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I'm leaving - forgive me
Hoborg | 10:17 PM on 05.13.2009 51 comments


Something happened in my life today, a memento of pain, and a message I can't ignore. I believe God communicated to me, today, tonight, as of right now that what I am doing is wrong.

I have instigated and I have obstructed your way to salvation by turning your anger and darkerning your hearts in my presence. For that I must repent and recant. Forgive me for what I have done, I cannot simply fight the will of God.

I am 100 % serious because I am a spiritual man.

I will take my leave and never disturb this community again.

/Hoborg.



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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:27
Krow
Okay. Now I just think you were a troll.

You you weren't, you're just a loony. Godspeed sir.
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:27
mr spooky
Is it someone twisting your mind in destructoid or not? You had the guts to blog right now.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:35
Tony Ponce
When did Destructoid install a revolving door?
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:35
Chris Carter
Ok, so this explains your pretentious actions over the last week. You're possibly insane.

I am also religious, but this is a bit extreme. Good luck in your endeavors.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:35
Tubatic
Rhubarb, sir.

Rhubarb.
YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:44
YEAH-YA
lolwut
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:46
norm9
Did your mom catch you jerking off and take away your internet?

See ya.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:49
pendelton21
@Megastryke:

My thoughts exactly...
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:57
DF
I never loved you. I'm not sorry I misled you.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:58
Naim Master
You're late , should've quit in the price cut article , and if you're really meaning it and are not a troll , don't read this or any comment in your blog now , just let us free and go your own path ...

@magnalon
Yeah ,I'm also religious but this is a tad extreme, next time you'll see people will start killing , slaving and inspiring hate at countries by religion ... OH WAIT!
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:04
tsunamikitsune
But Hoborg! Hasn't the Hall of Records taught you anything? You did read all of it, didn't you? There's some deep shit in there.

Also, stay the fuck away from the weasel. It'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:06
Velt
im leaving too...




to bed.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:08
Rucksack
Hoborg will return but under a different username. It's only a matter of time.

You sir, were a successful troll.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:17
Shin Oni
....who are you?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:23
Clockwork
You are giving a spirtual farewell to a community that has a large amount of outspoken atheist....

...which makes this the best blog on DTOID ever.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:24
Diverse
My God can beat YOUR God!
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:25
ChronosWing
Yes, of course, "god" communicated with you and said not to post blogs on dtoid, I'm glad "god" has his priorities together since apparently you posting PS3 bashing blogs on a video game site is by far more important than everything else. You really do think you are the most important person in the world don't you? This people is the workings of a real egomaniac.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:27
ThunderHeartXI
Religion? On my video game blog?!
T9X's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:27
T9X
..............k then
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:36
ChronosWing
Oh, and before you go, hide this fail so it doesn't take away from other people's blogs today that they actually put effort into.
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:38
HydroTonix
Fuck your stupid.

Am I doing it right?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 23:44
007
...Deep.

I don't know who you are, but all I have to say is... Respect.

I think. Am I doing it right?
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 00:13
Kyousuke Nanbu
This dude just trolled this whole community and most of you don't realize.

He also tossed back most of the pretentiousness and hypocrisy the community tends to show at times right back in your faces, and again most of you didn't realize it.

Good show Hoborg, I'll miss you.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 00:18
seigfreid
What happened. Because Dtoid is god. And you don't walk out on god.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 00:20
smurfee mcgee
Good show? fuck that noise.
It's a fucking video game blog. don't take it so seriously.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 00:20
Trev
Trolls missing trolls, no one missing you.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 00:54
Shin Oni
He also tossed back most of the pretentiousness and hypocrisy the community tends to show at times right back in your faces, and again most of you didn't realize it.

you mean like you do with Jim Sterling?

Whoops
Spectral's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 00:58
Spectral
I told there would be hot, savvy women in high heels ready to please me.

All I'm seeing is some ugly troll. Dammit, Craigslist has fooled me yet again
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 01:13
pascuz46
@ megastryke and pendelton

What you didnt notice? Its right next to the washrooms and the Jim Sterling review section......OHHH SNAP!


Ohhhhhhhhhhh ZAP!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh MY!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yes I DID!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 01:28
Cataract
Nanbu's back to trolling? Yes!

No, seriously. Barely anyone trolls anymore. Things have been quite vanilla lately.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 01:53
Monodi
kthxbye
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 02:02
trueb7ue
see you in hell!
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 02:14
10BobMarleys
It;s ok, nobody will notice.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 03:17
IronPikeman
I'm leaving too...

Destructoid is the debil!
JT706's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 03:40
JT706
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 05:16
TheToiletDuck
Thanks God, i owe you one.
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 05:31
Kylius
Hoborg, You're welcome to join me in Fortress Europa anytime.

lol j/k
Kohlstream's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 05:36
Kohlstream
From his Bio...
"Not that into sports or driving games because they are shallow and don't advance the industry with innovation."

With statements like that i wont miss you bud.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 06:09
MEE
yeah yeah, bye bye, we will all miss you.

(i find it hard to assume sarcasm in the written manner so as a notice : that was sarcasm, no one will miss this asshole)
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 06:43
RonBurgandy2010
What just happened?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 08:00
randombullseye
You were my favorite member of our internet community. Why would you leave? This place won't be the same without you. It's like if a guy who managed the community and let everyone run wild and kept the editorial content of a silly and nonsensical, even parody of what blogs were suddenly left to become a "games analyst."

Or like Mary Tyler Moore leaving her own damn show.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 09:13
Zippyduda
If you've got an issue, here's a tissue.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 09:15
CelicaCrazed
And in the end, the Destructoid community wins again!! Replacing God with Dtoid made your farewell speech sound better too.

Trev, that made me laugh hard out loud.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 09:23
Char Aznable
Later. Here's one for the road:

PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 09:46
PappaDukes


Thanks for all the memories.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 10:21
mix
Wut!?
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 10:09
Blasto
THANK GOD!!

(see what I did there?)

also: the Creator of All Matter hates fanboy trolls confirmed.
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