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Short blog: The PS3 virginity experience
Hoborg | 5:00 PM on 06.15.2009 15 comments


Read this: http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2009/06/my-first-week-with-a-ps3.html about a 360 guy who bought a PS3 and his first impressions. Then read my summarizing analogy of a girl losing her virginity, and let me know what you think.
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On her birthday, she decided to have sex for the very first time. The first experience of sex was that of pain, something she says afterwards "didn't really do anything for me." Why her new boyfriend didn't bring condoms was a mystery so she had to go and buy them herself. After pain, came pleasure: "Wow, I was impressed" she said as she went to explore the uncharted bodily territory of Drake, her new boyfriend. Sex with Drake had some genuinely funny parts to it, and she says she couldn't help but laugh out loud. In fact, Drake was so good they went on well into the night as she just couldn't get enough.

The next day, she was done with Drake and went on to some popular Asian fellow who showed off his solid snake. The sex she said "is good fun" and she's been slowly grinding through it. The only complaint she has is the long wait times which at some point became silly. His solid snake would take its time alright.

Overall, the girl says she's enjoying her new boytoy and the experience of sex. Although she reports that she is glad she waited.

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Vegas's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 18:09
Vegas
What the hell is wrong with you.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 18:20
Chris Carter
Are you banned yet?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 18:28
Naim Master
Ban this sick filth (for reals) ; seriously Hamza , you're letting us down ...
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 18:40
Black Nexus
Look up in the sky, its a bird , its a plane, its............ a shark wielding a ban hammer!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 18:42
garison
I thought this post was mildlly funny.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 18:47
de BLOO
This was mildly funny, but lame. And I say lame becuase my gf thinks I swear too much...

she's in the room...
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 19:08
JLanphear
I enjoyed the rather amusing analogy, but the post in itself is completely lame. Good fail.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 20:06
Chris Carter
@Hoborg
Because your original mantra was "this blog is primarily for my own purposes". We know your agenda, and I think it's gone a bit too far at this point.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2009 20:33
SephirothX
really. Why hasn't someone banned you yet?

How many times do you have to fail and get ripped on before you realize nobody around here wants your pro-360 bullshit?
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2009 00:10
ChronosWing
Just stop. Your annoying and stupid and nobody here cares about your blatant loyalism to a piece of plastic and circuitry.
SRCisFriday's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 13:23
SRCisFriday
AW GODWHY ICANTT
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