for the sake of impressing , but if anyone actually understand what you're saying , it's easy to see that you write like that to cover your apparently awfull writing skills ...Also , NEVER EVER fuck with Zippyduda , you middle age poet wanna-be .
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:35
Chris Carter
@Silver
Haha if you noticed, I haven't sherrifed anyone except Hoborg in the last month :D. By "enough" I meant "maybe it's Hamza time". I can't do shit!
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 21:44
ChronosWing
@Tavendale

Your wasting your breath, your not the first person to try to reason with this fuckhead. We tried long ago when he made his first blog and he refuses to listen, these comments are just the aftermath of people getting fed up with his bullshit.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:23
SephirothX
HAMZA FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST BAN THIS FLAME BAIT TRASH SO HARD THAT JOYSTIQ AND GAMESPOT FEEL IT
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:24
SephirothX
Also, who won the console war? = People who have real fucking jobs and bought all three.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:27
Kyousuke Nanbu
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE JUST MOVE ON.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:37
Qraze
you do know bioshock is much better on the ps3, don't you?
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:59
ChronosWing
@Hoborg

The only troll here is you.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:22
Takeshi
Thanks for making me love my PS3 even more. I think I'm gonna have wild sex with it right now.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:56
SephirothX
@Nanbu
NOT UNTIL HE'S GONE
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