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I just gobbled down on a Lobster Milkshake, it wasn't very good :(
Hoborg | 2:57 PM on 07.22.2009 15 comments


Hahaha, this bot filter is so fucking funny I can't help but play with it. Thought I would write something else? Forget it lol.

To apprise you of my progress of becoming a casual gamer, I've taken up the hobby of gardening...in Viva Piñata. I got the thing dirt cheap off of Amazon, only 8 bucks and I am really pleased. This is the type of casual experience that is essentially therapeutic for a remorseful gamer like me. It's graphically advanced, and the achievements are not forced but seem to flow well with the gameplay. I still can't shake off the kiddie feeling of the game as it is clearly marketed and designed as a family game. Did anyone else play VP?

I've been rather disconsolate lately while playing the still broken Battlefield 1943. I still get periods where the game randomly kicks me off in every game blaming MY network out of all the audacity. This isn't why I paid 50 bucks a year for Live so I could have a technically flawed game call me out for having a bad connection. I know this is a server issue, but has anyone else experienced this lately? Dice also need to fix the huge balance problems in the game like hit detection. I am not the most adroit gamer when it comes to hand-to-eye coordination, but it shouldn't take a whole fucking clip to kill a guy. I feel this game punishes more inexperienced FPS gamers by having some questionable mechanics. CoD4, although a different experience, captured the realistic feel of warfare.

Lastly in this blogging mélange, I can't believe SK is seriously considering a sequel to what is arguably the most disappointing game of all time next to Fable 2. Granted, I did buy TH on day one but only out of pity for Dennis and his team. I believed in you Dennis, when you got banned on NeoGaf, and when everyone bitched about the demo, I stood by you. SK should just move on and develop something new, a sequel is just an embarrassment for everyone associated with this industry including its own gamers



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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 15:38
Bulkmailer
I was hoping you actually made a Lobster Milkshake. :(
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 15:46
Timmeh
Maybe your BF:1943 problem is because using all those big words is taking up all your bandwidth, causing the game to time out.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 15:50
Jesus H Christ
Agreed on it being stupid to have to use a whole clip to kill someone in shooters. I loved COD4 for the fact that it did it the other way, although I'd hesitate to call it realistic seeing as how I've never seen real combat.

And Fable 2 being one of the most disappointing games of all time? Fair enough, but I'd like to know what disappointed you about it.
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 15:50
Tha_Meat
I will no longer use the term casual gamer, unless I plan on mocking someone.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 15:55
garison
I actually never played Viva Pinata before, though it always did look appealing to me with all the bright colours and whatnot.
Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 16:11
Dyna Geek
I have issues with 1943 myself. Why the fuck is the sniper so damn weak? Shit.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 16:18
Chris Carter
I haven't had any 1943 connection problems since day one. It's probably your end.

As for the game, I love it, but the "1,000 shots til you die" is really stupid. Then again, that's always been how Battlefield games were: you could shoot someone point blank with a rocket and they'd be fine. It's always been an arcade-y shooter.

COD:WAW/4's hardcore mode is so much more fun in my opinion, though. Crouch servers ftw.
Ckarasu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 16:27
Ckarasu
@Hoborg and Dyna Geek: You guys must suck at being snipers, as I am pretty efficient with them. It isn't hard getting some kills, and ,so long as you know where to go, you'll find that it's pretty hard for people to kill you. I'm a lean, mean, sniping machine.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 18:23
Naim Master
@ckarasu
The problem with 1943's sniper is the speed of the bullet , not the actual power ...
Ckarasu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 18:39
Ckarasu
@Naim Master: As I said, I haven't had many problems. I can see what you mean. Sometimes, shots that should have hit (if the speed was accurate) don't. So long as you can predict their movements, though, you should do fine.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 19:23
TewDee
I can't believe your surprised that they are making another Fable game.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 22:21
CWal37
Fable just felt so easy for what it was supposed to be, both of them actually.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 22:50
ChronosWing
@TewDee

He was actually talking about Too Human getting a sequel. Which I don't give a shit what anyone says, it was a enjoyable hack and slash with tons of loot. I enjoyed almost every minute of the game. Aside from the painfully long death sequence, it was a great Diablo clone.
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